Give it to me.
No, seriously.
Give it to me.
Give it all to me.
I will from the moment the ownership of the entirety of the franchise and intellectual property is passed over to me dedicate my entire life of reintroducing Star Wars into the collective consciousness of mankind.
I will set forth a plan for a 10 year plan for films. I will cast only the young and sexy. I will gather only the finest artists and highest echelon of the film making industry to my side to help me on my journey. I will revitalize long dormant toy manufacturing companies and kick start them into creating products that are not mere pieces of junk and that will be on the Christmas wish list of every single child for decades to come. I will appeal to the child in all of us, ages 8-80. Star Wars will be whimsical, heartfelt, dazzling and spectacular again. Dizzying action sequences, perilous journeys and exciting adventures, sumptuous locations and mind-blowing locales; I will endeavour that the movies will kickstart imaginations with a galaxy that is on FIRE with its beauty. The battle scenes will overwhelm the senses and be jaw dropping, drawing inspirations from conflicts of the ancient and modern world, from the air to land to space and the sea. It will all pale in comparison to the underlying spiritual war that drives the entirety of the plot and affects us all. I will make multiple game studios take on Star Wars projects to deliver an incredible influx of new game series that will contend for games of the year multiple years in a row.
The men will be hot and the women will be sexy; both dreamy and to die for. They will get swept off their feet into amazing adventures and meet incredible friends and characters along the way. The music will hit such emotional highs that every single 10 year old with even the smallest bit of musical talent will play every single song from every single piece of the soundtrack.
I will make Star Wars resonate again.
Give it to me.