>>41025123
Let me tell you a story about today:
>*Standing at bus stop*
>Old HatMan just staring at me and talking
>Initially ignore him due to earpods in
>He stands up and starts hobbling over to the timetable
>I move back to the wall parallel to the street
>He's waving his arms at me looking a bit grumpy
>I take my earpods off and walk up to him
>[HATMAN]: Waiting for [BUS NO.]?
>I, er- Yes, that's right.
>[HATMAN]: Good, it's just down the street.
>*Timetable says 5 mins away*
>[BUS NO.] Has been historically late by 7 mins for years
>That's good.
>*Hatman stands there awkwardly with a screwed up face*
>Lovely weather, isn't it?
>[HATMAN]: Spring's around the corner.
>Hayfever will really be kicking off for a lot of people.
>[HATMAN]: Oh yeah?
>Yep...Really kicking off and heating up.
>[HATMAN]: Well, enjoy the cool weather while it lasts.
>I don't mind it either way.
>[HATMAN]: *Clears throat* Here comes the bus.
>*Hatman didn't even look*
>*Bus is exactly 3 minutes early for the first time in a decade*
>*Hatman turns to hop on the bus*
>Have a good day, Sir.
>*Hatman stops and turns around*
>[HATMAN]: Stay SAFE!
>You too.
>*We stare at each other dead in the eye for what feels like an eternty*
>*We both get on the bus and act like nothing happened*
1SIG was floating around the city at the same time too.
