This is what George Washington looks like in Monument Mythos, if anyone is curious.

He became this after he tried to cut a cherry tree, and it turned out to actually be a portal to Wonderland, and endless hellscape dimension locates underneath the Earth.

The only reason why he didn't destroy the universe any sooner than the 70s is because the Statue of Liberty had been built to keep him trapped in Wonderland, and it took him this long to escape.