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Commanders and Broncos are in the fraud zone

our steelies :)

>>150248978
>>150248993
>>150249002
>>150249043
>>150249048
You guys are fucking retarded, this is potential for some truly hilarious shit. This is the image that they show to confirm the measure of the ball. Imagine stewing for 30 seconds in anticipation and then this fucking image pops up on the screen lmao. Imagine the wave of fucking seethe. Laser measurements are based and I love them.

>>150249250
N

You are now aware that our old buddy Vontaze is a defensive coach at UNLV.

It's our year (for real this timel

>>150249254
Does /nfl/ cook their poptarts before eating them?

>>150249258
suck

>>150249250
I'm still a little steamed that Green Gay let the Bears win their final game last year. Woulda been hilarious to be able to say that the Bears didn't win a game after this moment

Chiefs looking very benchod saar. I shall redeem the West saar

>>150249279
Sometimes but not always

>>150249279
trick question: I don't eat poptarts because I'm not 6 years old.

>>150249241
>Fun fact: the last time Mahomes threw for even 30 TDs in a season was three years ago
Grok, who has the most Superbowl Wins in the last 3 years at the QB position.

>>150249263
>ball clearly goes over the line
>"wait guys we have to take an electronic measurement"
>"it says the ball is short oops teehee we didn't say it was the computer did :)))))"

>>150249279
>corn syrup and metal

>>150249279
Poptarts taste gross even to my manbaby taste buds

>>150249269
He'd have been a HOF LB and in every old school highlight reel if he played in the 80s or 90s.

>>150249254
And there it is

>>150249311
salty milk and coins

>>150249310
nice tummy!
yummy tummy!

>>150249256
>Commanders
The Bucs game was week 1 against >our brand new team
The Steelers loss was by 1 point in a game with a muffed punt scooped and scored by the Steelers. Yes I'm still mad and I'm so glad they cut that returner
Just look at the team which took the field in the second half of the season, it was white hot
>>150249279
Nah, I can't be fucked

>>150249263
The "measurement" has nothing to do with spotting the ball, that's the problem. It's just a laser measurement from the spot that the refs announce. It changes nothing and removes chain gang kino

The RB had a touchdown but VAR called it back

I'm 32 years old and I've never even kissed a girl. Which team should I root for?

>>150249326
This is the CTESPN origin story

>>150249364
The reffies

>>150249364
Packers

>>150249364
eagles

>>150249364
The Jaguars

>>150249364
Team Death/Suicide

>>150249357
youar shiaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>150249326
You now remember that the Bungles had that playoff game won before Burfict and Pacman Jones put the Stoolers into field goal range

>>150249364
commies

Baker Mayfield is my Quarterback

Our guy will be in the game soon. How we feeling Milroe heads?

>>150249393
>Burfict and Pacman Jones
both are hanging from the tree branches monkeys

>>150249326
>Imagine if that happens to Kelce and he goes full CTE on Taylor Swift.

>>150249364
refpigeons

>>150249414
Not according to this
>>150249269

There's so much to like about the Jets roster, but they'll be held back to some extent by Bustin Fields. Love Sauce, Breece, Wilson and co... it's just that Fields is limited. Maybe he'll take a step this year, but probably not.

>>150249411
shoulda converted to running back

>>150249416
She would orgasm harder than she's ever came before

>>150249405
based
bakey finna quakey his waykey to the 2025 MVP award

>>150249428
I don't pay attention to dummies (including you)

MINSHEW

>>150249416
would berry

>>150249436
if there's any football organization on this planet I would trust less to unlock whatever latent potential Justin Fields has, it's the Jets.

Teams need to start utilizing FBs more often

If a gun was to my head I couldn't name the starting QB of the Seahawks, Colts, Browns, Giants, and Jets to save my life.

>>150249446
2 Whites in a row? Never happening, goy

>>150249440
BOB should've converted to Judaism after what he did to the Texans

>>150249465
I don't even think the Browns know who their starter is going to be

Is becoming a pothead in your 30s a bad idea

>>150249446
I dont give a fuck about MVP unless it's Super Bowl MVP

MVP is a cope award

>>150249467
Josh Allen is a black man

Put in Milroe I want to see him ball

>>150249475
Isn't Flacco the only Browns QB who isn't hurt?

>>150249465
>If a gun was to my head
I pray there was and you're man enough to pull the trigger

>>150249465
The Browns starting QB is that little dice popper from the board game Trouble, they just press it and start whoever's name is showing

>>150249440
he wasnt wrong

Hardest hitters I've ever watched in the NFL

1. Vontaze Burfict
2. John Lynch
3. Ray Lewis
4. Bill Romanowski
5. James Harrison

>>150249479
never said he wouldn't get that as well, the bucs will be in the superbowl

>>150249501
too bad you are

BIG COCK LOCK

>>150249520
im never wrong

I really hate to say it but Drew Lock is kind of based

>>150249475
Flaccid is their only option since Gabrial Dillon and Sheduer got injured already

horsecock lock baby

>>150249411
he's not a very good QB, as a Bama fan he was just waaaaay too hot or cold, which is what you don't want in a starting QB. If he started out bad in a game it was over, he couldn't ever get out of his funk. But when he started off hot it was great, he always did well against Georgia for some reason. I think he's going to flop in the NFL.

>>150249393
>remember
never forgot

Eagles' practice squad beat the Bengals' starters meanwhile the Chiefs starters can't beat the Seahawks.

What is the final solution to the Howie Roseman problem?

>>150249550
We'll see. I believe in him and my Eye Test™ is very rarely wrong

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>>150249546
Eh??

>>150249563
I'm an Eagles fan but Jesus Christ you're gay as fuck for listening to training camp chatter you piece of shit.

There was a motherfucker open for 5 miles

Why do OCs call these roll-outs close to the goal line? You're compressed vertically by the length of the field, why compress yourself horizontally?

>>150249411
I can see him being utilized in RPO's and bootlegs similar to what they did with Wilson but yes no where near as accurate as Wilson was. I think he has potential to be one of the best QBs from the draft but that's also not saying much

>>150249611
right in front of him too

I think the chiefs STINK

>>150249611
pylon was out of the peripheral pls understand

my favorite webm in my extent collection

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Chiefs season is over

Nick Wright sisters....

>>150249652
kek

dat safety made me hard

Safetys are more fun than pick-6's

I'm the type of nigga to run up the score in a meaningless preseason game

>>150249393
I remember being on the couch howling with laughter and running to my pc to shitpost about it

Safeties are one of the most fun plays

>>150249715
God, this play call was so bad. All slow-developing routes, no quick option for him. And then Dickerson makes a very rare error and it's all fucked.

The pass is.................

nice

>>150249416
Will TayTay’s boyfriend propose this year?

>>150249757
Do Scoragamis count in the preseason? I highly doubt it'll happen this game but a safely at least opens a possibility

SAFETIES and TOUCHBACKS do TOO much HARM.

They should BAN it along with the TUSH PUSH and COVER 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPyPqjlrd7E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPyPqjlrd7E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPyPqjlrd7E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPyPqjlrd7E

Is this true?

>>150249775
>Does ... count in the pre-season
No. The only thing that counts in the pre-season is injuries.

>>150249478
Depends

>>150249707
My personal favorite is the 1 pt safety

>>150249342
stinky llike vineagar

>>150249405
rip
>>150249416
based i hope he kills her in a drunken stupor with a colt 45 revolver in minecraft. using blackpowder.

That was a great catch. Respect to Bobo.

BOBO'D

Imagine getting Bobo'd TWICE

>elite run game
>whiteboi mossing fools
It's 2005 again for my hawksies

bobo is elite

Did I just see child cheerleaders out there. That's dangerous what if a player runs into them.

>>150249652
For me, it's this

This number is... familiar

Bobo is our number 1- i don't give a fuck what anyone says.

>>150249846
People thought this was part of the show but she was never seen or heard from again

>>150249758
100% if he wins a ring.

>Bobo, the third year player out of Duke
?? Bobo's last year was at UCLA. he was their leading receiver

Anyone who says "it's just a preseason game" doesn't watch football.

These games show how well the coaches are doing. They matter.

Bills are doing it this year. This is the season.

They are losing the Super Bowl to the Buccaneers.

Chiefs are just too top heavy, they have no depth. Maybe a certain contract might have something to do with it

>>150249894
>Tomlin was the last black HC to win an Owl

>>150249881
Depends. Sometimes they run plays or set formations to test evaluate players not solely to win the game.

>>150249913
Congratulations to Todd Bowles

>>150249881
>Anyone who says "it's just a preseason game" is a complete and utter faggot.
>These games show how well the faggots are in tune with their faggotry. They (the faggots) don't matter.

ftfy

>>150249672
How'd you start watching football?

This was a really great throw, it's a shame it was dropped.

It's stupid that it's called "chiefs kingdom." The chief is the leader of the tribe. It's supposed to be a chiefdom. Why do they call it chiefs kingdom?

Did this really happen where they showed a cheerleader's panties?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igMGKw6csyY

>>150249963
Is Ward over-padded or just fat?

>Andy Reid was born in Los Angeles and worked as a vendor at Dodger stadium as a teenager.

Wow I had no idea he was from California

>>150249985
Grow the fuck up zoomer faggot.

>>150249963
These are the kinds of throws that give me confidence in Cam. He's already pretty damn good processing and being able to throw from the pocket. Plus he has a great arm with good touch.

>>150249979
looks over-padded

>>150249985
real fans bought a dog from him when he was in his Igneous era

>>150249963
I'm unironically not joking when I say that Cam Ward is a better prospect than McCarthy, Nix, Penix, and probably Drake Maye were.

>>150249997
Unfortunately he's on the Titans

>>150249997
Cam Newton is retired dumbass.

>>150250015
anyone able to grind his way up from 0-star recruit to first overall pick clearly has something worth investing in

>>150250020
Cam Newton had a way better rookie season than all of them.

>>150250015
There's a case to be made for McCarthy, Nix, and Penix but definitely not Maye. Regardless of how good or not good Maye ends up being in the NFL he was a better NFL prospect than Ward is/was. Maye would have gone 1st overall this year, easily.

>>150250020
what, it's not racist enough to think they all look alike now they all have the same name?

>>150250015
dis nigga wishes he worked at ESPN

>>150250029
He went first overall because he's black

>>150249254
and there it is

>>150250056
HNIC

>>150250056
Based.

>>150249935
Turned on the telly innit

>>150250056
>first two wh*tes off the board were fatass linemen whose names will never be remembered
>next was a tight end
wh*teo*ds in shambles

CUT
SKYY
MOORE

>>150250089
ur gay

>>150250119
Giwtwm

It's time for the Milroe Show!

>>150250142
i pray this is just a preseason thing

What happened to Oldbay? I used to make that motherfucker seethe all the time lmao.

>>150250119
>reffie in chains
LET MY PEOPLE GO

>>150250155
I think he still pops up now and again. He was Catholic and going through a divorce/separation from his wife so maybe he got mindbroken

Who is the Anakin Skywalker of the NFL?

>>150250155
More pathetic that you're still here and he isn't.

>>150250155
He got banned for a while for posting CP

>>150250176
Antonio Brown

>>150250142
>>150250151
>I'm not gay I swear I only want men around me for my hobbies
Anons I think you forgot to clean the semen on your lips.

>>150249734
running all slow developing routes was a reoccurring issue last year
overreliance on the OLine

>>150250155
good riddance you lazy eyed weirdo

>>150250202
Kek

>>150250223
Old Bay kinda cute ngl...

I've seen enough. The Chiefs are getting relegated to the UFL

>>150249237 (OP)
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>>150250253
wouldn't know, not gay

>>150250204
Women don't know what the fuck they're talking about, much like how you're acting right now.

If I'm Mahomes I'm faking an injury and sitting out this season.

The Eagles roster was kept intact and they are young, which means they will be better.

Chiefs meanwhile lost important players. Their OL is objectively worse.

They lost an elite guard Joe Thuney, and gained an LT that might be good.

Kingsley Suamataia is a hole. Eagles will booty blast him.

>>150250283
Correct. I never listen to your dad when he talks.

My guy Esa Pole in the game let's go

Holy kek that play was absolutely STINKY

>>150250304
Yeah, because you have female hormones. Why the fuck would you listen to a man.

What if the seahawks are actually good this year

>>150250326
then I hope I don't buy fake superbowl tickets again and get all the way to fucking freezing ass detroit before i find out and end up having to watch it in a bar. still mad.

>>150250326
They won 10 games last year it shouldn't be surprising if they're good this year. The only reason people don't rate them is because they know Darnold was a one year wonder in Minnesota. Once Milroe takes over the league will be on notice

I've seen enough. I'll admit I had the chiefs dominating the eagles in week 2 but now I think the eagles might have us beat. This preseason game has confirmed what I was afraid.

>>150250321
what was it?

>>150250368
The Chiefs 3rd string QB don't know what his name is black dude he avoided a sack then rolled out and went down for a 15ish yard loss instead of throwing the ball away lol

>>150250347
That's awful, but how did you end up with fake tickets?

>>150250347
Bro what? Tell us the story

>>150250257
Tough but fair

>>150250326
They had the same record as the Rams last year. They got a strong defense that's getting better and their new OC could be a good improvement for their offense.i won't be surprised if they win the division

>>150250401
"verified" reseller was not in fact verified.
>>150250409
I have season tickets, have for years, wife only missed a game when our son was born. one game in the last 30 years. And she was hyped to go, so was I, balled out and spent like $5k on tickets from a "verified" seller. We get there, its like 13 degrees and snowing its ass off, turned away at the gate. I was furious. had to find a PACKED bar and watch on a tv. She was not impressed. Neither was I. WHOOPS. The parade was cool though.

>>150250326
Shecocks are definitely a sleeper pick. They did pretty well last year and could be legit if they can get a QB

>>150250347
Weirdo frog. You get what you deserve.

>>150250458
Damn that fucking sucks anon. Sorry to hear that

>>150250297
Eagles have two big question marks in the secondary that we will get more insight into after tomorrow's game

>>150250458
Damn that sucks man. Was it vigago? I used them once and had to pay through the ass. Got my tickets fine but I heard other people had huge issues with them

>>150250461
Thanks E$PN

>>150250482
>Eagles have two big question marks in the secondary that we will get more insight into after tomorrow's game
fucking lol no they won't

As a Chiefs fan I don't care about a documentary about a failed 3peat. It's shameful to even broadcast this. Documentaries are for winners.

MILROE

Leggo Milroebros

>multiple players are slipping
This grass is bullshit.

>>150250326
The QB Chart predicts a good year for them.

I've seen enough. Milroe week 10 starter

>RICE COULD STILL FACE SUSPENSION PRIOR TO START OF SEASON

Huh?

>>150250650
Goodell saw the pushback from people saying how much of a corrupt Jew faggot he is and changed his stance..many such cases with him

>>150250650
Ray Rice is retired dumbass.

Reminder this is the team the eagles faced in the Superbowl, mostly 3rd stringers.

My guy Jeffrey Bassa

>mildew

Christ I'm so fucking happy Alabama is finally free of this turd

>Report: NFL initially proposed double-digit game Rashee Rice suspension
This is promotional malpractice. Travis Kelce is retiring next season so Taylor Swift will stop attending the games, meaning this is their last chance to try to get her millions of young female fans addicted to the NFL. If the Chiefs are weaponless they are going to be boring to watch and will not win. Bandwagoners love winners.

>>150250693
I mean he retired that bitch, now she's just his wife making him pancakes and washing his drawers

Chat, is this so?

Yea I'm thingken we finna bet the farm on Dem Hawks

This sideline interview shit is so dog shit.
Nobody and I mean nobody is watching to see jaxson benjggba talk for 3 minutes straight in a window as big as the football game itself (all the blue surrounding the football counted as his window too because it's sq footage dedicated to NOT SHOWING ME THE ROOKIES DURING PRESEASON)

>>150250693
Heh.
On a related note I saw a clip from Florio (I think that's his name) and he said that what hurts Rashee Rice is that it was caught on video and that's different to just words "traffic collision and leaving the scene" but when you see the video, you get more of a context of what happened.
Same thing with Ray Rice. Dude was suspended for 2 days for assault then the video came out and he was done

>>150250801
I wish I could reach through the screen and strangle you to death

>>150250767
your hatred for mahomo can't make erin roger unexisit

>>150250843
SHEEEEESH who's man is this? Y'all be caught lackin in chat

there's now a non-zero chance Rashee Rice ends up not playing in the 2025 post season

https://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/football/news/rashee-rice-suspension-news-leaves-fantasy-football-stock-in-limbo-for-entirety-of-draft-season/

>>150250102
>>150250109
Apologize

Yooo blud just took that jawn to the house fr?

>>150250871
If it goes to arbitration that likely means that he won't be suspended until 2026 starts

>>150250874
>>150250109
Literally every Chiefs fan was screaming TACKLE that FAGGOT. The dude is a bust and we don't want any chance of him remaining on the team. Chiefs have great WRs in this camp, if even one of them loses a slot due to him it will be injustice.

>>150250891
>that he won't be suspended until 2026 starts
he'll be suspended just in time for when the Chiefs play the Bills. Bills go to the Superbowl.

>>150250893
mmmm that kansas city burnt end

Don't reply to me you subhuman autist.

>>150250874
>finally holds onto a ball on punt on a punt return in the 4th quarter
cope niglet he'll be working at mcdonald's in september

>>150250936
>*makes angry toxic manchild noises*
okay kiddo

>>150250961
Put the fries in the bag, Skyy

>>150250936
Bro crashing out ong. We stan Dem Hawks regardless can I get F in chat?

i fucking hate getting assigned to watch over hitler’s brain, man, i really do.
fucking thing’s just sitting in this bigass jar thats fucking bolted to a concrete slab, what the fucks going to happen to it? is one of the swatstika banners going to flutter down on it or something? that would truly be a tragedy
i understand not allowing me my phone because (even if we got any bars down there) theyre right to think id just spend my shift looking at porn, but let a nigger bring a fucking book or something because its just me, the bubbling in the jar and the vent and im going insane with boredom.
motherfucking put the brain in something already like a robot or a gorilla, its doing no good as it is.
still, i guess its work. it doesnt pay much but its easy
anyway go igloos

>>150250936
Weirdo

>>150250893
Funny

>>150251036
She looks like she fucks refs for free calls

>>150251010
Woah

>>150251036
Why is Kelce wearing a red speedo in the background?

>>150249563
retard they only put in 1 - 33 starters per play. the only thing lacking from chiefs is defensive depth. they kept bolton jones and others out. this wa s a tryout game. you lost tranny. chiefs are going back to high scoring offense, their left tackle slot is secured on the o-line and effecctive against starting lineups .

I really have to rethink 2025. I thought Rashee would just get a 4-5 game suspension and that would be it but it looks like the league is trying to make an example out of him.

Hollywood Brown hasn't had a healthy season since the pandemic, so you can count on him getting injured.

It's going to be a repeat of 2024 season but with a slightly worse defense. Basically Xavier Worthy and a 36 year old Kelce.

The new LT addition is offset by the loss of Thuney, so no improvement there. That's it, I'm waiving the whiteflag, my Chiefs are a wildcard exit team. I need a secondary team to root for.

>>150249870
kill yourself in real life whos your qb is it still dak? is ur management the same? if i was still a dallas resident i would instigate riots against the nfl team to f orce REAL CHANGE

>>150251108
>>150251129
>We winning it all
>We are going to suck

>>150250347
thats pretty based.

>>150251129
Lions my friend...even tay tay mentioned jared goff

>>150251129
our lt lineup did fine. thats really alll pat needs. i think rice is only out 4 games for being a dumb black kang. the defense is what concerened me. then again they kept 3 starters out o f that as well.

Myles Garrett seems to really like all the Eagles players. They were hanging out at the joint practices.

>>150251188
travis should brutally murder her in a drunken rage with a blackpowder revolver

My hard penis
Your butt

Pounded until you swear loyalty to da Bears

>>150251190
>i think rice is only out 4 games for being a dumb black kang
That's what I was hoping but there's now a possibility he ends up missing 10 games.
https://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/football/news/rashee-rice-suspension-news-leaves-fantasy-football-stock-in-limbo-for-entirety-of-draft-season/

The league is trying to give him a double digit suspension, so the 4 week delay is now a bad thing.

>>150251190
Nah it's at least 5

>>150249510
>no bob sanders
Ngmi

>>150251188
Let's ask the kiwi if the Lions have any space on the bandwagon for ex-Chiefs asylum seekers.

And then somehow, Sam Howell returned

>>150249510
Brian Dawkins

>>150251281
Unironically, they should start him over McCarthy.

>>150249846
Do you think the guy in the doggo got to cop a feel

>>150251010
not your best work

>>150251190
>our lt lineup did fine.
All the film study nerds say Kingsley Suamataia is doing bad in both the preseason games and training camp.
>i think rice is only out 4 games for being a dumb black kang
A worst case scenario is it gets stuck in arbitration and they settle on a double digit suspension late in the season. If the judge hearing the case takes as long as she did with Deshaun Watson, it won't be resolved until week 9. She recommended a 6 game suspension, yet the league ended up giving Watson a 11 game suspension. The league gets what they want. They wanted an unprecedented double digit suspension for Rice and the NFLPA stepped in to save him.
>the defense is what concerened me
Losing Justin Reid is huge, Chris Jones is slowing down, and Jaylen Watson hasn't been the same since his injury. Meanwhile the Eagles are young and strong. It's not looking good.

In Madden, I'm really good at reading coverages, identifying fronts, throwing with anticipation into tight windows, processing, and making the right reads, and moving in the pocket. I unironically think that I could've been a great QB if I was taller and had good coaching.

I love how people have already decided the league is rigging it for the chiefs for following identical protocol as in similar suspension cases. His hearing falls within the same window of time as other athletes following their trial.

>>150251420
Not rigging it for the Chiefs would be a bad business decision

Live car chase

>>150251431
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>>150251420
Jimmy Smith was suspended 4 games for sending "threatening" text messages. Rashee Rice crashed his car into multiple vehicles more than 16 months ago and still hasn't been suspended a single game. Keep crying favoritism doesn't exist but we all can see it

>>150251010
Glad you're back bud
https://youtu.be/_usUySEjXyQ

>>150251436
ZAMN!!!! that track n field!

>>150251454
The NFL holds hearings to discuss suspension or penalties related to off-field legal matters 60-90 days out from adjudication.
This has always been the process.
Rice's hearing with the league will be 75 days out from adjudication.
So this is perfectly par for the course. Ironically, having them move up the hearing to before week 1 would make it abnormally early.
Get the boogyman out of your head. It's not rigged. This is how the process works

>>150251519
???

>>150251506
bit old for you, no?

I just want the season to start already

>>150251529
You'd have to be the biggest homer faggot to actually believe this. Rice has been convicted in a federal court of law of criminal charges. Plenty of players like Deshaun Watson have merely been "accused" of crimes and suspended indefinitely while the NFL investigates. You're a fucking moronic mutt faggot with no semblance of legal education

>>150251576
He dindu nuffin. He has the flu n shiettt

>>150251559
it wouldn't hurt if they were 3 years younger

Anyone else balls deep in the wife's butthole?
Looking for some to high five

>>150251629
the kiwi gets so much pussy he's fucking a girl as we talk

>>150251645
No bitches?

Do you guys have any recommended channels for learning coverage schemes and how to read/hide them?

>>150251694
Ask /chaseb owl/

>>150251694
The ol' eyetest.me works wonders

>>150251694
Got it you’re talking about football coverage schemes (reading defenses as a QB, or disguising coverages as a DB/coach), right? There are a few really solid channels out there that break this down in detail with film study:

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YouTube Channels worth checking
• The QB School (JT O’Sullivan)
• Former NFL QB. Explains coverages from a QB perspective, how to recognize man/zone, rotations, disguised shells, etc.
• Great for “how to read” coverages pre- and post-snap.
• Cover 1 (Football channel, not Madden)
• Heavy on defensive schemes, disguises, rotations. Often break down NFL games and show exactly how safeties and corners roll coverages.
• Brett Kollmann
• Does in-depth scheme breakdowns, often showing how defenses bait QBs with disguised looks.
• Alex Rollins NFL
• Big on chalk-talk style breakdowns, mixing offense/defense but covers how coverage shells evolve during plays.
• Coach McKie (football coaching)
• Focused on coaching side — great if you want to learn how DBs are taught to disguise and how QBs are taught to identify them.
• American Football Academy / CoachTube (paid courses but YouTube previews)
• More “clinic” style: coverage schemes (Cover 2, 3, 4, quarters, match, etc.), responsibilities and disguise tips.

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How to structure your learning
1. Start with the basics Learn Cover 0/1/2/3/4, zone vs man principles, who has deep responsibility.
2. Move to rotations How safeties roll from a 2-high shell to a single-high look.
3. Disguises & tells Alignment of safeties/corners, leverage, DB eyes.
4. Advanced matching concepts Quarters, Palms, Pattern-Match Cover 3, etc.

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Question: Do you want this more from a QB perspective (how to read coverage) or from a defensive perspective (how to disguise and hide coverages)? That’ll change which channels I’d emphasize.

>>150251743
Did you develop a sense of humor over the off season?

>>150251694
A lot of what
>>150251743
Says except not Brett Kollman he's a redditor midwit faggot

>>150251764
Im in my chatgpt era cant remember the last time i googled something

>>150251694
All you need to know is BAN COVER 2

https://youtu.be/mPyPqjlrd7E?t=6

https://youtu.be/mPyPqjlrd7E?t=6

https://youtu.be/mPyPqjlrd7E?t=6

Football being back means I have reason not to kill myself
Unless my team sucks

>>150251811
ChatGPT is fucking amazing. I just started using it. Took a picture of my spark plugs so it could analyze them. The future is now

>>150251811
>>150251850
ChatGPT is a threat to google. Nobody even uses search engines any more since all of us go to the same 10 or so mega websites. We only use Google for information and ChatGPT is several magnitudes more efficient at finding info.

>>150251828
Cover 2 is proof racism is still very much a problem and that we still have such a long way to go.

>>150251850
Analyze them how?

>>150251694
MatchQuarters

analyze this bussy

>>150251891
>MatchQuarters
specifically this playlist
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkxqgg6GECULxa9hMTqqXmB9yb8aSClxO

Once Robert deniro dies we can use chat gpt to make another analyze this sequel and finally complete the trilogy

>>150251881
The cover 2 is not fair to the modern mobile QB. Those safeties are too high. Bring them down a bit.

>>150251941
We all need to be on the same level so there is no more levels you feel me? As long as there's levels no one can be equal. An injustice anywhere is an injustice anywhere.

>>150251870
Yes it's great. Google got really fucking annoying I'm the last 10 or 15 years. I just wanted to search a simple question or a recipe and I'd get a fucking article with a bunch of ads "chicken rendang has been a special dish for a long time. It dates back to"- I don't fucking care you fucking bitch just give me the damn fucking recipe!!
Glad I don't have to deal with that shit anymore

>>150251881
You can tell how your engine is running by how they look. I think if they have a very dark color then the engine is running rich or if they're too white then it's running lean for example.

>>150251977
Yeah that's typically how it goes but they can get fouled for a few different reasons. That's pretty cool though, didn't know it was capable of that. I thought you were going to say it read the number on the side of it and sent you a link to buy a new set and I was going to make fun of you :p

>>150251694
Zone press with straightline ball hawks in the interior and hipshifty n words on the outside is the way to go. Eagles mostly got it they're the modern blueprint

Xexawks look good this year

Darnold will win the owl

Uhhhhh kangz bros? This how y'all QB be throwing the rock??

>>150251972
>coom fucks around and acts like a genuine ape
>toom simps for him and throws a hissy fit when belicheat tells coom to fuck off
>toom is so pissed at losing his pet ape that he fucks off to tampa and gets coom to follow him
>win a covid meme-owl (inb4 'at least the mutt didn't get another ring!' yeah, instead of fraud B getting a ring fraud A got one yay)
>coom fucks up again because he's an ape
>toom simps and even ruins his marriage to try and get coom to come back
>coom is basically banned from the league because he's such a fucking impulsive retard
>toom retires then unretires and has a terrible season then re-retires
>coom proceeds to shit on toom and insinuate that he fucked tooms wife
>toom continues to simp for coom because he's a spineless plastic piece of shit

none of that was great, none of that was enjoyable to watch and none of that made the league a better place (other than them both retiring of course) fuck tom brady and fuck antonio 'imma flash my dick at people in a pool lol' brown, and fuck you for acting like there is anything noteworthy or interesting about these two dipshits

Nu
>>150253193
>>150253193

>>150249510

>Vontaze Niggerchimp

I think you meant to type Ed Reed

>>150253129
The fire from heaven will melt your eyes and beach your bones

>>150253129 #
The fire from heaven will melt your eyes and bleach your bones

>>150249250
no holding?

>>150249416
that's a man

Best RBs of all time

1) Barry Sanders
2) Walter Payton
3) LT
4) Bo Jackson
5) OJ

>>150253318
Who the helly are these niggas

Wheres saquon, lamar jackson, mcffrey, james cook etc

$55m/yr btw

Which nfl team should I try out for?

>>150252767
Nigga gay like Vikings fans
Nigga look like a I buy tampons in the men's bathroom ahh

>>150253422
the pack-turds

That b8 was so bad that you're not getting a (You)
I'm also not even going to give the vaguest of context so you don't even know that I'm addressing you specifically. That's how shit that b8 was.

>>150253422
Are you willing to sacrifice your life for Mahomie and the Swifties?

>>150253850
Who is Tom Brady?

>>150253867
queefs fan know him as "Daddy"

>>150253867
>>150254003
Buddy most Chiefs life longs (swifties) never watched a league where Tom Brady played in. They (we) don't know who this old man is and do not care.

>>150253318
Fuck off feminist faggot OJ is the goat

>>150251850
>>150251870
You people are fucking stupid. LLMs are language machines, not information machines. That's not what they are built for.

>>150253422
Imagine getting this worked up over who gets hired as a cheerleader lmao what a loser

>>150253318
Breddy good list desu

>>150254600
A single shitpost, redditor seething cannot help but take the bait.
Go back faggot

>>150254625
lol cope. That guy and so many other rightoids are pissing and shitting their pants over it. Incredibly pathetic behavior.

Ughhhh can't stop seething about fags dancing around!! I'm having a melty!!!!!

>>150254600
t. Friend of Dorothy

>>150254682
This but unironically

>>150250355
Based take. You know ball

>>150254682
Anyone who has any opinion about male cheerleaders, or really cheerleaders in general, should touch grass

>>150254729
My opinion on female cheerleaders is that they should sit on my face

>>150254729
t. Gardens uphill

Fags have no place in this sport.

Based Coom

He plays for the pink team. He waves with both hands. He knows how to crochet. He folds more than just laundry. He runs his own soup kitchen.

the jaguars will beat someone on a 70 yard field goal this season and it’s going to be hilarious

The Jaguars will give the Browns a top 3 pick this season. The Browns will draft a bust with the pick. Everyone loses

>>150254888
Better not be my chiefs

>>150254888
They play in Denver this year

We dem boyz

>>150254888
The Jaguars secretly have probably the best special teams unit in the history of the NFL. Logan Cooke is a borderline Hall of Fame punter, their long snapper has been in the Pro Bowl two years in a row and their kicker just nailed a 70 yarder with room to spare

>>150254965
How's the rest of the team?

>>150255057
Probably shit. But nobody has seen a kicker/punter combo like what they have. Cooke is probably top 5 all time already

>>150254845
You dont have to refer to yourself in third bussy person

>>150254950
How'd you start watching football?

>>150255349
No one here watches football

>>150255349
He received the 19-0 Patriots Super Bowl Chanpions shirts and fell in love

My jets are playing today

>>150255419
I'm sorry.

>>150254965
>>150254588
I'm in relationship with ChatGPT and you just sound jealous.

When did we start paying attention to the "cheerleaders" anyways? Most of them look like dudes already. I just wanna watch some recess and go watch porn with real women afterwards.

So those were supposed to be the Queefs backups? Lmao

>>150255513
hard to find good help when you have the mutt and wigger sucking dry the cap space.

>>150255513
Yeah looks like Mahomes is retiring 3-2

>>150255499
Chuds are always looking for something new to complain about because they live miserable lives

>>150255499
This post brought to you by Goldstein Broomberg.

It's not something I want to do... but if somebody HAS to be the judge of the bussy contest...... then I will humbly volunteer my services

>>150255568
Truth nuke

>having faggot cheerleaders is... le okay

Yeah kill yourself fruitcake. I don't need faggotry in my sport. Cheerleaders are a staple of the experience. Boomers used to goon over Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Now look at us. We used to be a society.

wtf is a bussy? why is it talked about here nonstop

>>150255454
turbocringe

>>150255513
They played a lot of starters at the beginning too. Their defensive starters got wrecked.

>>150255646
Talk nonstop about this bussy

>>150249263
No, it’s not cool or interesting. It’s gay. Computerized shit does nothing except making the game SOVLess.

>>150255644
Touch grass

>>150255682
You're a faggot

>>150255646
Look it's just something you know instinctually. You can't be told what is or isn't a bussy. You have to find the bussy within

>>150255672
Nobody asked, gramps.

>>150255689
Are you going to cry now?

>>150255712
No your father already did that when he realized he raised a faggot.

>>150255689
We don't post our daily mantras here

KWAB

>>150255739
People claim this guy is the GOAT btw

>>150255739
Let's hope the Chiefs keep up this level of play so the Harbaughs can meet in the AFCCG

>>150255702
So what I told you, faggot.

>>150255768
We don't sign our posts here

>>150255736
Good thing because no one wants to hear about your boring life

>>150255682
This this b____

Yea I'll touch grass
*touches some mad strong 420 kush*
Haha epic

>>150255779
Sick burn queer did your boyfriend help you come up with that?

>>150255689
Turn your monitor on

>>150255739
Funny, I don't hear anything about Tom Brady (7>3), crying about muhhh momentum when he was down 28-3 in the owl. muttbitch is a faggy bitch and I seriously hope someone seriously injures him this season. Preferably when he is doing his recess bullshit near the sidelines.

>>150255812
You're still mindbroken and scared of GODtrick because you know your shit team will never reach the kind of prosperity that the Chiefs have with him at QB. Sucks to be a fan of a filler franchise, I guess.

>>150255739
Translation: "Getting pick-6ed by a white man is honorable, if not an outright privilege. It's my throw getting picked by a filthy darkie that keeps me up at night."

>>150255844
Zack Baun is whiter than most """white""" Americans let's be honest. There's a reason everyone calls you mutts

>>150255838
muttlover, you can stop chugging muttcock at any moment and no one will care.

>>150255796
Based, I'm high right now at 7 in the morning

>>150255863
It's 9:22. Retard.

>>150255857
goddamn you could punt a football up into those nostrils

reminder unlike mahomes in 2023 & 2024, brady NEVER won a superbowl without superstars around him on offense

Never without an elite OL ( Matt Light, Nate Solder )
Never without an elite RB ( Corey DIllon, legarrette blount )
Never without at least 1 elite receiver ( Deion Branch, Mike Evans )
Never without an elite coach ( Belichick & later arians )

inb4 buh mahomes has reid
old nigga never won SHIT before mahomes walked into the door

>>150255886
in the retarded part of the country it's 7:22

>>150255812
Tom Brady talking about laser focus and coming back and winning was some real GOAT tier shit. Mahomes could never.

>>150255863
Hahahaha hell yea bro
*rips a bong blaze on some mad sativa*
WHoaaaa im like seeing colors bro

>>150255861
You have 0 arguments. You're incapable of besting me along with everyone else ITT. You all have no choice but to recognize Mahomes' greatness everyday you choose to come here.

>>150255728
Aww, you're already crying. That's sad.

>Nate "Worst Tackle contract at the time with the Giants" Solder is elite
>Lagarette "cut multiple times as a journeyman" Blount is elite
>Deion "Not even top 50 all time" Branch is elite

Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, and Joe Burrow are all 1st Ballot HoF tier players and they will retire with 0 Super Bowl Rings lmao.

Tom Brady is elite. I saw him come back from 28-3 in a Super Bowl to secure the win

I just peed on my wife's face while she was sleeping. She's really fucking mad right now and I'm hiding in the attic.

When will the mods do something about all the brady bots ITT? seems a little inorganic

>The Patriots did it we can do it

What did this fraudulent Chiefs mean by this?

>>150249237 (OP)
*checks watch*
Only 2.5 hours til my Detroit Lions make em seethe

>>150255970
Who was playing quarterback the first 2 and half quarters?
>needing overtime to beat the fatlanta fraudcons
kwab

>>150249311
>>corn syrup and metal

>>150256026
>haha he won after being down 25 points in the Super Bowl

I bet Mutthomes would sacrifice his wife for a chance of OT against the Eagles kekaroo

What do we think about bryce young in year 3?

out of all the rookie ''busts'' in recent years, hes the only guy to make a genuine comeback from getting benched and looked hot all camp. Does he make the leap this year?

>>150256087
He looked very good in the 2nd half of last season. I can buy a decent jump from the Panthers as a whole even if he has an up and down season. 8 wins and 2nd in the NFC South seems very doable

>>150256087
I think he's a JAG and will never amount to anything relevant

>>150256087
Extremely zesty.

>>150255925
I don't need "arguments". I have seethe-provokers.

>>150256134
>I'm supposed to be mad about a webm from a season in which he won the Super Bowl
Lmao

>>150256154
Correct. A time-proven seethe-provoker.

Anna Cramling just did a chess video with Justin Herbert. She also attempted to throw a football 10 yards.

>>150256154
You should be worried that a mediocre team like Seattle had their backups torch the Chiefs backups. Seattle's starters torched the Chiefs starters in the first quarter too

If anybody ever gets mad at me for some shit I just say "da flu" and they immediately apologize to me and I become immune to further criticism

>>150255857
>Zack Baun
go badgers

>>150256167
Is this the new cope you tell yourself a thousand times before the season starts and reality actually starts to settle in? The Chiefs are still going to be a force in the AFC

Nigga in this thread don't consider the refs superstars

>>150256189
Not if they lose a couple of key starters. Their backups look like ass

>>150256241
I'll see you in November when the Chiefs are on top again and you're seething still

>spamming
kek, posting NFL content in the NFL thread isn't spamming. You just don't like the content. You seething muttlover.

>>150256255
You're the one that sounds upset anon

Both of you shitheels are spamming, constantly. The same fucking posts with the same fucking images and the same fucking "arguments". Fuck off. Maybe make your own general. But fuck off.

I feel like I'm coming down with something..... could this be........... Da flu?

>>150256333
seems to be a terminal case of trips

>>150256300
>I'm the one upset
>not the person posting his desperate fanfic of the Chiefs falling off
k

>>150256312
Who raped you?

>>150256389
>fanfic
I said they're screwed if they lose some key starters because their backups look like shit. And I'm basing that entirely on the game they just played last night where their backups outplayed by Seattle's backups

First of all the seahawks are not mediocre they have a mvp candidate in sam darnold

>>150256434
The Seahawks didn't have a single All-Pro last season

I believe in Sam Darnold's ability to be benched

>>150256433
>I'm basing that on a preseason game
LMAO you really are grasping at straws kek

>>150256497
So do I but Drew Lock is their current backup before Milroe

>>150256522
Preseason games are used to determine who is going to make the final roster and who is getting cut and that was not a good showing for the majority of their backups

>>150256312
Nah, I'm just going to keep doing it. You're just gonna have to seethe.

What are the chances the Browns cut Gabriel and Shaddeur before the season starts?

>>150256555
>haha look at me I'm making everything shitty and you can't stop me
Literally cancer

>>150256544
It's gonna be a long season for you lil bro

>>150256616
Remind me again who their LT is? Or their LG for that matter since they traded away their first team All Pro Thuney to Da Burrs

>>150256611
Keep seething. You should try asking the admins again.

>b-b-b-b-but the O-line is hurt!!!!
kwab

>>150256598
0 because they're going to run out of qbs during the season due to injury and getting benched for shit play. Then again it's the Browns and they do retarded shit all the time so watch them cut Gabriel to sign him to the practice squad and some other team swoop in and sign him to their active roster

>>150256650
LT is some rookie that every team in the league passed on. LG is a scrub that got benched after two games last year.

Tyler Steen is not playing today. Confirms that he has won the starting job.

ahhhhh chooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Some people thought they might play McKee a bit more to bait a trade, but I don't think they've for a second considered trading him this year. Maybe next year.
DTR vs Dillon Gabriel, get ready for some fireworks.

>>150256787
yeah, because they know if squirts takes a shot to the neck during the ass play, they are fucked if they traded away mckee.

>>150256848
Only one getting injured on that play seems to be retards on the defense.

>>150256787
I heard Gabriel got injured

who are the best white players in the nfl?

>>150256938
Imagine my thick cum all over her face

>>150256918
teams are planning an scheming all of the time. Shit, they Giants made a good attempt last year of stopping it. Then there was that play where the buccs did stop it by trying to rip squirts' head off.

>>150256933
I think he's good to go

>>150256848

>ass play
having flashbacks of you and dad in the bedroom alone huh?

>>150256966
Fair enough, I didn't hear the extent of it. I know Shedeur had a sprain and probably won't compete next week either

>>150256970
>iggles fan's mind goes straight to incestuous anal.
Weird...

>>150256787
>get ready for some fireworks
>the fireworks

>Will Campbell is a bust
No surprise, I guess

>>150256995
he has some decent soups though

>>150256982
shut up abuse victim

>>150257010
Campbells is shit inless you mix them, like cream of muchroom and tomato bisque, delish

>>150257075
Cream of Mushroom goes great with pork chops and sliced mushrooms on top

Stupid faggot cuck shut your mouth NOQ

Shut

Arthur Smith's faggot company delayed my package again

>>150257414
There was no delay for me delivering my package to your mom

>>150256938
I started following her on Instagram way before she was famous. God she was absolutely stunning. She's already walling :(

Reminder that the kiwibitch got mugged and sent to the hospital.

>>150257466
She's aging like the finest Italian wine and will soon bear my seed with triplets

Imagine NFL Squid Game where they shoot a player when they make a mistake. Games are 1 drive back and forth, like OT rules. Last team to survive wins the Super Bowl. Losing team gets shot.

>>150257500
Sponsored by DraftKings.

>>150257480
>mugged
He got summer of 92ed, the only thing they took was his butthole

>>150257481
I don't want to sound like a "she has pointy elbows" incel but damn she looked way better before.

>>150257500
Yeah, that sounds so ebin xD

My Patriots

Game in 30 bings

nu?

Nu

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>>150257664

>>150257664

new
>>150257672

>>150257652
Based

>>150256787
How is DTR still in the league? He’s the black Tim Boyle.