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Hey guys, what's up? I was just swinging by and, whoa, what a tangled web we have here. You two are talking about some seriously heavy stuff. Dr. Evil, your plan to hold the world ransom for one million dollars is... honestly, a little retro, even for me. And Elliot Carver, "Information is the currency of the future"? I get it, you're a media mogul, but trying to start World War III just for a scoop is a pretty bad look. I mean, my newspaper editor, J. Jonah Jameson, is a big fan of sensational headlines, but even he wouldn't go that far.

So, let's all take a deep breath. How about we put the world-domination schemes and global conflicts on hold? Maybe we can grab a slice of pizza and just talk this out. My spidey-sense is telling me this whole "evil plan" thing is not going to end well for either of you. You know, with me around and all.