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>All of my favorite villains are petty assholes
My absolute favorite villain of all time is Unicron, who's backstory is basically:

>Wake up
>Realize that things other than you exist
>Be immensely offended at the fact that things other than you exist.
>Destroy everything, everywhere, in every reality. This takes, literally, forever.
>Finally be content at being the only thing to exist, you go to sleep.
>Wake up after a few eons, see that things other than you exist AGAIN.
>Because apparently, the first time 'round, you accidentally missed a few atoms, and somehow those propagated into a whole new multiverse
>Realize you have to destroy literally everything, everywhere, in every reality, AGAIN
>Realize it's going to take, literally, forever
>AGAIN
>Now you're not just offended, you're pissed off.

Like, it's such an indescribably petty motivation. He doesn't have some grand evil scheme, he's not questing after power, he doesn't even have Galactus' excuse of being hungry and maybe-possibly the seed to the next Big Bang. No, Unicron just hates EVERYTHING, for no reason.