i feel you, man, i too hate people that voluntarily congregate in a place im forced to go to either by contract or mental illness. another thing i hate is when my femboy slampigs suddenly start wanting to “hang out” after ive blown the latest most shameful load of man pudding of my life.
its never even anything fun like minecraft or posting the word nigger online, its shit like [your favorite anime] or [that anime you thought only you knew of].
just like let me leave, you freaks. im so fucking tired of this.
anyway, donald trump is president of the united states and nn

youve wanted a snorlax bed to sleep on.
we all have after imagining the lazy comfiness implied in the anime.
some of you have even looked into comically oversized beanbag chairs to modify.
well i actually have one and it turns out that acquiring one? thats not the hard part.
its getting laid on it.
even the sloppiest pussy brought straight inside from jello shooters on the dock turns into the mojave desert upon seeing it.
women just dont appreciate a 1 to 1 scale reproduction of a giant blue bat bear thing that i paid big cash money to have stitched, stuffed and delivered, which is super fucking lame.
the fuck am i supposed to do? im not getting rid of it just so i can put my bushwacker up a slot canyon, it cost too much and i sleep like a dead man with ambien for blood on it. im also not going to set up a whole ass other bedroom just for getting laid in, thats stupid as hell and im still paying off the snorlax bed and the pokemon theme i had to do the rest of the room in so it didnt look retarded.
i guess i could try to pull some autistic pussy but i dont want to be that guy. autists need love too and they will suck your fillings out through your cock for showing them any attention but i promised my father on his death bed (normal) that i would pork 7+s and i still believe in a little thing called honor.

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Everything kind of ordinary has suddenly become COMPLETELY UNPRECEDENTED and they pretend not to understand anything even though they're supposed to be the smart ones.
A lot of their outrage really seem to boil down to that.

>blessed with a gigantic horsecock
>cursed with the sincere conviction that sex before marriage is wrong
or maybe switch blessed/ cursed but the point is that ive got a huge schlong thats going to de-stroy the woman i marry (virgins only, i have ways of checking).
life is an absolute 3 ring circus of ass and i loathe every moment i have to spend on this gay earth
anyway, shills are fucking mad still lol, nn frens

>at first we thought you were a good hire but it says here that you got your ass beat after attempting to troll participants at a prayer vigil because you thought real life was the internet or something.
>i dont think youre payless shoes timber, anon.
yesterday was a great day for shutting. the fuck. up. today was arguably even better
did i miss any other retards?

>mr kot, i am responding to you only to inform you that, even if mrs. shapiro was lactating at the moment, she would not be at all interested in selling you her “jew milk”, no matter what your intentions are as far as baked goods made with it. please cease any and all attempts to contact my client.
why preface it like that? it doesnt help them at all.
still, i sense some walls breaking down since they finally responded after 6 years. the letters will continue until the milk flows.
anyway, thank you for your attention to this matter.
nn for like an hour frens

i fucking hate getting assigned to watch over hitler’s brain, man, i really do.
fucking thing’s just sitting in this bigass jar thats fucking bolted to a concrete slab, what the fucks going to happen to it? is one of the swatstika banners going to flutter down on it or something? that would truly be a tragedy
i understand not allowing me my phone because (even if we got any bars down there) theyre right to think id just spend my shift looking at porn, but let a nigger bring a fucking book or something because its just me, the bubbling in the jar and the vent and im going insane with boredom.
motherfucking put the brain in something already like a robot or a gorilla, its doing no good as it is.
still, i guess its work. it doesnt pay much but its easy
anyway go igloos

as predicted by me in the ancient prophecy, the pool boy hit it and quit it and my daughter (age 27, calm down) is acting like its the end of the world.
i swear to fuck if i had a davy crockett id aim it at this house i built with my own two hands (and 13 mexicans), launch it and walk away.
anyway, nn frens

>watching game with my abuelo
>Goooooool
>Turn to him to celebrate
>He's asleep

i forgot to tell you earlier i may be raped the next time you see me. one of my single lady friends is off the charts horny because her biological clock is going off and im starting to look like husband/ father material, so i may be going on a “business trip” (watching 80’s horror movies in the room above my garage) until this blows over because she is NOT for marrying or mothering. what she is however is a devious little thing, so im going to be eating out of cans for a while like kurt russel in the thing because the law is not on my side here even if i can prove she drugged and had her way with me
but thank fuck im not canadian
anyway, nn again frens

i would die for my daughter but that doesn’t mean she’s not the biggest cumbrain on earth. a bitch sustains one thigh injury at a byu v utes game (as a spectator) and suddenly shes got license to spend all day in bed with her “personal massager”.
its not hot, its not like a living porno, its fucking repulsive and if i find another quarter of aa batteries in the trash this week i am taking the cat and moving back to the catskills.
fuck
anyway nn frens, you are all loved

>i have an enfield rifle but youtube will slap my ass if i do the mad minute with it, sorry!
thanks, boondock, very cool. all i wanted to see was a cute dork tomboy do the thing you do with enfield rifles because its really neat.

the “snipers” will be using semiautomatic, ar-pattern rifles chambered in 7.62 nato. there will be a push to ban everything that will go nowhere.
just putting my chips down on that
nn frens

well you cant get loaded off of fermented grape shasta, i know that now