>"You need to go to church to ask for forgiveness, get baptized and become blessed."
>Forgiveness for what? Anyone can pray for blessings anywhere, and I am blessed.
>"Well, you're getting noisy in our boomer group overseas. Get your head straight, son."
>Let me tell you about the story of Elijah. When he was a young man, he prayed for rain, and God did not make it rain. He prayed again and again, and still it did not rain. On his final legs, 3 and a half years later, he prayed one last time, and lo, God made it rain.
>"Uhmm...errr..."
>Oh, and tell [REDACTED] every action has an equal and opposite reaction. He would know that from his engineering days.
>*voice shaking* "Err..."
>Everything is going exactly as intended. Have a nice day! Stay blessed!
>*voice shaking* "O-o-okay..."
