arthur if he was black
>"Say Dutch, them niggas at the bank be mad tripping thinking we business men n' shit."
>puffs his weed and forgets what he was saying
>"So like we gotta like ummmmm like get some bitches n shit."
>Dutch looks at him fiercely
>Don't be ridiculous, Arthurius Moxley Jr Brown Goodman. We got plenty of bitches and weed. If we went out looking for bitches, then we would be forced to do a mission where we have to protect feminists."
>Arthurius Moxley Jr Brown Goodman tugs on his stolen Supreme x North Face jacket
>"Das rite. We gon' pretend to be corny ass niggas. Then them bitches gon' suck our dicks n' we leave town before they know we broke as fuck."