>>41016727 >dumb atheist dies >finally has a chance to ask God the one question he always wanted to ask >"Why do men have nipples if you're real!?" >Jesus opens his shirt and plops out a K cup
>>514104312
Man fuck off wizard just means "wise man"
Also you know your shit is schizo, you stopped trying to make sense on the last two paragraphs and you know it, I know it, and Jesus knows it.
>>717231481
very obviously
would also like to say it seems he only does it when a thread's up considering when the last thread died yesterday the viewbots immediately went away along with qwerety never getting attacked because he rarely gets one.
>>510303658
I would command each one of them to do a striptease in front of me, and then pop my well-defined mushroom helmet right into each of their buttholes and demand them to wiggle their butt on it, if you know what I mean.