*nervously loosens bowtie with shoulder*
I-I can't believe we're really doing this but
*loudly gulps*
god forgive me for what I'm about to do
*wipes sweat from brow with a cartoonishly large handkerchief*
w-w-w-w-we're going to give Doom 2099 ONE POINT OF POWER
*hides under desk bracing for uproarious backlash and/or cheering (nobody could possibly foresee how they react to any given thing) from the community*