>>11356263
1) End the universe in an instant, then remake it to be one single, gigantic path towards myself.
2) Resurrect everyone who ever existed in the universe, and give them immortality and full sentience. Then line them all up by morality, from worst to best.
3) Fuck-assimilate everyone one at a time, while mentally broadcasting the events to everyone still waiting in line. Thanks to their newfound sentience, everyone will understand exactly what is going on, but never have the benefit of going insane.
4) Every time I assimilate something, they become part of myself; I grow bigger, and the absorption process becomes more pleasant.
5) Once everyone is assimilated in a single omni-being, I will reach my breaking point. My body, mind and soul, combined with those of everyone I absorbed, will dissolve into an universal orgy of cataclysmic proportions; effectively, we will become an universe-sized primordial soup, from which new life will be born.