M'liege Gaben, thou must forgive thy sons for their unwarranted blasphemy. They know not what they do! Thou art a powerful and generous lord, and we surfs shall praise thee for being born wealthy in the eyes of God who cares much for paper money and meaningless numbers on a laptop screen. May your jihad against Lord Sweeney end in righteous justice earning him his villainous defeat! Praise be to Lord Gaben, truest of all billionaires, most righteous of all kingdoms! Hazzah!