Thread 149998092

The Prophecy edition

Goku stinks.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

YES
SHOW ME
RAPE THE WORLD
RAPE EVERYTHING

>Ultima is being hyped up hard
>worldbreaker hulk comes out early
>the match is “complicated”
>the animation is doing things the show has never done before
>Swan has rambled about how much he wants Godzilla to win
>Pic related
Hulk am no feel so good…

>>149998092 (OP)
Those threads are filling up and migrating so damn fast.

>>149998172
TEE HEE!
HE'S GONNA GO
0 - 3

>>149998195
Nikofag has been hyping up this fight for a loooong time. Everyone here wants him to eat shit.

I find it amusing how "Support for the LGBT" is a positive on Reddit and a negative here.

Are we really rooting for swank being giving to Godzilla?

>>149998169
No. No way they would do something like that.

>>149998208
Because Reddit is gay

Dumb lizardtards falling for basic trolling by Ben

>>149998208
They put up a stickied post saying “zero tolerance policy for transphobia in effect” recently.

Only (on screen) planetbusters are allowed below this line

What if the reason Worldbreaker comes out early is because the rest of the fight focuses on Banner

why did Superman lie to Goku?

>>149998225
>>149998208
>>149998223
>Reddit is gay as fuck
>Reddit is the Hulk hotbed at the moment
I’m noticing…

>>149998194
>shortlist of zillafag copes
>no arguments
Yup yup!

>>149998208
What does your pic have to do with anything tho

>>149998241
He shatters only the surface of where he jumps off. Are you blind?

>>149998246
It was his make a wish grant

>>149998208
Reddit is filled with trannies you tranny

>>149998194
>Shortlist of GODzillaCHAD TRUTHS
Yup!

>>149998246
>you made me use one novemdecillionth of my power, it was so close!

>>149998262
>needs an amped thor’s help and also his own thor powers amp
Oh nonononono

>>149998252
Godzilla character

pick the matchup

Hmmmmm…

>>149998292
I don't even have a reddit account

>>149998247
Reddit powerscaling is unironically full of capefags. I remember one anon saying it was better because it shat on anime, not even a diehard animefag but they literally shat their pants at Deku racist jokes and said Hulk going 0-3 is disrespectful. Genuinly fuck that place

>>149998194
Oh yeah, like how pic related meant Kyle would win, right?

>>149998244
Unlikely. Even if you wanna argue the equation thing and attempt smart scaling to infinity (smart scaling is ridiculous because being smart at doing 1 thingg doesn’t let you do all things) he can’t solve an equation he has no prior knowledge about, even with magic sense from Immortal that’s never been the case that he’s omniscient

>>149998276
kingpin and smythe

>>149998292
Somewhat related, but I recall seeing a comic about transsexuality where the transsexual compared itself to Shin Godzilla of all things.
Why in the world would you want to compare your "transition" to an abomination of nature whose very existence is a testament to humanity messing up the natural order?

I am still rooting for Hulk.

>>149998310
That’s Liam, not Ben, get it right dumbass

>>149998298
Technically since Jo is life energy wouldn't that allow him to touch mahito? Also Goku has fought as a spirit before and those with ki were able to interact with him

I noticed the Death Battle Match-Ups sub recently added a rule banning JK Rowling discussions, because that place has so many troons that kept harassing people for making Harry Potter MUs.

>>149998292
>transphobia in any shape or form
hol up... that's transphobic

>>149998292
>Minimizing or denying the struggles
Oh, goody, they are at THIS stage of censoring the wrongthink.

>>149998208
>>149998292
who gives a fuck about Reddit you faggot?

>>149998208
>a negative here.
but /dbg/ is the gayest thread on the site.

>>149998241
Why stop at one?

>>149998310
>COMPLETELY UNRELATED POST

>>149998315
Because they wanna seem cool and speshul and not just a failure chubby man in a dress.
Also these types spend way too much time escaping into fiction, they always also depict themselves as cartoon characters who have laser eyebeams because they daren’t fathom their irl life as it is

>>149998315
Freudian slip.

>>149998292
A KINGtos approved post

>>149998331
>for making Harry Potter MUs.
The four of them?

>>149998315
Nta didn't the equation only exist in singularity point in the first place because SHIVA existed for them to use?

>>149998292
I am cucky simon and i approve this message

>>149998337
Listtroon started seething about reddit because they dunked on him so he came back here to cry

>>149998331
>troons harass people
>instead of punishing the offenders, ban what’s making them upset
Trannies are a protected class.

>>149998365
Wrong post, but yes

>>149998365
Yes.

>>149998312
Nta didn't the equation only exist in singularity point in the first place because SHIVA existed for them to use?

>>149998292
Holy FVARKING based! That’s what I’m TALKING ABOUT! In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.

>>149998365
Anons were arguing about this in the previous thread and I got the impression the answer is yes but it wouldn't matter if you can do it yourself anyway.

>>149998369
>Even literal reddit trannies shat on listtroon
Good lord, that's a new low for him.

>>149998292
I am Cuck Kyle the Cuck Lantern and I approve of this post.

>"EEEEEGH SNIFF SNIFF"
>“BANNER!! HULK NEED BANNER!! PLEASE!!!”

>>149998376
Whoops my bad.

>>149998241
DB's new queen

>>149998292
Based CHADsura KING

>>149998292
HULK AM APPROVE OF THIS
HULK LOST PENIS TOO

>>149998369
>>149998394
wait he's trans, wouldn't that mean they should be banned for harassing a trans person?

>>149998394
at this point i wouldn't be surprised if Chris Chan also hate his list ass
lol

>>149998411
DB kneels only before Makima.

>>149998411
Lightning is too hot for such a mid trilogy of games

>>149998402
CANON in two days

>>149998359
Yeah, mainly Voldemort vs Emperor Belos and Harry vs Percy Jackson. They are both moderately popular MUs, but most posts about them got flooded with people complaining about JK Rowling and ranting about some imaginary "genocide" that isn't happening.

This is extra hilarious because one of the most popular MUs in that sub is Doctor Manhattan vs Richard Nixon, from Monument Mythos... the creator of Monument Mythos is a literal sex offender, and he doesn't get the same energy as JK Rowling lol

>>149998429
…’s master Lightning.

>>149998392
>and I got the impression the answer is yes but it wouldn't matter if you can do it yourself anyway.
You can't. The equation very explicitly requires a Singular Point, the exact same kind as Ultima even, in order to pull off the specific sequence of events that turned Pelops's far future descendent into Jet Jaguar PP. We even know this was always their inevitable endstate for JJ because IT sees Jet Jaguar as a similar Singular Point network to Ultima well before the equation is acquired.

>>149998292
>please be normal
>reddit
Laughing my fucking ass off.

>>149998417
I saw the episode early and I can confirm this happened
Godzilla performed the operation with his atomic breath

>>149998422
He's annoying so he gets doesn't fall under that + reddit roots for capes

>>149998422
Yes we should report those mean accounts for harassing him I mean her

>>149998422
>wait he's trans, wouldn't that mean they should be banned for harassing a trans person?
not all trannies are equal

>GAPES Composite Godzilla
How would Ben and Swank cock it up?

>>149998438
>the creator of Monument Mythos is a literal sex offender
Being a sex pest is completely normal for trans community.

>>149998451
He's for Mazinger Z

Someone inform the reddit mods that Scott Cawthon donated to politicians that believe in gay conversion therapy. Watch all the FNAF evaporate overnight.

>>149998313
>Hey pal, I don't want to tell you how to live your life (mostly because I've been itching for an opportunity to lay into some big-shot lowlife for a while now), but I feel it's only sporting to give you an opportunity to renounce your life of wrongdoing and turn over a new leaf.
>There's so many career opportunities for a guy like you! With the right wardrobe, you'd make a killing as a portrait photo backdrop!

>>149998451
Literally impossible if they use crossover scaling since every Ultra sibling is like casually multiversal and won't run out of energy on earth as well as light of hope or some shit

>>149998438
>Doctor Manhattan vs Richard Nixon
Nixon?
>a literal sex offender
BRAVE
POWERFUL

>>149998474
SOMEONE DO IT

>>149998474
That would make the DBM sub-Reddit melt, because half of the MUs there have Springtrap in hem.

>>149998462
I have no idea what Bazinger Z is.

>>149998411
How hairy is her pussy?

>>149998474
This would be the greatest thing ever

>>149998429
the only girl that looked fappable in DB was Bayo

>You break buildings good. But Hulk... BREAK WOOO-
>Beat drops
What is up in your mind? Are you thinkin' the devil is makin' the crime?
Or the people are evil and never no demon design? Or the opposite of a divine? No
Yes, the hell is in front of you, side and behind, I can feel every sign of a human decline
I'm believin' the time is upon us when all of our people are blind (yo)
Red rain, saw it fallin' from a tower's dead plane
Head banged Mandalay Bay hotel, lotta lead came
Sex change could get you caught up in death range
He pled sane but really imitatin' Ed Gein
How do we get this way? Negative shit to say when you get dismay
Havin' a fit today so you wanna make a bitch decay
My son's mom went gone, it was really wrong
I thought I was gonna vomit searchin' for my son, but I didn't go John Muhammad
So the devil's right here on this level, wipe tears
That's 'cause when rebels ready to pop the heavy metal, why fear? (Yeah)
Abomination, they been fakin', consecration hatin', western education
Got that killer on a kid, I gotta chase 'em, go
Go

>>149998472
God, Scarlet is so sexy.

>>149998451
Powerscale their original theme songs instead.

>>149998488
>hem

>>149998438
Rin vs Hermione used to be popular too.

>>149998474
Plebbitors are hypocrites and delusional so they'll ignore it. Someone should still do it tho

>>149998474
Scott Cawthon is merely investing into Soul Research
once he figures it out, he will make FNaF real
minus the killing of course

>>149998451
Ultima would still be beyond any Ultra short of Noa and MAYBE King, and nobody scales to Noa. Goji definitively loses without Ultims though.

>>149998438
It's funny because all JK Rowling did (at first) was say that replacing the definition of "women" with "Anyone who says they're a woman is a woman" is a bad idea.

>>149998507
Bayo is too masculine to be ever considered sexy.

>>149998483
>Nixon?
Yes, it's a shitty Analog Horror series where Richard Nixon loses the election, but then evil George Washington (who was still alive at that point because he had transformed into an eldritch higher dimensional abomination), destroys the universe, and Nixon is transported into another reality, literally called the "Nixonverse", where he has godlike powers.

One of Nixon's summons, which are extensions of himself, is actually super-powered Frank Sinatra, who in the Nixonverse was responsible for the Allies winning D-Day.

>>149998462
Don’t get this matchup at all. Big guys from the Showa era? Mazinger is for Getter anyway

>>149998497
Picture Kratos’ beard

>>149998292
There is nothing wrong with being trans, I’ve fucked many trans women and let me tell you, they make me cum gallons.

>>149998541
What does Freya have to do with this?

>>149998554
KKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGMMMMMMOOOOONNNNNN

Post Superman and Goku defeating my rape fantasies

>>149998536
>it's a shitty Analog Horror series
It's not shitty! My favourite horror YouTubers said it amazing and scary and made 1+ hour videos about its deep lore.

>>149998555
Kek’d

>>149998554
Based KINGtosbro

>>149998554
Kyle KINGer

>>149998554
>I’ve fucked many
But they very rarely pass, something doesn't add up.

>>149998536
>where Richard Nixon loses the election
that sounds shitty
>but then evil George Washington
goddamnit
>(who was still alive at that point because he had transformed into an eldritch higher dimensional abomination), destroys the universe
excuse me
>and Nixon is transported into another reality, literally called the "Nixonverse", where he has godlike powers.
lol lmao
that sounds absolut—
>super-powered Frank Sinatra, who in the Nixonverse was responsible for the Allies winning D-Day.
my sides are destroyed

>>149998601
DAMN
BAYO IS FAT

>>149998438
From what I've seen of Percy here he's kinda ridiculous and his one losecon is basically that he stands still and gets hit by an Avada Kedavra. There's also the question of how reliably Harry could cast it, since the Unforgivable Curses are dependent on mindset. He's failed to cast Cruciatus before on Bellatrix due to lacking the intent to inflict torture. The killing curse would probably require him to really, truly want Percy to die in that moment. He's cast the curse successfully though, as well as Imperius, so it's not like he's fully incapable or lacks the raw magical ability.

Post Kratos destroying a multiverse.
Post Superman destroying a multiverse.
Post Goku destroying a multiverse.
Post Doomslayer destroying a multiverse.
Post Dante/Vergil destroying a multiverse.

>>149998599
I think James Dean is an ominous president in it too

>>149998474
I think he backed down and donates to Lgbt charities now

>>149998593
>Sex appeal
Why are women like this?

>>149998114
Fpbp
Goku being a monkey probably stinks something fierce

>>149998599
You need to go back.

>>149998599
>my sides are destroyed
IT TRANSCENDS FICTION.

>>149998621
I-I-I-I-I……….

Post Godzilla being a chad

>>149998621
I can post my HERO's enemies who are eternally pissed off because he combined all of the multiverses into one

Godzilla will win

>>149998633
and you stop shitting on the street, on this thread and on your fucking life
:D

>>149998599
It is also implied that the reason Nixon was transported to the Nixonverse, instead of just dying, is because he fused with a piece of Alcatraz Island, the one in California, which in the series is actually not an island but rather a highly powerful unicellular macro-organism, and the prison was just a cover up to feed prisoners to it and stop it from growing and consuming the entire United States.

This is why another one of Nixon's summons, who is the Nixonverse's version of Superman, is named "The Last Son of Alcatraz"... who is also the Nixonverse's version of Jesus Christ.

>>149998512
>God, Scarlet is so sexy.
Think she's going to die.

>>149998554
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE

>>149998497
I don't know

>>149998614
>The killing curse would probably require him to really, truly want Percy to die in that moment
DB normally just takes off the morals to not kill their opponent.

>>149998669
>projection
You need to kill yourself, pedophile.

>>149998554
KIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!

KIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZIIIIIIIIILLLLLLAAAAAAA!

This is a woman

Post Godzilla beating Ultraman.

KIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG DEEEEEDEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>149998683
>DB normally just takes off the morals to not kill their opponent.

>>149998672
Later seasons further imply (and basically confirm via WOG) that Alacatraz is in fact God and was the first anomaly in the setting's multiverse.

Imagine needing the approval of an anon about unofficial crossovers between fictional characters that have nothing to do with each other because popular superheroes makes their head sad. Then again, now that the chances of Raichu getting a mega in the base version of Pokemon Legends Z-A is dead, official media is bullshit. Hit me up!

KKKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG K RROOOOOOLLLL

>>149998740
Apparently Robin Williams was a huge Evangelion fan and the line was put in there to fuck with him.

>>149998613
and so hairy

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG KOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPAAAAAAA!

>>149998757
DanteDAMN!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_gJE8POYCYg&pp=ygUWaSBsaWtlIHRvIHB1bXAgaXQgZm5hZg%3D%3D
OST LEAKED RAP STARTS AT 1:26

>>149998625
Yes, the one who beats Nixon in the election is James Dean, and his power is basically that he is super charismatic, to the point where he can literally just sit there saying nothing, and 38 million Americans will just watch it on loop weekly, then rate it the greatest broadcast in the history of American television. He uses this to establish a dictatorship and deport hundreds of thousands.

>>149998779
>He didn't add the : because he likely typed his post with one hand.

>>149998795
You get points for making me chuckle even though 4chanX spoiled the joke for me

>>149998795
Newfag fail

>>149998795
>RAP
I wanna throw up.

>>149998795
You sick fuck

>>149998800
Who else is in it? Is Elvis an alien?

>>149998717
That's a woman?

Biollante stomps nemesis tbqh

>>149998717
Hot ngl.

>>149998757
Marvel rivals Emma Frost clears.

I like our solar system-busting goddess Lightning

>>149998681
>>149998757
I wanted to sleep with these two. Too bad DB killed off both.

Godzilla WILL win, everything confirms it.

>>149998877
… Bayo’s laundry.

>>149998890
We already know.

>>149998847
Another one of Nixon's summons is Donyale Luna; she is the Queen of the Lunarian Kingdom, a mysterious group of enlightened celestial beings who reside on the Moon, and hold incredible powers, including the overpowered ability to perform electrical brain surgery on humans.

>>149998887
I dont think either are in Dragon Ball.

>>149998894
heh

>>149998887
Wait since when did Death Battle do a match with L-
>One Minute Melee match with Wonder Woman
That’s stupid, Death Battle is stupid.

>>149998877
MR Emma is so fucking hot. I kinda understand this. I need a woman like that to give me thighjobs.

What the fuck /DBG/ acting straight? Where the hell am I???

>>149998894
>not wanting to clean this by hand

>>149998945
...brought to you by Bass Pro Shop!

>>149998961
I mean, they have a sick ass pyramid.

>>149998955
Newfags

>>149998955
>What the fuck /DBG/ acting straight?
huh, wait, you are right
must be straight hours

>>149998672
I looked up the Last Son of Alcatraz and he literally is Superman. 1948 movie Superman.

>>149998438
Manhattan gets raped by nixon meta shit without dc, with it he rapes correct. Wow. Very interesting mu

>>149998955
Kratosfags aren't here.

>>149998536
Wod type story.

KINGZILLA

This is what George Washington looks like in Monument Mythos, if anyone is curious.

He became this after he tried to cut a cherry tree, and it turned out to actually be a portal to Wonderland, and endless hellscape dimension locates underneath the Earth.

The only reason why he didn't destroy the universe any sooner than the 70s is because the Statue of Liberty had been built to keep him trapped in Wonderland, and it took him this long to escape.

>>149999004
What is this fucking autism?

I still believe and have faith in Hulk.

>>149999014
Even more autistic SCP.

reminder that nixonverse is written by a mentally ill tranny with suggs-tier schizophrenia
it is complete fucking nonsense of a story

>>149999014
I don’t know but I fucking love it.
>he tried to cut a cherry tree, and it turned out to actually be a portal to Wonderland
This is some South Park shit

>>149999041
Accurate description of Monument Mythos. Yes.

>>149999044
Explains why r/DBM loves it so much

>>149999004
>he tried to cut a cherry tree, and it turned out to actually be a portal to Wonderland, and endless hellscape dimension locates underneath the Earth.
>The only reason why he didn't destroy the universe any sooner than the 70s is because the Statue of Liberty had been built to keep him trapped in Wonderland, and it took him this long to escape.
>>149999044
>written by a mentally ill tranny
well, that expñains the above symbolic motif

>>149999029
Unfortunately for Hulk Godzilla has the power of God and anime on his side.

This Sunday, I will JOB! Pray for me bros.

>>149998955
We have a new Goddess and Queen

>>149998488
>>149999049
were you banned on that too?

>>149999060
>expñains
SPIIIIIIIIIIIC!

>>149999060
>expñains
Doctor green is a spic pedo…

>>149998955
>First /dbg/ was acting more gay than usual
>Now it’s acting straight
Strange tidings today.

So many FRAUDzilla fags here are going to be disappointed
I'm actually afraid we'll see a mass ACKing if Ultima is annihilated

>>149999073
Nope

>>149999066
Kratos...

>Superman
HAS NO CONFIRMED OMNIPOTENCE.
>The One Above All
HAS NO CONFIRMED OMNIPOTENCE.
>Doomslayer
HAS NO CONFIRMED OMNIPOTENCE.
>Featherine
HAS NO CONFIRMED OMNIPOTENCE.
>Anos
HAS NO CONFIRMED OMNIPOTENCE.
>Rimuru
HAS NO CONFIRMED OMNIPOTENCE.
>Sonic
HAS NO CONFIRMED OMNIPOTENCE.
>Kirby
HAS NO CONFIRMED OMNIPOTENCE.
>Hulk
HAS NO CONFIRMED OMNIPOTENCE.
>Kratos
HAS NO CONFIRMED OMNIPOTENCE.
>Goku
HAS NO CONFIRMED OMNIPOTENCE.


BOW DOWN

TO YOUR ONE. TRUE. GOD!

>>149999090
>more hulkfag projection
The one roping will be you

>>149999066
sunday.
Sunday!
SUNDAY!

>>149999102
>Shows no proof of omnipotence in his picture

>>149998974
Literally, they just took a screenshot from the old black and white Superman movie, and edited out the S emblem from his chest.

That's the canon and official appearance of the Last Son of Alcatraz. Reminder that this guy is literally the Nixonverse counterpart to Jesus.

>>149999060
>Doctor Verde

>>149999102
>Featherine
Yo “Victoria”

>>149999102
>omnipotent
>umm within this area only
then he's not omnipotent

for fucks sake do people really not understand what omnipotent is

>>149999117
>Scales above an omnipotent power
Keep seething the characters you like don't have this.

Post Jin Woo destroying a mountain.

>>149999132
LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

Post Jin-Woo being an interesting character.

>>149999141
It's confirmed to be an omnipotent power.
>within this area only
When will he ever be out of that area while using it? It is HIS territory. If he uses it in battle it's an instant win con because it's confirmed to be an omnipotent power.

>>149999143
Post proof of him being omnipotent or above it. Statements only get you so far.

>>149999159
>Fan Comic
Bros...

>>149999166
If he was truly "omnipotent" in his territory then he could just expand his territory. Or better yet turn off any limitations to his power

there's no such thing as omnipotence based on location.

>>149999157
Error 404: Personality not found.

>>149999079
>>149999080
>>149999122
>they didn't know this
breh

>>149999102
>Island level
Luffy victim

>>149999087
I'm just here killing time while the Tifa vs Scarlet video comes out. It will help me COPE with this turd.

>>149999102
>Chakravartin victim babble

BRING ME DEKU!

>>149999199
The new Godzilla movie poster should fall down right after he wins, as an incredibly subtle form of signaling bias

>>149999102
GOW draugr victim

>>149999167
>Statements only get you so far
Wrong. A character doesn't have to actually do something to be scaled to a tier. for example, SS2 Gohan never destroyed a planet on- screen. But because we know he scales above planetbusters he is valid in doing it. Solo Levelling lore directly confirms characters can alter reality, many of them are multiverse level, Sung Jinwoo is above them. He is confirmed to have an omnipotent power. The comics and novels > Your headcanon.

>>149999102
power of author>fictional omnipotence

does jinw00's omnipotence let him increase his cock size?

>>149999004
Also keep in mind that due to bootstrap paradox shenanigans, said "cherry tree" was actually one of the spines of the Horned Serpent (George after transforming) jutting out into our reality. So George is technically responsible for his own transformation to begin with.

>>149999179
>based on location
You're the only one focusing on location to cope. Sung Jinwoo can manifest his territory when fighting and then he's instantly omnipotent during the fight, meaning he wins. Death Battle is taking the characters at their peak and trying to win. Sung Jinwoo would just instantly become omnipotent if he senses some cosmic overpowered enemy against him. Your tears don't invalidate his power literally being called omnipotent.

What exactly is "skill" and "battle IQ"?

>>149999199
It's been nine years, it's time to move on. I hope Ruby getting gored by Maka gives you the closure you need.

>>149999244
Cope

>>149999102
Cid Kagenoh victim that keeps dodging his MU

>>149999244
Things that Goku does not have

>>149999237
>needs to manifest territory
then he's not omnipotent. If he was truly all powerful he's just remove that limit on him while he's in his territory.

Omnipotent means all powerful, nothing you can't do. Having limits or stipulations automatically means it's not real omnipotence

>>149999131
I just realised, listroon is an artist
why doesn't he draw slander art of his least favorite characters being humiliated?
I mean I've seen other tf fetish artists make slander art so he has no excuse

>>149999249
>it's time to move on
Never forget, never forgive.
Hate gives me a purpose.
>I hope Ruby getting gored by Maka gives you the closure you need.
Thanks. Hope that one isn't also rigged.

>>149999199
Ah the 'muh pillar' episode. The fight was pretty meh. Didn't someone debunk this with the calcs in the episode?

>>149999237
>Sung Jinwoo can manifest his territory when fighting an—
*negates*
(this is the Christian God in the picture btw)

>>149999263
Margic the Simphog

Post Jin-w00 not having a vagina.

>>149999278
>I activate "No".

>>149999220
scaling =! statements

Check out the scaling on this OMNIPOTENT BEAST of a character!

>>149999102
I'm pretty sure pic related is explicitly stated to be all powerful by even gods that hate it

Post Dio being FTL

>>149999270
Because his fetish specifically involves women so he can’t have Superman turn into one of Bison’s dolls

T-2 days for the ASS VOID to claim the JOBulk!

>>149999327
>we can start turning the ass void on nikofag soon
Based.

>>149999324
Why not super girl or lois? Cucking is still slander. Still do we WANT more schizos here?

>>149999319
Technically when he moves during timestop, he’s moving faster than light currently is

I can’t believe if you actually use Asura’s lore he would DECIMATE Kratos like would with his feats. Kratos really had nothing.

YUKARIN JUST CAN'T COMPARE TO THESE FTL+ BOOBS

>>149999354
You could use insane leaps of logic (like DB lol) to say Chark only created 1 universe vs Yggdrasil being infinite Multiverses

>>149999327
NO
HULK NEEDS TO FUCKING KILL GODZILLA

All of the people shitting on Kratos need to APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW. Death Battle already foreshadowed the KINGtos-shitposting way back in He-man vs. Liono when Liono asks Eye of Thundera why its showing him a mountain. Death Battle team has much higher IQ than you think

>>149999371
who?
who?

BRING ME SUNG JIN-WOO

>>149999102
The territories are planet level btw

>>149999314
They do admittedly have some loose peers amongst the other Primordials like the Arcana, but they're also generally treated as the singular strongest Primordial of them all. And even they aren't the strongest thing in the setting, given the Old World Order exists.

>>149999272
Weiss lost to a hilariously lowballed Mitsuru when they could've easily given her a winning matchup and didn't get crossover wank in any way so yeah, there is no hope for Ruby.

>>149999344
>he’s moving faster than light currently is
He gets taken by surprised by magnets (which were a distraction)

>>149999420
King FILLERgeta…

>>149999396
Shadow fraud checking jinwoo would be peak since cid is a dedicated larper

>>149999420
How did they survive in space after this?

>>149999437
They are in a bubble shield it looks like

>>149998887
But Lightning won that

>>149999437
You weren’t supposed to ask that…

. . . . .

>>149999399
The Arcana leaves the world because it couldn't compete against the EDoT and it didn't want to cause further troubles, IIRC. There are also Kathool and Adimondes, both of whom should scale below. I think the Elemental Avatars are also around this tier? Nesso was able to compete with Kathool, but I don't recall if that was due to outside circumstances she took advantage of.
All of the Old World Order are also WEAKER than the EDoT, which is why they're bullying his significantly weaker human form in the story.

>>149999102
Goku has DEFEATED and KILLED omnipotent characters. KNEEL.

>>149999459
Why are you posting a QUEEN of /co/ in a Death Battle thread?

>>149999434
Even funnier is that Cid could enact that meme about "it was just a love tap" and still be in-character after overestimating Jin-w00's durability

>>149999458
>Deletes

>>149999437
Doesn't the Toei continuity have Saiyan survive in space?

>>149999476
why wouldn't he?

>>149999458
C___ B__

posting this for everyone

>>149999476
>Sam and Liam have said they love Spear and Fang vs San and Moro and really want to do it
Fang might be the first Queen on death battle.

>>149999500
>"God"

KINGtos wins again!

>>149999434
>>149999487
He might be a LARPer, but he WILL develop techniques to make that LARP effective.
>Moves his organs just so he can get stabbed and deliver a cool one liner
>Actually allows himself to be killed so he can pretend to sacrifice himself for a girl (and then restart his own heart once everyone has left the room)
>Developed elaborate dying techniques just in case he fought a "main" character while in his NPC state

>>149999500
>Noun: God

>>149999487
Doesn't Jin w00 have some busted regen?

>>149999466
>All of the Old World Order are also WEAKER than the EDoT, which is why they're bullying his significantly weaker human form in the story.
We had to use our full EDoT power to beat a mask that was not taking us seriously at all and it's explicitly stated that if it was, we would have lost. The Old World Order very much are beyond us. Whether they would have been beyond the EDoT as it once was is mostly irrelevant because we've never seen it fight outside of its form as the Player.

>>149999537
>Jesus.

>>149999541
I doubt he can regenerate from point-blank magical nuclear explosions Cid loves spamming

>>149999466
>>149999547
There's also the fact that one of the masks is all but outright confirmed to be Lorithia, who made The'Galin. And I don't think it's ever been established who would win between the EDOT and The'Galin at all. Especially with how much hype The'Galin is given as the ultimate destroyer deity.

>>149999518
This psycho threaten to nuke a city for the bit and literally mind broke an main character

>>149999621
Iris is too weak to qualify as proper MC in Cid's LARPer mind

>>149999638
She's going to end up being the "final boss" based on the anime foreshadowing.

If Hulk wins, I'm singing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh0dqbVZYV0
I promise

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>>149999547
I recall all of the Old World Order reveling in the fact that the Hero wasn't in his true form, which allowed them to actually do stuff against him. Malgor was also able to overpower Infamy's control over Gravelyn's Doomblade, despite Infamy literally being the source of its strength.
The Old World Order I just realized the acronym would be OWO also call the EDoT all-powerful and without equal, IIRC. I'll check the cutscenes again.
On the topic of the Hero, he's actually still pretty busted
>Can tank the entire energy output of supermassive stars without taking a scratch
>Has fought beings capable of casually creating black holes without any issue
>An unbelievable amount of time hax
>I'm pretty sure the Arcana allows him to just erase things from existence (this is also now a part of him since the Empress enjoyed her date with him that much)
>Extremely strong weapons from all over the place (I recall Arcana (the mage trainer) using a weapon that contains a dying star within)
Etc, etc
>>149999603
I think that the current EDoT should be stronger than The'Galin, given that it fused the AQ universe with all of the other ones without The'Galin being able to retaliate.
I'm surprised we haven't seen him again. We've fought Carnax twice by now.

If Hulk Wins:
>Ultima becomes an Alien X-tier joke and certifiable fraud
>Nikocado Avocado’s asshole gets spammed on these threads
If Godzilla Wins:
>Hulk becomes the Biggest Loser in Death Battle
>Death Battle’s booking is certifiable ass to have 2 back to back Marvel Losses on top of a 0-3 losing streak
Can we skip to Sunday, already?

>>149999653
I wonder how people would react if Cid ends up marrying her instead of any of the other options.

>>149999726
Hoping for the former because it's been a long time since we've had a proper fraudcheck

>>149999726
Praying for the latter because it would be funny af.

>>149999736
the booking being what it is on top of the fact that death battle loves fraudchecking 'vaguely powerful reality warpers' like alien X or life equation kyle with more 'straightforward' characters is honestly what's making me lean hulk here

>>149999729
She would get murdered by the femcels in Shadow Garden

>>149999740
>W-what the FUCK did you just say, Asura?! You DIDN’T kill your family? How are you supposed to become the BETTER MAN then? You were supposed to murder EVERYONE and plunge Shinkoku Trastrium into chaos as well as the rest of the world (with your Destructor form)! I did the same with Greece and look at how great I turned out! GODS, you make me SO mad, I need to TEACH you NOW with my WALL-LEVEL fists. Come here!
>*punches Asura’s face with full power*
>AAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII y-you just exploded my arm into red mist with your head! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! I AM THE BETTER MAN, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAUGHT! W-wait, why is your hand glowing? Please forgive me! I promise I won’t bother you anymore! I was just joking about killing my wife, daughter and all of Greece! Please believe m-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

H

O

>The synopsis for Godzilla destroys the marvel universe 5 just dropped
>It implies Hulk failed
lmao

M

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>>149999795
>>149999800

>>149999770
>Hal had to go back in time to avoid Alien X
>Simon just had more funky stuff than the Life Equation
>All the Hulk has is scaling
Doesn't seem quite that analogous to me

>>149999795
>>149999800
Santa...

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>>149999833
Simon just drilled really hard
Hal should have just brute forced and killed Alien X in the episode by their logic, the animation kill was just stupid
It's the whole 'it may have looked overwhelming, but the more straightforward character could resist everything and had all the tools they needed to win' that's very common

>>149999833
Cuckspammer getting BTFO by Simon getting his match-winning regen from his loving wife was peak KINO

>>149999840
Santa Claus? ANNIHILATES your favorite verse

>>149999854
Unless you’re Asura anyway.

>>149999860
>"loving"
>worships his BVLL kamina who is raping her too in the afterlife
sad.

>>149999726
We're either getting leaks later tonight or early tomorrow, so we'll know the results soon enough.

Santa (every version) vs Dracula (every version) who wins?

>>149999862
asura was just on the receiving end of the 'fraudcheck' because kratos's ''''''''''feats''''''''''' were so much better

>>149999885
Why do you think that?

>Character has a wife that has only loved him, whom he is confirmed to have had sex with
>People try to cuckpost anyway
What causes this phenomenon?

>>149999875
Tell us more about your hero's BVLL Lucas Simon Kylejeet

>>149999906
Buckbreaking

>>149999897
We typically get leaks a day or two before the match itself drops publicly.

>>149999915
>

>>149999906
after /dbs/ colonised this thread, cuckoldry became the common tactic used to humiliate a character

>>149999906
the poster is from india

>>149999906
>that has only loved him
She loved the guy that cucked him and worshipped him like a boyband celebrity, and every other line was required to scream his name and his quotes to even make the mech work

>>149999889
>Actual saint with MFTL feats
>Guy who gets hurt by crosses

>>149999917
that hasn't happened since....I don't even remember the last time that actually happened.

>>149999933
this. She'd leave him in a nanosecond for Kamina Sama, just like Yoko. That's why Kamina is raping her in the afterlife just like with Yoko, and there's nothing Simon could ever do to stop him

>>149999933
Raj I understand your parents never loved you and that you live in a rundown mud hut but you really need to stop projecting your fantasies onto fictional characters

>>149999941
It happened pretty continuously up until the old show died.

>>149999948
It's literally in the series tho? Watch it, all the women WORSHIP Kamina and cucky simon has to watch from a bush that no girl would ever like him more, Nia too worshipped Kamina and liked jocks like him more

Post your hero surviving inside a star

DCfags seriously need to come up with better jokes for Simon, cuckposting fell flat even around the episode's release. Gurren Lagann never had its main character get raped by KGB agents for shock value, while DC did exactly that.

>>149999938
Probably some versions of Dracula who isnt hurt by a cross.

>>149999970
my hero ripped the head off a star and speedblitzed all of its light with only his hand

>>149999992
Stars have heads?

last 7 digits is the size of KINGtos's cock

>>149999726
The latter will happen, I just know it. And it will be GLORIOUS. Godzilla WILL win.

>>149999976
Gurrern Lagann showed Simon getting raped by a tranny onscreen and watching his unrelated "big bro" cucking him onscreen driven to such hysterics he started screaming "WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINEEEEESSSSS!!!!"

it's hard to get more pathetic than that

>>150000005
LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150000000
HOLY WASTED GET BATMAN

>>149999976
The biggest enemy of DC fans are DC writers.

>>150000005
FUARK 5 LIGHTYEARS LONG

>>150000000
WASTED

>>150000005
In millimeters?

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

>>150000018
>Doesn't know what words mean and things that never happened

>>150000000
PEAK! stars dont have heads they are made of gas.

>>150000000
you took cirno's chance>>149999999
!

no one is giving you (you)s for stale pasta, dcjeet

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Hal pauses from shoving his tongue down Jade’s throat
H: “God damn it! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Hal Jordan?!”
Jade stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Japanese man is clearly beating Kyle to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
J: ew, it must, like, be that cuck spic Kyle.. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that cuck only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Hal Jordan”
From the bush:
K: “HAL-BRO SAVE ME! THIS JAPANESE HOBO IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
H: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SPIC, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Jade? How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the Hispanic twink gets pummeled by Japanese fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake “Idol” taking the girl he loves most away from him
K: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED BIG BRO HAL MORE!”

>>149999102
I love the Omnipotence statement club. You guys are the fucking best.

>>149999770
Tell me

>>150000040
Literally all of it happened, lil bro

https://files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4

Simon's a cuck and worships his BVLL who fucks ALL his love interests while he cries and screams how it's none of his business LMAOOOOOO

>>149999938
>actual saint
imagine thinking coca cola guy is Saint Nicholas

>>150000018
It was consensual though.

This guy really thinks that if a woman talks about a guy ONCE, she’s cucking you, even if she talks about you fifty times as much, AND marries you, AND has sex with you and ONLY you. What the fuck is his love life even like? Imagine what he must've been thinking when he saw his high school crush talking to the teacher about homework.

>>150000066
why, ain't nothing but a heartache

>>150000000
never forget this get was given to you by KINGtos

>>150000064
LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO

>>149998637
Supergod...

>>150000076
Simon's a minor, Gurren Lagann cuck. He can't consent to that tranny raping him, no matter how gay and mindbroken he is after "Big Bro" cucked him

>>149999770
>vaguely powerful reality warpers' like alien X
You mean the guy who no sold an universal explosion?

>>150000005
I FUCKING CAN'T

>>150000065
Your picture? Loses to pic related in both a fight and as a love interest.

>>150000070
Simon was never in a relationship with Yoko, that's what would making it cucking, RETARD

>>150000064
Kyle, Bitchingly, Crying.

>>150000080
Ok cool story? i'm sorry your "Big Bro" teacher fucked your used-up gf and this is how you cope, Simoncuck

PLEASE talk about Gurren Lagann...

>>150000005
Microtos...

>>149999726
I can totally see Billbros being obnoxious if Ultima loses.

The Leeron thing is such a "blink and you'll miss it" detail I honestly think I would've gone completely ignorant to its presence in the show had it not been for our fellow DCjews putting all their focus on the places closest to tranny dick as usual, takes some special kind of mental illness to achieve something like that.

k.b.c stands for Kaiju. Brutalizing. Capeshit. Don't forget it.

Kyle lost.

PLEASE talk about Kyle Rayner...

>>150000103
Cool story lil bro
btw I just fucked your mom and I got the girl you love most in the world naked on my bed. Go build a golden statue to me while i fuck her 10 times over. Or do you wanna watch before you kiss my ass some more lmao

>>150000084
https://youtu.be/siSuFmwg2Ww?t=770

>>150000000
Least you weren't a bot, good get

>>150000000
the star itself is the head. duh
this get is now a smt get

>>150000114
takes some special kind of mental illness to put that shit in in the first place, gaynax redditor

>>150000126
you would be fun to vore

>>150000126
...are the delusions I need to cope with being Indian of course

Why are Kylefags so defensive over their irrelevant spic character?

>>150000064
Kek, Based,Canon.
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>KYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLE
mindbroken little BITCH

>>150000147
...they weren't delusions when Cucky Simon literally did it tho LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150000149
It's not spics, it's indians, far worse

>STOP TALKING ABOUT THE COMIC BOOK CHARACTER ON THE COMIC BOOK BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh?

As a Simonbro let me just say that your 20s should be spent watching shonenshit made for 5 year olds, typing ttgl lyrics over the internet at transphobes, and letting your BIG BRO BULLY BULL fuck your gf just like Simon would.
Row row fight da powa!!!

>>150000162
...which never happened because I still don't know what words mean and I didn't deny being Indian

>>150000094
He's an adult after the time skip.

>>150000101
Is that? A SEE THROUGH DRESS?
Well two can play at that game.

>>149998206
4 years, if the desu archives are right.

>>150000175
too real

>>150000180
Literally all happened lil dicklet boi: https://files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4

Your "hero" is a cuck and he and all his women worship his BVLL lmaoooooo

>>149998206
He will, don't worry

As a Kylebro let me just say that your 20s should be spent reading comic books where Superman gets sodomized, typing the Green Lantern oath over the internet at chuds, and letting your BLONDE BVLL fuck your GF just like Kyle would.
In Green Lantern's Light!

>>150000175
CANNNNNOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!

As a Simonbro I am a 40 year old cucky lil bro/manservant to MANY bulls, and I can testify that the vast majority of them are Kratos Scholars, Kaminabros and Kyle CHADS

My Lord Swan that art in DB, please forgive your son for losing despite all the Swank you gave. Simon was just too powerful...

>>150000197
>STILL can't deny being Indian
KEKYPOW

>>150000201
too real

>PLEASE TALK ABOUT MY LITERAL WHO CHARACTER, THE BOARD DISCUSSES COMICS SO HE MUST BE DISCUSSED AS WELL!!!
The only Green Lanterns that matter are Hal Jordan and Guy Gardner.

Rangeban india, I am no longer asking.

>>149998451
I don't think OG man would survive the alotted three minutes. Tiga, Dyna, Gaia, Agul, Nexus, Cosmos, Max, Mebius, Zero, all stand a better chance, honestly.

>>150000141
Personally I think it's way more pathetic that DC has published comics featuring covers where heroes make lines to collectively kiss Lois Lane front and center as opposed to a singular still image hidden in a background covered in blur, but hey, what do I know?

>>150000064
Kyle, Barely, Concretelevel

Simon sucked off Yoko's tranny cousin because he was mindbroken by le Big Bro cucking him and her tranny cousin was the closest he could ever get to her. And this is a canon thing that was shown in the anime in Episode 26. When in the flashes you see Simon kissing Leeron, who is canonically a trans man with genderfluid pronouns.
That means he CANT be a bigoted chud like you Kyle transphobes!!!

>>150000201
CANNNNNOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!

>>150000105
Dude, I brought up the teacher thing as a hypothetical. No need to confess your actual life-story about Simon Jubdalhi stealing your crush Nia Mohammedjihad away from you in Paki High. I don’t actually care about your personal life.

>>150000183
Now with her goat legs

>>150000218
Hal Jordan? Canonical Pedophile
Guy Gardner? Canonical incel
Both would lose to Simon btw

You lost. It's time to move on.

Raj has admitted to being
>Indian mud hut dweller
>unloved by even his parents
>and to projecting
today is a strange day

As a simonbro I want to watch as a bull like Kamina-Aniki fucks the girl of my dreams in front of me and I sit crying in a bush like a fag.
Absolutely all of us have this fantasy and that’s why we worship our BULLS

>>150000253
There's NOTHING wrong with being Indian btw

raj reminds me of kratosfags, except his shitposting manages to get stale within a single thread and he gets 500% louder if you don't give him (you)s

>>150000253
Raj is assblasted about his H1B getting denied over his Pakistani cousin Abdul, pls understand

>My favorite character is almost impossible to do a Death Battle with
How is an AM vs Skynet battle looking?

>>150000252
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Asurabro btw

>>150000241
Simon never managed to steal any girl, but he canonically gets girls he loves stolen from him by Kamijna because they all 100% would rather suck his dick.
That's just fact bro, no matter the weird backstories of yours you keep projecting onto me. Simon's a cuck and worships the douchebag who cucked him, and so does Nia

>>150000222
I think OG could do it but it'd be a hard fight depending on which version of Goji it is. but yeah all the other Ultras have a better chance of Mid to low diffing anything that isn't IT

>>150000247
Simon worships Pedophiles like Kamina THOUGH so Hal would beat him up and cuck him as well and Simon would be his eternal manchild worshipper

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL BLONDE BABY LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! NO YABBA SHALL ESCAPE MY DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Jade and Lucas Simon's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>IN BLACKEST NIGHTS!! THIS IS A DARK HAIRED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A DARK HAIRED BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH LUCAS SIMON!!!
>BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I JOINED THE CORPS!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CON??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK LANTERN IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HALF SPIC BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>IN BRIGHTEST DAYS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID GREEN TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A LATINX BABY!!! AND HIS HAIR IS BLACK TOO!!! IF IT WAS BROWN I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS HAL'S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BLACK HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! EVERYONE AT THE WATCH TOWER IS GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL LANTERN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT SPIC FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY GREEN FLIPFLOP CONSTRUCTS!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL SHOVE YOU IN THE FRIDGE!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH BEFORE I SNIP SNIP YOU WITH MY SUB CITY LEVEL SCISSORS!!!! BEWARE MY POWER BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK LANTERN!!!

DO NOT REDEEM THE WIN SIMON YOU BLOODY BITCH BENCHOD
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT BEAT THE DC HERALD YOU BASTARD BITCH
KAMINA SHOW BOBS AND VAGINE
I NEED TO GO TO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET, NO POOING IN LOO

>>150000234
>Simon is Kamina’s little cuckold BITCH who watched Yoko getting NTRd
So he let Yoko’s tranny cousin fuck him to cope, since that’s the closest a cuck like him could ever get???
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK1

>>150000279
AM probably solos. He's a borderline reality warper with how much shit he's able to accomplish.

>>150000289
>Kaminja

>DCfags still seething
It's been months. Get over your loss.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149999171
That is NOT a fan comic.

>>150000302
KEKYPOW!

>Kamina gets asskissed by everyone, everyone makes him the leader for no reason even though Yoko and the Tranny and literally everyone has experience fighting on the surface and he has zero, all the boys suck his dick at all times and only exist to tell him how great he is, all the girls also worship him and want him carnally including Nia despite him being a perverted narcissistic douchebag bully
>Kamina is the leader of everyone and everyone does what he commands
>Kamina is the object of every woman's affections and they all want him
>Nia also worships him and wants him when she never even met him, but everyone on the team makes her worship him and quote him anyway
>Simon is only ever of worth to her or attractive to her when he’s doing a Kamina roleplay and even wearing Kamina’s clothes
>Literal years after he died, despite only knowing him a couple days, Yoko still mourns for him and her every single line is saying how Kamina-Sama is the best, Nia died too and Kamina rapes her in the canon afterlife as well

>>150000317
Be prepared for Marvelfag seething soon

>>150000242
Oh thinks she's the GOAT of the thread? THIS is a GOAT right here!
she does look really pretty, I'm a sucker for long dresses and those goat legs look killer.

>>149999220
>He is confirmed to have an omnipotent power
>He has [ability that someone in-story describes as omnipotent].
>As described, this is not actual omnipotence.

>>150000247
Hell Yeah!

>>150000000
>LEGENDARY gets in the Death Battle Thread

>>150000005
>Somehow got even better

>>150000302
KEKAROO
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>>150000316
>Kingtos out of NOWHERE
He broke you.

>>149998474
They already know. GameTheory ran plausible deniability for Cawthon saying all he cares about is a strong economy and military rather than hurting people in his community. As well as this, Cawthon donates/participates in actual humanitarian donations rather than just political ones.
The real reason Scott donated is probably something like taxes.

>>150000295
Yeah, most of the Showa's would job out. Zoffy and Taro jobbed to a literal bird. If they have form changes like the Heisei, New Gen and Reiwa, the Godzilla they're fighting against is screwed.

Simonbros what is this???
You mean to tell me there is an ENTIRE official DOUJIN your series made
Where Simon SITS IN THE BUSHES and watches SOBBING IN AGONY while his BVLL KAMINA cucks him and FUCKS YOKO while Simon can only CRY and WATCH and MASTURBATE HIMSELF so Kamina doesn’t beat him up?
And then once his greasy disgusting BVLL Kamina is FINISHED using and abusing the LOVE OF SIMON’S LIFE like a disgusting cumdumpster, he DIES HEROICALLY SAVING SIMON’S ASS while Simon is renderes powerless by his CANON CUCCK FANTASIES IN EPISODE 8,
and Yoko is so IN LOVE WITH HIS BVLL KAMINA-SAMA that she chooses to become a cumdump to a bunch of BLACK FAT UGLY BASTARDS hoping they can fuck her like KAMINA-SAMA, and she never ever lets cucky simon hit, he STILL has to WATCH like a cuck?
And you’re telling me this literal thing that exists can be found with digits 52406???

KEKYPOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

We need Nikofag to post a pic of his skin, to prove he isn't a jeet.

>>150000317
2 years from now this guy will still be shitting molten lava over this one singular L and he WILL still use the exact same copypastas from 2 months ago.
and they call gokufags immature

>these three murdered billions of Indians in little over an hour’s worth of episodes
How did they do it?

Oi, Simon, chinkasu, get over here and keep licking my sandals clean while I fuck Yoko. You gotta tell me how I'm so much cooler than you while I fuck your girl, or I'll beat the shit out of you like the footstool fag you are, you little midget toad-bitch.
*cocky grin*
but I believe in you (to be my slave who builds a golden statue worshipping me along with all my other simp worshippers), hnyeh hnyeh. Now get to it cuck

>>150000371
T-T-T-They were too strong for my verse...

>>150000377
*swoons*
Big Bro Kamina-Sama the Wise and Mighty!! You’re so hot!! No wonder cucky Simon always pretends to be you. In fact he never does anything except pretend to be you 24/7, because he knows I would immediately fuck some loudmouth douchebag jock in front of him if he didn’t.
You really are sugoii! Simon was right, Kamina's so much cooler than Simon in every way. I know how you feel Yoko, I'm no longer satisfied with beta pretender leftovers any more! I worship you every day and say all your faggy nogspeak catchphrases! You’re the inspiration to everyone and we all want you carnally! Kamina-Aniki fuck me too in front of that cuck! Show him who’s the boss!

>>150000371
Are there indian yurifags or something? I doubt the average pajeet would lose hours of sleep over Harley dying.

>>150000336
The artist/author is very skilled at illustrating pretty women, so it's to be expected. She's still Shub-Niggurath at her core, though she's presented a bit differently from other versions since the series focuses more on her disconnect with "lesser beings" and how her relationship with the MC is unique.
How was Sucker for Love 2, anyway? I recall people not liking its version of Shub.

>>150000295
They've taken down reality warpers before m8

>>150000383
EW! I think Simon likes it!
It's so tiny you can barely see it. No wonder he worships Kamina so much, he'll never be as much of a man as Kamina is, that's why he's always copying Kamina while he pretends to be himself!
But he knows no girl would ever choose a little ass-kisser like him over Kamina. All he can do it pretend, and watch Kamina cuck him.
You like to watch huh little cuck? You like to worship Kamina and cry while he takes your girls? Kamina-Sama! Punch this bitch in the face again and me and Nia will suck your cock in front of him! Yeah beat his ass, what a Fag!
Now say it again, say Kamina-Sugoi! Say “Row Row fight da Powa!” Say one of the Great and Powerful Kamina-Sama’s catchphrases he loves to say while Kamina fucks me in front of you, cucky Simon! Kamina's the best right? Kiss his ass while I suck his cock, cucky worshipper!"

this nigga is playing cuck dolls in the thread LOOOOOOL

Holy shit, DCjeets are mentally ill.

My mind is BROKEN, WARPED, DESTROYED...

>>150000377
>>150000383
>>150000395

>>150000389
I don't think IT is on the same level as Bullton and Priz-Ma.

>>150000405
PSYCHOtos…

>>150000000
I KNEEL

>>150000405
Kylebro...

I wonder how long this wave will last.

https://files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4 (actual clip of show btw)
Simon: "but why...why can't I stop thinking of what Big Bro Kamina did with Yoko and Nia...I'm thinking of it over and over...they will never love a pathetic worm like me compared to him--"
*WHAM*
Kamina decks cucky Simon in the face, knocking out his manlet teeth and sending him sprawled head over feet by Kamina's fist
K: "Shaddup Beetch. Suck ma dick you little cuck, Yoko loved it heh heh. She needs a real man like ME."
Simon: "K-Kamina Aniki...you're telling me you heckin believe in me??!! Wowie Zowie, I wanna receive your praise! Then maybe if you take pity on me while you fuck the girls I love that will make me cool! I'll worship you like an idol role model forever and ever and be your doormat for life and everyone else will too so please gimme your approval oh Yoko and Nia and My master!"
K: "Yeah whatever Beetch. Believe in yourself and sheet, imma go fuck Yoko again now cause you could never, heh heh. Now go polish my stinky sandals or else you i'll beat you up again little beetch."
Kamina punches cucky Simon in the teeth again and Simon cries (in gratitude to le Big Bro giving him his approval while he cucks him)

As a Simonbro I'm very proud that my hero and I are both canonically cucks, so your mean chad words bounce right off me!

>>150000389
Not sure how DB would scale the reality warpers they've faced compared it IT and i'm more then sure they'd mess it up

>Kamina sees Simon watching and sneers, then gives him a cocky thumbs up
>"I may be better than you and she thinks so too, but I still think you’re a cool little worshipper, lil bro. Now go build a statue of me while I fuck your bitch ok cuck? Oops i mean lil bro, haha. And tell all my fans to keep worshipping me and saying my catchphrase bitch"

My HERO's wife loves him and wants him to be super possessive of her

>>150000444
FUUUUUAAAAARRRKKKK THOSE DIGITS IT'S FUCKING CANON

>>150000444
THE TRIPS OF TRUTH AND THE QUADS OF ENLIGHTENMENT

>>150000464
Hulk say migrate, NOW

>>150000000
That's right

KINGtos won this thread.

>>149999924
The GIANT CLAW would evidcerate Hulk btw he's as big as a battleship

I don't care if Hulk wins. I just want Ultima to lose for being lame.

>some anon mentions Simon having a loving wife
>Raj goes into absolute meltdown over this
I knew that Indian men were lonely, but I hadn't realized that they were pathetic enough to get triggered by fictional depiction of loving relationship

>>150000482
…‘s “biggest clown” award.

Hal and Kamina laughing together over their cucky lil bros and pedophilia...

>>150000514
it's a very common affliction for them please understand

>HNGH YESSS SIMON YESS YESSS FUCK MY LATINX WILLPOWERED WET WARTY GREEN BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO reidi by therewolf media YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SIMON I CAN FEEL YOUR BIG SPIRAL DRILL HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>SIMON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY SPIC FUCKING KEKED FRIDGED SHITTY MUTTCLITTY WITH A SPIRAL POWERED CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN WHAT SUPERMAN GETS FROM MOTHER RUSSIA ON A DAILY BASIS?!?!?!?!?! IN GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN JADE'S WOMB, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE JADE FOR 20 ENTIRE DC ISSUES SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR SPIRAL POWERED SEMEN!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/latinofemboys THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SIMON THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU GOOK!!!! BY BLACKEST NIGHTS I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT SPIRAL LOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER HAL AND GUY GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/latinxtwinksgettingdrilled SO JADE AND MY FRIDGED GIRLFRIEND COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE THE BRIGHTEST DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>SIMON YOU STUPID FUCKING GOOK BEAST BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU SUBHUMAN HOBO!!!!!! I'M GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING NECK WITH MY SUB-CITY LEVEL BUSTING SCISSORS!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING BECOME THE WHITE LANTERN AND SURPASS HAL AND THE ANTI-MONITOR AND THE SPECTRE AND THE LIFE EQUATION ANYDAY NOW!!!!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE SAME GAPING THAT I WILLINGLY LET LUCAS SIMON GIVE ME!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING GOOK

>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK LANTERN!!!!

>>149999244
>Skill
Expertises and compotence at doing an action or task
While a stay at home mom and 5 star restaurant chef can both cook food, the chef is more skilled than the stay at home mom and can probably cook better dishes than her either fast, more reliably an more tastier.
If we say character X is more skilled than character y with the Bow, it means Character X is better at using the bow, even if say Character Y might be more experienced with the bow, character X would reliably out shoot them.
>Battle IQ
A variant of intelligence that allows people to strategies and utilize tactics better in a fight especially under pressure. Some people rely on pure strength to wolin fights while those with high Battle iq now the exact moves to control the flow of a fight and gain an advantage. I think the best demonstration of Battle IQ is warfare from history, there are battles where one army out numbers another and functionally have the same weapons so in theory it's a curbstomp with all other things equal but because one general has a better "battle IQ", they will either use in unorthodox tactics or bait the enemy into doing something stupid they can exploit.

>>149999199
Doesn't matter, Yang snapping Tifa's neck was hot

I'm going to pop a blood vessel.

>>150000000
WASTED
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>HMPH. YOUR GODZILLA IS POWERFUL ULTIMA, BUT I'VE NEVER BACKED DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE!
>I PLAY POLYMERIZATION, AND FUSE MY MAMMOTH GRAVEYARD... WITH GODZILLA!
>*SKREEEEEEEEONK intensifies as Godzilla gets bone cancer, ???? ATK and DFN Points shows up screen*
>NOW, I ATTACK YOUR LIFEPOINTS DIRECTLY, ULTIMA!
>*Ultima fucking dies*
>SHOULD HAVE NEVER DOUBTED THE HEART OF THE CARDS!

>>150000587
Ryona Singer...

>>150000636
>Ultima ignores effect of card
>It Enters Yugi's universe which obliterates the Universe and timeline completely

>>150000726
Post Ultima's card game feats and hax resist.

>>150000751
I... CAN'T!!!!!

>>150000423
Break yourself in half
https://derp.ibooru.org/images/3183808
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53326000/

>>150000726
FUUUUCK I LOVED IT WHEN IT INSTANTLY WON IN SINGULAR POINT 500 TRILLION YEARS BEFORE THE STORY BEGAN BECAUSE IT'S OMNIPOTENT!

>>150000000
/btg/ reporting in.
>By the Blood of Kerensky!

>>149998292
>have to specifically tell people not to harass the mentally ill while discussing cartoons
And they say WE'RE bad.

>>150001038
>SKREEONKs your hax away

>>150000247
>declaring Tom 'pedos in action' King's slander as 'canonical'
Kill yourself.

>>150001038
This entire thing reeks of Toho's lawyers

>>149998411
Fuck it. Lightning VS Cloud. Let's go.

>Kyle vs Simon death battle
Debunks still being made DAILY.

>>150001448
As it should, since it wasn't as close as DB made people think.

>>150000847
Break yourself in half
https://derp.ibooru.org/images/3183808
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53326000/

>>150001473
Yup, Simon STOMPED Kyle with 0 effort.

>>150000423
Break yourself in half
https://derp.ibooru.org/images/3183808
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53326000/

>>150000000
Yeah

>>150000000
This might be the most wasted get of all time

>>150001038
Fuck...

>>150000000
Remember when the 100 million get was thanking anon for storytiming Donald Duck comics?
And now the 150 million is whatever the fuck this is supposed to mean