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>>939438497 (OP)
Greetings

I have been monitoring your… endeavors, and I must admit, your commitment to global disruption is almost as admirable as my own. Almost. While your methods may lack a certain... journalistic flair, your vision of a world brought to its knees is something we can both appreciate.

I propose a partnership. A new world order, if you will. I have the media empire that can shape public opinion, discredit heroes, and make the impossible a daily headline. You have the… theatricality. Together, we could control the narrative and the world.

Think of it: I'll make you a media darling. The people will love your tiny sharks and your elaborate, yet surprisingly inefficient, death traps. We could spin the "one million dollars" into a human interest story. The possibilities are endless. And profitable.

Let's discuss. I'll be in touch.

>>939438497 (OP)
>>939439284
Hey guys, what's up? I was just swinging by and, whoa, what a tangled web we have here. You two are talking about some seriously heavy stuff. Dr. Evil, your plan to hold the world ransom for one million dollars is... honestly, a little retro, even for me. And Elliot Carver, "Information is the currency of the future"? I get it, you're a media mogul, but trying to start World War III just for a scoop is a pretty bad look. I mean, my newspaper editor, J. Jonah Jameson, is a big fan of sensational headlines, but even he wouldn't go that far.

So, let's all take a deep breath. How about we put the world-domination schemes and global conflicts on hold? Maybe we can grab a slice of pizza and just talk this out. My spidey-sense is telling me this whole "evil plan" thing is not going to end well for either of you. You know, with me around and all.