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Larry Ellison and I are Eskimo brothers
>few years ago
>hanging out with this girl I had been hooking up with for a few months
>she's scrolling through pictures on her phone to show me something
>there's a selfie of her on a boat with some guy who looks really familiar
>tell her to go back
>ask if that's Larry Ellison
>"oh yeah he was my sugar daddy for awhile"