Someone from /soc/ aksed if I could send them pictures of my feet for chashmoney, saying I'm the type they're looking for, before deleteing their suspiciously recent discord account. Never took such pictures for that purpose before, let alone got requests or shared them with anyone - but what if I did? How did all of (You) decide to start your weekend?

>Parents give me unrestricted Internet access when I'm only eight years old
>Twenty years go by and my entire life still consists of being on the computer all day
>Don't even have anything to show for it after all this time

How do I cope with being shackled to technology and never having a chance at a real life? I have receipts from my childhood that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt I was spending upwards of 10 hours a day online before I had even hit puberty, meanwhile every single kid was doing fun things outside and hitting milestones. Now everyone is addicted to technology but I'm still the odd one out, because I'm not a coder, grifter or faggot e-celeb. The best part is that I have zero friends and zero money despite access to a tool supposedly built around making it easier to attain these things.

The funniest part about all of this is that I could compare my life to Serial Experiments Lain, except NOPE! Lain was in middle school when she became an Internet addict, by all accounts she had it way better than me! All of my formative memories, every single one, took place on a fucking screen.