>Be Turalyon
>In your first meeting with the Champion of Azeroth, job to some rando demon and have to be saved by your wife
>Stand there helplessly while the closest thing to God in your life is blown up
>Your two-handed swing of rage is then effortlessly caught in one hand by their murderer
>Turns out the female blood elf you've been mocking and scorning all this time has an infinitely more powerful connection with the Light than you do
>Your son is about to either come out as gay or get hooked up with some black arathi chick
Is this dude ever gonna stop catching L's?