>70cc (i think) Honda ATV $500, claims mint
>thought i'd grab it for my brother's kids
>gotta be the cool uncle after all
>not mint, but not beat up too bad
>start it up, seems fine. I put it into reverse, that works
>ask if i can just run it down the alley
>you know, to make sure all gears engage
>guy starts freaking out, demands i buy it 1st
>I'm confused, never heard of such a demand before
>I bid him farewell and he just starts yelling at me
>Look in my rearview
>he's running down the middle of the street still yelling