With total viewership of space launches and other events plummeting to earth like a capsule with a bad parachute, what can the space industry do to revive interest in space? Here's my idea: cumming penises. Research shows that everyone loves penises, especially when they're erect, more so when they're ejaculating, and even more so when they're ejaculating onto your face. So, we just fill all the mission coverage with throbbing veiny squirting cocks everywhere, moaning men, and occasionally giggling girlhosts cleaning themselves off, but mostly just engorged dicks shooting their space sperm at the camera, a little bit of the lift off, then back to the glistening phalluses.