Thread 150288833

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Week Zero - Saturday August 23, 2025
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Sam Houston at WKU 7:00pm CBSSN
Stanford at Hawaii 7:30pm Paramount+

News:
Michigan punished for sign sealing but no post season ban
Hugh Freeze acting like man wanting a buyout
Faggies are still faggies
Lords of College Football want to expand to 16 teams, 24 teams, 28 teams, fuck it, let's have everyone in the playoffs!

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Who will be the first slam pig school of the season and why will it be Kansas State?

>>150280666
>No Cal
>No Stanford
Not bad Satan, not bad at all.

Auburn bros why so mean?

>>150288866
troon

>>150289323
rekt

>>150289323
Got her ass

>>150289373
>>150289842
found the wojak spammers

>>150288833 (OP)
that's a big lake. some might call it the superior lake

>that feel when your mascot is a tiger but you always yell about an eagle
>that feel when your college is called auburn but your colors are orange and blue
>that feel when you vandalize your own property after big wins

>>150289998
>tfw cow college

>>150288833 (OP)
>making the UP part of Wisconsin
as God intended

>>150288833 (OP)
Lake Huron bros...

>>150289998
>tfw you hire the only coach that has been able to beat Alabama for Bryan fucking Harsin and then Hugh 'Stripper Caller' Freeze.

Auburn deserves this suffering. It isn't going to get better either, Alabama will win again this year and they'll fire Freeze, only to hire some other joke like Jimbo Fisher

>>150290247
oops got my fire and hire mixed up there in the beginning. They've just been hiring and firing so much recently its hard to keep up!

>>150290247
Nothing wrong with firing Gus. The real kicker was having a black athletic director. Harsin would never have been hired by a white guy. And retarded boosters of course.

>>150289323
Funny since WSFA was one of the first stations the Arizona native Alex Flanagan worked at in the early 90s. No idea of the station's bias now but back in the 80s through the early 2000s, it was Auburn aligned while almost every other station in the state openly leaned Alabama.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Flanagan
Of course the right thing for Rosie to do would have been to ignore the troll but when you're in the media, you never let a chance to attention whore go to waste.

>>150290925
Bo Jackson was one of the main reasons why Harsin got hired. People love to talk about Harsin and Auburn's AD meeting in a hot tub years earlier but it was Bo that got Harsin's name on the short list and pushed him over the top. Charles Barkley wanted a black coach, as he always does, but once Harsin was hired, Barkley backed him until the end.
Cohen was brought in as AD to rubber stamp everything the Petrino-Steele boosters wanted, which is this case was hiring Freeze since Steele was off the table. If Freeze lays another egg this year, it's also going to put Cohen on shaky ground and significantly weaken the Petrino-Steele-Freeze boosters. It's worth noting that YellaFella Jimmy Raines is friendly with but not the leader of that faction. Ever since he eclipsed Bobby Lowder, he's been a significant force but doesn't like being part of a group.
While I agree it was time to move on from Malzahn, they should have waited until the pandemic was over. That was a really stupid time to make a change, especially with the contract the previous president (from Iowa State) saddled the school with. But I guess they thought they could make a drastic change during the chaos.

>>150290151
The tribe that identifies itself as the Huron forced Eastern Michigan to change their name so fuck them and their lake.

Nebraska is back. Amazing camp reports. Dylan Raola will be heisman finalist and all of you will apologize directly to me for 20 years of memeing me relentlessly. All of you will slob the cob and I am so sick of all of you. Preemptive apologies will be accepted now. Please note I will be more likely to forgive you and pray for you if you apologize now and not in December.

>>150291236
Doesn’t really matter if the AD doesn’t care what Bo thinks. It all goes back to the AD, or who hired him.

>>150291606
joke of a schedule and you will still lose 5+ games

>>150291791
That is not a fuckingrg apology. That is more memes. This is your final chance to apologize

>>150291791
Also, you fucking twit, we play Michigan, USC, and PEnn state. Plus like 4 mid tier games. Plus Cincinnati as an opener.

Your moms a joke of a schedule.

>>150291767
There's a big difference between hard power and soft power. In college athletics soft power matters FAAAAAAAR more than hard power.

>>150291991
Say that after witnessing this hard power
*unzips dick*

Roll Tide

>>150292112
Sorry but the school's electron microscope is fully reserved for fall semester. Maybe in the spring someone can use it to find your "hard power".

>>150291336
It's stupid they didn't make a deal like the Seminoles did with FSU and the Utes with Utah. While Eastern isn't a wealthy school, some scholarships for tribe members and a share of the revenue from merch would have been good for the tribe, especially since there are so few members.

>>150292169
>his school only has one
Poorfag

>>150292453
How many is a normal amount to have? A quick search at my school says we have 11 different types and it costs 50 bucks an hour for university personnel and federal agents.

>>150292497
>tfw you forget to tip the electron microscope handler

I don't understand why Dylan Raiola is going under the radar. Did people not watch the arm talent, poise, and maturity to his game? Did they not see his touch and anticipation? How is he not regarded as at least a top 5 QB in the nation?

I hope this is the season where y'all stop being big babies about game threads. It looks stupid having posts about twenty different games in the same thread.

>>150292598
Why wouldn't you want him to be overlooked, giving your team an advantage over opponents who prep for someone they believe is less effective?

>>150292616
>It looks stupid
You're on 4chan. Who are you trying to impress?

>>150291606
Owned by PJ Fleck KEK

>>150292138
Roll Damn Tide

>>150290151
The ontario peninsula would be unlivable in winter 200+ inches of snow if the lake was like that . Snowmobile paradise

>>150291336
>>150292307
Emu is gonna have the most sold hat in all of the fbs

>>150292616
fag

>>150292616
We watch multiple games at once so game threads don’t work

>>150292651
True but I'm not a Nebraska fan

>>150292616
Reminder this is what students in Minnesota actually look like.

>>150292616
That's precisely the reason why there aren't many gamethreads. Too many games going on at once with anons watching multiples of them. Most gamethreads would barely get any traffic. We usually save gamethreads for the biggest games of the season.

>>150292714
I'd goph her, if you know what I mean

>>150292714
I bet the chink twink on the left rides cock like a hurricane.

>>150291606
I was the first to remove their blueblood status and will be the first to award it back if they win a natty. But first they need to win their first conference title since y2k.

>>150291991
Not if that hard power has balls.

Does Auburn have the worst boosters in college football? Seems like it’s between them, Texas and maybe LSU.

>>150292714
I walked around on their campus last fall and there really were 6’ viking looking women everywhere. The truth is somewhere in between.

>I am the SEC
Anons, are you the SEC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIINJJcN7XE

>>150293414
https://youtu.be/KysMQ7teGcQ?si=TvzAB3vJWLKAFKkw

>>150293137
I've noticed that on lots of large state school campuses. Think it's a mix of Title IX athletes and tall women being more likely to go to college as they're from better families. Community colleges meanwhile have tons of disabled students and various Squatemalan flavors.
Anyone been to Ivy League campuses and noticed if the women are taller than the general population? I've never been to one of their campuses but can say that neither Georgia Tech nor Cal Tech have much in the way of giantesses.

>>150293597
No. It’s all short kikes, various short insects, and short foreigners.

>>150292767
she definitely does anal on the first date and does freaky stuff during anal

>>150292714
Id fuck them all especially after ranjeets going to capitols and raising their turdcutter flag

>>150293597
Didn’t notice many at Dartmouth or Yale. Yale was mostly uggos.

>>150293597
Tall men make more money
Tall men get hotter bitches
Better genes in general get them into a good state school but not the best, the best are filled with changs, jews, and other deformed creatures plus 1/3 international students.

>>150291606
If Nebraska had stayed in B12 or whatever poverty conference they would feel pretty good.

However, they said the same shit all year last year until INDIANA of all fucking schools pushed their shit in.
Nebraska sucks ass
>Rhule year 3 is when he starts winning

lol

>>150294258
>>150294308
That does explain the love of Somalians.

>>150294329
I don't think nordics in any of their countries chose the bulbheads, they were chosen bc the choosers have a special disdain for the nordic phenotype

>>150294453
Looks pretty white for a major American city desu

>>150294477
Not for one that claims to be the epitome of whiteness.

>>150292767
what is this phenotype i know like 5 girls with it

>>150294491
Who claims that

>>150294506
German chipmunk

>>150294513
Reddit, they were seething about that love is blind season in Minneapolis, americans in the mongrelized coastal cities didn't know that large amounts of midwest whites still existed
T. Wife watches that garbage

>>150293597
>Georgia Tech
Jeets and asians

>>150294790
You forgot dysgenic whites.

>>150294593
Looks a bit Gaulish to me.

>>150294980
In the interest of fairness, I'll counter my own image with this webm.

>>150294980
We’re not sending our best (to Georgia Kek).

>>150295130
Meanwhile in Athens, they can't even get slampigs right.

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>>150295187
>meanwhile in Athens

cant handle the dawgs

Meanwhile in Athens

>>150296136
T-minus two years at most until Deion leaves to go coach the Browns because Jimmy Haslam is stupid enough to hire him.

>>150296105
Anyone able to spot the family members of one of the players in that image?

>>150296136
Man, you can feel the Sahara developing in real time.

>>150288833 (OP)
>Notre Dame
More like,,,
>That's not a dame!

>>150296258
and there it is

>>150294376
Correct. They specifically targeted some of the whitest parts of the US. Those fucking Somalians can't even handle the cold! Jews are pure evil.

>>150296402
wouldn't "Notre Homme" have been more clever

>>150294664
The only thing I know about that show was the propagandistic clip about a white woman not wanting to marry a white man because he's not some pro-BLM retard. Absolute brainwashing.

>>150296009
what a beast

>>150296831
Derek Chauvin was sent to prison by Minnesotans. They're woketards.

Local media in Detroit is reporting the Central Michigan's coaching staff, including head coach Jim McElwain, knowingly allowed Connor Stallions to access its sidelines and knew why he was there. They provided him with CMU gear and passes. The Big Ten could issue a ban on conference members scheduling Central Michigan. Currently CMU has one off games scheduled with Michigan, Michigan State, and Rutgers. Those probably would not be cancelled since the buyouts would reward Central for their part in the scandal.

>>150288833 (OP)
https://www.si.com/college/michigan/football/michigan-football-star-named-to-cbs-sports-preseason-all-america-team-01k2tgm3gkyv
>The pearl-clutching we've seen since the NCAA ruling has nothing to do with "protecting the game." It's about coping—coping with the reality that Michigan beat your teams on the field, flipped the rivalry, and won a national championship while you were busy making excuses. If the folks who are so outraged about the sign-stealing saga were truly interested in protecting the integrity of college football, they would have turned their anger toward their own beloved programs years ago.
It's about time someone said it.
>>150297742
No shock there. It had been rumored for a while now that the CMU QB and Connor were old friends, and that's the real reason he was there. Sparty hadn't changed their signals in 4 years; no reason for him to be there for Michigan..

>>150291236
Got any more Auburn or SEC booster lore?

>>150297799
Oops, wrong article, sorry
https://www.si.com/college/michigan/football/michigan-football-the-hypocrisy-of-college-football-s-cheating-outrage

>>150297799
The problem for Central is that they may have lied to the NCAA. Their messaging to the press certainly was that of shock that Stallions was on their sideline and confusion over how he got there. It's possible they were honest with the NCAA while saying something different to the press but if they lied to the NCAA, that's a major violation and Central doesn't have the resources of Michigan to fight against the NCAA. I'm sure the NCAA is chomping at the bit to make an example of someone.

>>150297799
About the author of that article:
>Christopher Breiler launched Winged Helmet Media and began covering the Michigan Football program in an unofficial capacity in 2017. He then joined Wolverine Digest as part of the FanNation network in 2021 as a contributing writer, where he served as both a writer and a photographer on game days. In 2024, he took over as the Managing Editor for Michigan Wolverines On SI. His love for Michigan Football brought him into the industry, and his passion for being a content creator has led to some amazing experiences along the way.
Nah, I'll pass on his rambling rant.

>>150297848
Yeah, I fear for Central, too. Ever since McElwain's sudden "retirement" after last season, I kinda saw this coming.
>>150298070
Doesn't make him any less right.

>>150298317
Learn from Pedo State. After the punishments were announced, the world was ready to move on but pedo fans just couldn't leave it alone. The more they cried about unfair treatment, the more everyone remembered what happened. And now they're known as Pedo State forever. If you want Michigan to be known forever as cheaters, keep on crying about what the program did to get in trouble, keeping it in the front of everyone's minds. Michigan got off light. Take the slap on the wrist and move on. The season starts in a few days and everyone is going to start talking about games. Or keep on whining and be the next Pedo State. Your choice.

>>150298662
Did you just compare taking a cell phone video at a football game to child rape? You can't honestly think these two things are in ANY way comparable. You need to take a step back a minute and THINK.
Besides, I've already accepted the fact that Bucknuts, Sparties, and everyone else who wants an excuse to to hate Michigan will use this as an excuse to slap an asterisk on anything U-M does for the rest of time, because it's what they want to believe. Just like the people who still believe the Russia Collusion thing was real. People believe what they want to, no matter what reality and the facts say. I just hope people stop and think for themselves.
But I'm probably in the wrong place for that.

>>150299607
Your championship is tainted.

Your former head coach is a lying, cheating scumbag who skated out of town five minutes ahead of the authorities.

Your current coach is a toady bitch who Harbaugh left holding the bag.

No one in the country respects the Wolvercheats or their phony championship. As far as I'm concerned, Washington won the natty that year.

>>150299607
shut the fuck up faggot
there wasn't even a real punishment

>>150296841
I don't speak fag, hombre

There’s an Iowa in my babies diaper. GO BIG REDDDD

>>150299607
>oy vey if you don't like cheaters in CFB you must support child rape and the holocaust, don't you?
It's pretty telling that the only thing Michigan fans can find to kvetch and pilpul about seems to be the Paterno scandal. That's because it's literally the only thing that's ever happened in football memory that's worse than what Harbaugh did. Noone gives a shit about what Paterno did in the context of this scandal. That's in the past. This is about Michigan football cheating.

Is there a more embarrassing team to support than the semenholes?

>>150300218
Iowa

>>150300056
Bait. No one gives a single fuck and has never given a single fuck about shitagain except blowhio state.

>>150294980
that's really just the bong genetics of the south

>>150292616
you can't do game threads with cfb. unless the team you support is on you're flipping between games and even if the team you support is on you're still flipping channels during breaks or if it gets out of reach. if there were game threads even for every power conference game they'd all have about 5 posts and two people.

for big games or occasions when there's only one or two games on then exceptions are sometimes made but not always. greater than 50/50 shot that the general is still where all the discussion is

>>150300218
Yeah most of them

>>150299878
>>150300001
>>150300056
The seething from you Bucknuts amuses me. By all means, continue.

>>150289906
No lake is superior to another

>>150301008
lake superior looks like a wolf and it's cold as balls all year round. it's still the champ

game threads are good because it attracts the redditors to them while the general remains /comfy/

The Tiny 10 won't rest until Kent State is in the playoff

i like how UM fans are no longer leaning into the self-important, insufferable "michigan man" mantra. they're just straight up embracing SEC-tier cheating and scandal. a bunch of dave portnoy types.

>>150300056
Didn't you faggot buckeyes win last year? Why are you still seething about Michigan doing what everyone else does

>>150301160
I wish our politicians were as loyal to America as the Michigan man is to michigan, dey dindu nuffin, harbaugh was a good boi but but pedo state!

>>150301249
>>150300978
>>150300759
I graduated from an esteemed southern school and hate all Yankees equally, but especially cheaters and kikes. Keep shooting at the ghost of Brutus though.

>>150292616
Bro I'm not flipping between 20 different game threads on a Saturday. But I do enjoy that it will get soccer threads archived so go for it.

>>150295187
She's got Brock Lesnar's neck but those titties intrigue me.

game threads are only acceptable for rivalry and play-off games.

>>150301343
the board is run by thirdies, it will never happen

Roll Tide

>>150297799
Is that why he was using the sunglasses-camera to take pictures? To help his friend learn the plays lmao

>>150301662
This kills the Michigan cope

FOOTBAW

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THERE IS FOOTBALL THIS SATURDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150301811
"technically" there is football this weekend. CFB really needs to schedule more compelling games to start.rgw8m

>>150301865
>ranked conference rivalry game
Already better than most week 0 schedules. Fresno State/Kansas and Stanford/Hawaii should also be watchable.

>>150301811
My body is ready

Manning vs. Sayin

>>150302102
>Just Insane

>>150301865
>both kansass teams playing week 0
probably the most they'd draw all year combined tbqhfamalam

>>150301865
we're almost back in football country, i can't wait to talk some shit

Based Paul in 1 hour
what will he say today to make B1Gsissies piss and shit their pants

Based!

>>150302607
No one listens to your kike shill

>>150302746
i hate this opportunistic tribe member more than you can imagine, but at least he's calling it like it is concerning michigan.

Why are all the talking heads so high on Clempus

what's the fucking point

>>150303100
clubdick was pretty good last year

Paul is live

>>150303100
getting into the playoffs means gaming public perception, lobbying for high/early preseason rankings/reputation and for soft drops in rankings/reputation by tricking people into investing in your team with fake credibility of analysis and having to defend you if you underperform and keep your reputation competitive

>>150303100
they have a 5th year senior qb that has been at the same school forever

Nebraska finna stomp you janks

>>150303785
What is a tar heel anyway?

>>150304152
It was a generic term for a southerner from the civil war era, kind of like redneck.

>>150303785
Belichick might sleepwalk into 3rd in the ACC

The huskers are back and all you hos Finna recognize yessssir

>>150304152
Old guy dating a girl 50 years younger.

Remember that time Brian Kelly killed a kid

Coach Primate

>>150304409
yeah, I saw the SEC netflix doc too

>>150302961
Who actually listens to this dude? I’ve never watched a second of his show or listened to his radio shit

I will not recognize the Nebraska Cornholes and you will continue to be the target of my casual ridicule.

>>150302746
Look at bros ears

Bro can hear your thoughts

>>150304494
You will not be forgiven by me or God. The cornhuskers will make you pay. Mark my words you will beg for forgiveness at my feet as you suck my toes and spank my ass raw

>>150301343
>But I do enjoy that it will get soccer threads archived so go for it.
We can do that without game threads but I do like your intention.

>>150301160
>a bunch of dave portnoy types
AKA obnoxious jews who think they're above the rules? They've been that way for a while.

Gentlemen, it's time to bookmark https://cfb.guide if you haven't already.

>>150302102
As long as he doesn't go super sayin Arch will win

soon.

>>150305289
Bigot I heard you hate southeast michigan. I will pay you to travel to Detroit and pray at their altars.
-The big house
-the Uofm medical center
-The GM towers
-Greektown
-Tigers stadium
-Ford field
-Lil Caesars arena
-8mile
-the lawyer femoid billboard
-henry ford museum and greenfield village
-buddy's pizza(its shite now)
-coney dog establishment
I bet you won't do it bigot

>>150305330
>aOSU

>>150305493
umm why is there a phantom cock coming off the longhorn shirt???

>>150301811
lets fucking go

>>150305546
begging you to bathe

>>150305512
>he saw the cock

hahaha to prove you are gay. FAGGOT

My North Carolina Tar Heels.

>>150305546
metro detroit was a mistake. wipe it clean and try again.

Damn

The first game of the season is Grinnell at Mount Mercy this Saturday morning at 8:30 AM in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. There are no Week -1 games in the lower levels this year.

>>150305643
thats really sad

why don't these bucks protect their ACLs you cannot tell me that the combined sports science knowledge has no preventative measures for ACL tears. I think someone said they need to be swimming. But ofc half these bucks don't know how to

>>150301309
Post transcript.

>>150305638
Detroit was one of the best cities in the world until the Great Migration brought obsolete farm equipment to town. The 1928 University of Detroit Titans were the /cfb/ national champions.

>>150305638
>>150305721
It was "The Paris of the West". Now Paris is "The Detroit of the East".

>>150305643
>season-ending injury right before the season starts
thats brutal. at least he wont lose a year of eligibility

>>150301309
>but especially cheaters and kikes
You'll be happy to learn that Michigan has the largest Hillel center.

>>150305730
It's really weird seeing the edifices of what it once was in amongst the ruins. You can see a milder version of this in Buenos Aires but with it destroyed by an ism instead of a racial group.

>>150305757
Don't they also have the largest mosque in the US?

>>150305708
I posted my diploma with honors last time you asked me that in the last thread and you continued to sperg out afterwards. Go Dawgs and suck my dick faggit.

>>150305757
I was well aware how large a subsection the gay flag in the yard out of state immigrants put a proud M on their suspiciously installed front license plate holder.

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

>>150305979
Based Tiger bot

>>150305730
This actually looks kind of shitty to walk around. No clear lanes for cars and carriages. Everyone just kind of goes wherever. Street cars all over the place. Horseshit everywhere no doubt.

>>150305995
They're not as clever as the parentheses.
>>150305844
I did the same. Of course mine was a diploma I found through an image search. No one questioned it.

Garrett Nussmeier is only 6'1"? What the fuck? I thought he was like 6'3".

>>150306514
Add in height of the cleats and helmet.

>>150306618
Every single player gets a couple more inches from their cleats and helmet so it cancels out

>>150305910
The correlation between a uofm flag and pic related flag is .9, the remain .1 are sharty professors

>>150305730
I sometimes fish the Detroit river, world class walleye fishing. Its like driving through roman ruins, its beyond ghetto its just straight up abandoned like the populace was slaughtered, a plague or a natural disaster happened

>>150306751
Pic related

>>150306677
It doesn't cancel out if you're comparing 6'1" on a measuring tape to 6'3" on the same tape. But if you're comparing players to each other, then yes, it cancels out.

>>150306872
OCP were the bad guys in RoboCop but Delta City was a good idea. If portions of the city could be sealed off from other parts, they could be renewed and built back up to something decent. Too bad that's not viable for political reasons.

>>150306939
Wonder if they know how to barbecue.

Is this thread about college football or is it a Klan meeting?

>>150306975
Yes

>>150306982
Honestly, you're right

>>150300218
As seen from this thread, Pedo State and Michigan

>>150307260
Not sure if that was intentional or not but throwing the ball out the end of the endzone is coached into players if there's any chance of a turnover. Better to give up two than six. That said, he didn't look to be in any danger of a turnover.

>>150307324
yeah i couldnt tell if he intentionally launched that or if it just sorta happened because he went down suddenly due to his ankle getting stepped on

I hope Sophie is okay

>>150307413
Some fan needed to react fast to catch that.

>>150304435
and there it is

>>150305493
its over for cryan gay and blowhio

>>150301811
finally
>>150302746
fuck that kike, he was glazing the fuck out of Michigan saying they deserved to be in the playoffs, saying the title was legitimate when they won, and saying the title shouldn't even be stripped if the allegations were confirmed

>>150305844
Not a transcript.
>>150306048
Not a transcript.

I do not know how to access my transcript and have never had to.

>>150308277
Are you the registrar or something? Why do you want me to mail in $12 so bad?

>>150308322
If you don’t know how to access your transcript online you didn’t graduate.
>>150308389
See above.

>>150308322
>he’s never proved his credentials
What’s it like being a wagie?

>clempus front 7 is so good they have multiple first round draft picks absolute monsters
>84th in the nation at stopping the run last year

Are we really sure woods and Parker annd others are world beaters right now? Nah fuck that I’m not buying it

>>150308403
Employers use the National Student Clearinghouse. No one gets printed transcripts anymore, grandpa.

>>150308432
But credentials ARE for wagies, anon

Imagine bragging about attending a southern “””university”””.

>>150308516
>Usury slave score
Post size of hat and nose.

>>150308528
>I actually win by refusing to play
cope

>got drunk all summer and forgot to register
>sneak into some professional development courses
Whew. Boss is off my ass for another semester.
>>150308500
nta, but you are "supposed" to check locally and verify locally sourced education information against the clearinghouse. Degree audits still take place, especially if you say you have an advanced degree and don't. >We catch somebody lying about their degree every so often, it's not unheard of. It is industry practice to ask for a printout of your transcript or the university to mail one in if you're an actual grandpa and graduated before the internet time and don't have a way of logging into whatever bullshit your alma mater got scammed into overpaying for.
t. getting a phd on the company's dime

>>150308516
Oh look, it's another episode of "look at this map of brown people we dumped on you, aren't southern chuds so dumb?"
also,
>good goy score
lel

>>150308543
You don't mind those brown people when you talk about muh recruiting

>>150308580
Those are blacks, not browns. Browns are mexicans. Everyone knows mexicans can't ball.

>>150308588
Apologize to Texas A&M (Commerce) and UFL legend Luis Perez RIGHT NOW

>>150308580
I do. Football was better before integration. TND.

why does no one think the mac can get a g5 bid its just the mwc and american.. the mac beat not your dame, and many others proved to be cumbersome for your p4 teams, in conclusion someone needs to pick a mac team for their g5 bid for instance ball state.

>>150307820
006 was right. Those British bastards sold out the Cossacks.

>>150308697
Boise State would gape the entire MAC and you know it

>>150308580
I can't believe people think this is an argument. People would 100% be ok with slightly less athletic football players in some positions if it meant none of the downsides of black people in their country.

>>150308697
No one gives a fuck about the mac. You pitiful 5 gooners have 4 days left before P2 not so P2 anons run wild on these generals. Get in the cuck chair boy and watch how it’s done.

>>150308824
Depending on the degree, yeah. In fact it might make you lower than someone who didn't go to college.

the general studies degree I stumbled through with a 2.6 while abusing xanax means I am entitled to be here and have my voice heard

>>150308849
All white high level football would be wild to watch. Very technical. 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalties would crater.

Frankly, I'm in agreement. Saying "As a graduate of X, I think..." is the same thing as saying "As a woman, I think..." Tits or gtfo.

>>150308539
Correct. It's stupid to play a rigged game.

>>150308894
Do Islanders get to keep playing football in the ethnostate?

>>150308580
Watching them destroy themselves and each other for my amusement is consistent with my ideological beliefs.

my sooners are winning 10 games

>>150308979
over 2 years

>>150308948
No. Iq too low.

>>150309005
arch is going to break his leg week 1

>>150309029
Luckily we have top meat scientists build us an Arch Deluxe to sure if Arch gets hurt.

lol
lmao

>>150308979
isn't Venables a borderline retard

>>150309421
smartest man in oklahoma

Fuck the big 10

>>150309409
Not many good beaches or even swamps near Birmingham.

>>150309160
>meat scientists
Sounds like an A&M thing.

this guy just gives off that trailer park fuck up energy
which is a perfect fit for Auburn

>>150310185
What's the worst that could happen

>>150310451
FUCK

>>150310368
>my wife's 69

>>150310340
watched him for a whole season every week
OU had a temu OL from injuries but he just drops the ball on the ground and makes awful passes

hes gonna cost them 3-4 games

>>150310477
There's a lot of people in Auburn who would be happy about that if it means firing Freeze.

Ohio State and Michigan State fans truly are a bunch of pathetic jackasses

>>150309005
fact

>>150310976
AI slop

>>150306975
Umm general opinion here is players(blacks) shouldn't be paid to crash into each other for our entertainment so what do you think?

Told you Michigan did nothing wrong. Stallions was contacted by cmu to be an assistant

>>150292616
>being a willing cuck to the soccer cockroaches

>>150311473
Might be believable if CMU didn't deny knowing about him for so long.

>>150310368
>filename
kek

>>150310368
posted by a woman

>>150311700
>Two anonymous sources claim Michigan was a good boi and dindu nuffin- CBS DETROIT

You now remember the 2007 /cfb/ season.

>>150308895
>Saying "As a graduate of X, I think..."
No-one said this doebeit. Michigan schizos started accusing anons of being butthurt buckeyes.

>>150312229
>no one is saying this
>they’ve been saying this for years
Been going on since at least realignment.

>>150310368
God I hate ehite trash

>>150312159
weren't missouri and kansas #2 and #3 like 3 weeks later and texas tech in there at some point or was that the next year

>>150312159
This one image/season mentally molests the
>ERRYONE DEY WUZ ALWAYS CHEATIN AND PAYIN DA PLAYAS
faggots

Which team will secure the #12 seed?

>>150305483
What's the best place for Detroit style pizza?

>>150312159
who could forget it

>>150312802
Jets

Buddy's is good too

>>150308543
>good goy score
pretty antisemitic dave

>>150312802
Thanks bro. I love that shit so I'm looking to try some more places next time I'm up there.

>>150310185
>implying I won't plow hogs

>>150305721
>brought obsolete farm equipment to town
lmfao

>>150312756
The natty was between two teams who cheated and paid their players.

>>150308432
Some HR anon a few threads ago said that most places don't bother verifying your education history or asking for transcripts so that they can use any lies to fire you with cause if they want to get rid of you. I thought it was interesting.

>>150305546
>>150305638

This map is more accurate

Coupa = Indians
Khalil = Arabs

>>150308697
>SBC not even mentioned

>>150308824
This was the prevailing wisdom in the software engineering field from the late teens up until everyone started getting laid off / executives started believing AI can replace everyone. Now employers can afford to demand a Computer Science degree from the people they hire.

>>150312765
My guys.

>>150301865
I had a strange thought, and I have confirmed it via Wikipedia: this is the first /cfb/ game played in Ireland without a gold colored team since 1991.

>>150312943
The only HRAnon posting in these threads is me and that isn’t what I said unless there’s some other roleplayer fucking around here. Education is verified for recent grads, but >we started a degree audit (that requires employees to submit transcripts) before Covid time in response to darkies lying about their phony degrees for their phony promotions.

Fun fact, with affirmative action off the books we are expecting lawsuits. A budget has been set aside for settlements. For Whites. Har har.

>>150312802
Louie's.
Jets is the better chain option

>>150312956
>People unironically want to live like this
I thank god I was born in rural west Michigan everyday

>>150313240
I think that was a different poster.

>Fun fact, with affirmative action off the books we are expecting lawsuits. A budget has been set aside for settlements. For Whites. Har har.
Very based, corporate DEI was an absolute cancer. My previous company gave executives bonuses based on how many minorities they hired. Fucking insane.

>>150312880
I just googled it and it looks like I ate at Buddy's the last time I was in Detroit. It was fucking delicious.

>hail hiter
what did they mean by this

>>150313240
I had a job offer rescinded because I had not actually received my degree. Apparently I was 1 credit short, which I eventually rectified, but they definitely check.

>>150313745
something is brewing in Michigan

>>150314070
Please let this be real lol

>>150313240
Funny. My company’s engineering team hired three worthless (male) darkies in the span of a year. Two have been fired. First I think was an actual African immigrant. Late 30s. He was having some family troubles and didn’t do much work, but he worked for Mercedes and UPS as an engineer for years, so he was probably at least capable of work. Second was a former running back from NC A&T. Not particularly smart or hard-working but had biceps as big as my head and showed me a video of him benching 4pl8s effortlessly. Third is a spergy PhD (a degree he got because he “just wanted to learn more”). He’s obviously smart but seems helpless to actually apply his skills to useful things. He’s always fucking up simple stuff while offering elaborate solutions to problems no one cares about. The last two were hired by my actually talented quadroon boss (who has an HBCU bachelor’s and got a Northwestern MBA later) so I do wonder sometimes if he just wanted another brotha on the team.

>>150314143
It is. Last season.

>>150313745
based Mel “No Refunds” Tucker fuckin with the graphics again

>>150314143
>Michigan State 'deeply sorry' for Hitler image displayed before football game
>An unnamed employee was placed on paid leave after a photo of Hitler and a reference to his birthplace were broadcast on video boards as part of a pregame quiz.

>>150308403
>If you don’t know how to access your transcript online you didn’t graduate.
Employers require an official transcript, which is acquired by sending money to the registrar's office, which you never see because they seal it and send it to the employee. Who the fuck wants to look at their unofficial transcript after graduating? I just looked it up on my school's website and you have to call an office to get them to give you access to an unofficial copy. How often do you jerk off over your B+ in calculus?

Clearly the Anthony Richardson defenders never saw him at Florida

>>150314397
they probably only saw that fake jump pass TD he threw in that season opener vs Utah

>>150314441
It wasn't a TD
It was a 2 point conversion
Richardson didn't throw a touchdown pass until October that year

>>150314356
No one is asking for your official transcript. Anon who is posting about the unofficial transcript is posting about a PDF you download from the university. All of them have it.

>>150314552
For my school you can’t get those for long after graduating. They don’t renew your access to the system where you download them (this was where the grades were always posted). I had to pay for an official one.

>>150314356
>you have to call for access
didn’t graduate/too stupid to remember his login credentials
>>150314552
This.

>>150314593
That’s retarded or your alma mater got scammed into a new system. I’ve never lost access despite graduating nearly 20 years ago. I’ve only “lost” access to whatever scholastic/classroom portal they use/used.

>>150314552
I am. I want to see the full transcript to know I am dealing with a true alum and not a fucking poser

>>150314627
I’ve never lost access either, but I’m still a [doctoral] student.

>>150314640
Transcript should say whether or not degree was completed at the very top, but I’m curious which anons took bullshit courses and now bitch about bullshit courses.

>>150312159
I was 2 years old. I do not remember it

>>150314691
underage b-
>20 years old
Fuck me.

>>150314143
it was, i remember rich eisen oy veying very loudly about it on his show

>just registered for a class I dropped last semester with the same prof
It was a medical reason, but damn

>>150314627
Probably just retarded. Or maybe a jewish trick to sell more transcripts.

>>150314667
I took basketball, golf I and bowling :)
6 hours of A’s

Requiring transcripts to be sent in to whatever glownigger agency monitors these threads in order to post would improve posting quality 1000%, especially if anons were assigned emblems stating where they graduated from or are attending and you can’t change my mind

>>150315088
I don't read non-accredited anonymous posts

Admit Nebraska is a playoff team and you cucks will be forgiven

>>150315088
You can go to r/cfb if you want to post somewhere like that, fag

>>150314529
i think what happened is people just started jizzing at his combine workout and the hype got too strong

>>150315153
Reddit doesn’t require transcripts, but I’m sure you already knew that.

>>150314627
I posted my diploma. You're just a salty lil cunt. Unless graduating doesn't make you a "true alum" Walmart Wolverine like you, who has posted nothing.

>>150315153
r/cfb would be so much better if it actually had that policy.
>wait, every Bama fan went to JSU/Troy/South Alabama/nowhere at all?

>>150305643
>inb4 he enters the portal next season
whoops thanks for the money though :^)

>>150312159
I remember those BCS faggots giving Kansas the Orange Bowl despite getting BTFO by Missouri. That should have been Coach Drinkels highest moment.

>>150314319
Sharty can stop taking L's
SAD

>>150315209
Last anon who posted a diploma in this thread posted a wadded-up, dirty rag with no name or major or even degree (BS, BA, BFA) on it.

>>150315410
>linglong

>hold still anon
>this is gonna hurt.. a lot

Ty Simpson is a prettyboy.

There is no place like Nebraska

>>150315557
I have a dream to move to Lincoln and live my post 40 years in a college town pretending to be young again, eating bar apps and high noons smoking weed and goign to football and volly ball games untill I die a premature but happy life. I have 1 more year left to get this dream started.

Coach Primate

>>150315557
>going to alaska next week
>supposed to be my 50th state
>family once drove to glacier national park from fucking alabama
>the route took us through nebraska
>normally I wouldn’t count this as visiting a state but /trv/ said there’s nothing to do in nebraska but drive through it anyway
>looking at google maps today
>notice I-29 gets close to nebraska but never crosses into it
>parents don’t have any memory of entering the state
>realize I’ve only been to 48 states
>if I don’t visit nebraska before my alaska trip my 50th state is going to be nebraska instead of alaska
And that’s the story of why I’m using 18,000 American Airlines points to catch a 5 AM flight to Omaha this Saturday, rent an e-bike, fuck around downtown and the park a few hours, than take a 3 PM flight back home.

>>150315666 (devilish)
and there it is

>>150315671
incredibly based go-doer

>>150315410
>Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow

>>150315671
Go to the Henry Doorly Zoo, it's pretty fun

>>150315410
>LingLong WingWong
lmao cmon

>>150315170
I assumed he was that years QB that all the GMs and scouts were purposely overhyping in the hopes that better talent would fall to their teams and the Colts got suckered lol

>>150315410
>msu is killing their chicom students
>um is enrolling chicoms that bring in deadly fungi to the US

gotta go with sharty on this one

>>150315557
Thank god

>>150315671
Omaha is a dump Lincoln is much more comfy if you can do it. Spend all day at the Haymarket.

>>150315142
Didn’t know they were dropping down to FCS. Probably for the best.

>>150315671
You've only been to Nebraska if you've been husk'd.

Lol what's the point?

>>150316870
Nattytards are so fucking stupid it’s unreal

>>150316870
>>150316897
Didn't Bama kick this shit off by claiming a dozen natties

>>150316941
Yeah they have some very dubious claims

>>150315410
>LINGLONG

>>150316870
im assuming for recruiting purposes?

>>150315063
I took weightlifting but we were required to have one PE credit. I made a comment to the instructor about how weird it was that the class was mostly girls and he said that was typical. Girls sign up for the class thinking it's going to be just them and a bunch of buff guys. Instead it ends up being 80% mid girls and 20% guys who have never worked out and want to get started.

>>150316600
if a qb stronger and faster than cam newton showed up to the combine he would be hyped up. the problem is all in richardson's head. he has all the physical tools and can throw, but his brain can't process at nfl speed

They're going to recognize:
>1983 team that beat a 2 loss Michigan team in the Sugar Bowl. Miami won the natty by defeating undefeated Nebraska.
>1993 team that was banned from the post season for violating NCAA rules

>>150316996
I was thinking the same thing or out of insecurity

>>150314258
Funny thing is that if it happened this season instead of last, no one would have cared. It wasn't really about Hitler, it was about "stopping hate" but now it's ok to hate Jews. Last year that sentiment was still building up with normies. Now it's mainstream.

>>150313506
Benton Harbor?

>>150317049
there are youtube videos showing he can't process high school concepts let alone nfl concepts

>>150317119
yeah, he's a total mental bust, he couldn't even identify the blitz that fucked up his finger. it wouldn't surprise me if he got cte early in life.

>>150310368
Only chuds think this looks bad for the stepdad.

>>150312736
It was the equality season. Everyone got a turn at being ranked #2.

>>150317061
The school admin has wanted to do this for quite a while but alumni are generally against it, viewing claiming those natties as bammer type of behavior. The tiny hat in charge of the athletic department has decided to ignore the alumni and try to remake everything in his image. Don't expect him to be around for more than another year or two as anger over lots of his decisions and statements grow.

>>150316870
>“For too long, Auburn has chosen a humble approach to our program’s storied history – choosing to recognize only Associated Press National Championships. Starting this fall, we have made the decision to honor the accomplishments of our deserving student-athletes, coaches, and teams from Auburn’s proud history,” Cohen said. “Our visible National Championship recognitions now align with the well-established standard used by the NCAA’s official record book and our peers across the nation.”
>Cohen said
Just a coincidence.

>>150316941
Yeah, they were pretty shameless about it.
>Bear Bryant, once said of a similar predicament, "If a laundromat in Tuscaloosa wants to pick Alabama No. 1, we'll claim it."
They were ranked something like 20th for one of their claimed championships. I think they originally did it because they wanted to have more than Notre Dame but in the post-Saban era where those padded natties aren't necessary, it looks pretty bad.

LOL

>>150317437
They were doing the natty claims during Saban's era though

>>150317496
The south really is full of retards.

>>150288833 (OP)
Nice lakes!

>>150317505
They started that in the 80s. By the time Saban arrived, there was no chance they were going to stop claiming them because it would be admitting they had been dubious all those years. I'm waiting for Vandy to join the club. By the standards Alabama (and now Auburn) use, Vandy has several natties.

>>150312756
yeah i guess if you ignore all of the irrefutable evidence of wide-spread player payments that was presented in court.

>>150317561
A couple of lookers on the cheer squad. Certainly better than Georgia Tech.

>>150317496
>our losses are better than your wins
EEC cope goes way back I see

>#1 in AP and Coach's poll
Expectations are sky high

>>150317081
I wouldn’t go that far. It seems to be a gradient by generation. Zoomers are likely to hate Israel, boomers tend to love them and consider any hate of them antisemitic. Millennials and X are a little more divided. Antisemitism isn’t accepted yet although I do see it casually much more. /pol/ has really seeped into the mainstream. Kids are probably getting redpills from ifunny.

>>150315671
There's the college world series at least

>>150317664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLDCf9W5jU4

>>150317653
It's crazy that some low level employee in the media relations department is who created those championships mostly out of thin air and everyone just want along with it. You'd think some higher level person would have seen that and gone "do we really want to do this?" and at least discussed it. Maybe those conversations happened in private and we just don't know about them.
Though I don't agree with Auburn's decision to go down the same path, at least they've been openly discussing it for decades. That some random gump with a tiny bit of power was able to shoehorn five championship claims into Alabama lore with no real opposition is amusing.

>>150316870
About fucking time. The point is that Alabama, Tennessee and other schools claim a lot of bullshit titles, while schools like Auburn and Penn State look comparatively bad because they only claim major poll natties. This is just leveling the playing field. It’s far too late but better than never.

I have to say they truly went all out with it. Let me educate /cfb/ on each of these claims.
>1910
Not even close to a “legit” title. Not selected by an NCAA selector.
>1913
Selected by an NCAA selector, incorrectly. The south was not good at football yet, so Auburn dominating the south didn’t mean much. Still, to 2025 odds I’m sure it looks like a legit claim.
>1914
Same as 1910.
>1958
Better than 1910 and 1914, but quite simply Auburn did nothing to put them ahead or even tied with LSU. Not selected by an official selector.
>1983
100% legitimate claim. Hardest schedule in the country and best record in the country. Case closed. Should be shared with Miami. It’s regretful that the coach is dead and many other members of this team are probably too. Selected by official selectors.
>1993
Going by resume alone this would be a legitimate claim, but in the era of the bowl coalition and conference championship games it isn’t enough for most people. Still, selected by official selectors.
>2004
The opposite of 1993. A legitimate claim with no official selectors. A lot you can say about this one. In a just world USC and Auburn would have split this year, but not even one official selector chose Auburn. USC was stripped by some selectors, but the number of people who care about those particular violations dwindles every day. Auburn is the #1 team who didn’t have any wins stripped. I’m biased but that’s good enough for me.

In conclusion,
>rock solid claims
1957, 2010
>rock solid claims, fuck you
1983
>okay but controversial
2004
>wrong but looks correct
1913
>wrong but whatever
1993
>among the worst claims of all time
1910, 1914, 1958

>>150317061
Auburn had a far better body of work than Miami.

>>150317496
It’s weird he chose 1941 but left 1945 alone.

>>150317105
Thats a farther drive than downtown Detroit. East of GR

oof

>>150317905
>1983, lose to texass
>damn, we’ll get ‘em next year
>1984, lose again to texass
>goddamnit fuck this shit not playing them again
>1985, get to cotton bowl, Bo Jackson’s last game, Heisman winner
>its ass to mouth guys, we got this, there a joke
>lose by three scores
No wonder the eec hates the Texas teams

>>150315418
My program graduated <30 students. I'm not letting you dox me faggot, but keep whining

>>150318068
>If they're going to fire me, I'm going out in a blaze of shitty glory.
He knows he's never coaching at the FBS level again.

Coach O is splaying both sides of the ball it seems.

>>150318438
He must have been in a good mood for letting that dust eater get within 5 yards of him

>>150318412
If it’s the same diploma I saw, you spent more time hiding all that shit than anything else. It was clean. Regardless, I don’t believe you either since you couldn’t even be assed to find one with bachelor of science on it. We don’t like BA types around here.

>>150318491
And by “clean” I meant you did a damn good photoshop job.

>>150318491
It's totally normal to have a BA in CS.

>>150317618
dibs on front row, second to right

>>150317905
>1910
>1913
>1914
>1958
>1983
>1993
>2004
They're all legit. War Eagle

Are you Team Kingsford or slumming it with propane?

>>150318988
charcoal is for poor people

>>150318988
my grill is hooked up to my gas line, poor

>>150319016
>gas
Might as well cook inside like a woman.

>>150318988
Propane all the way

>>150318988
Hank friendship ended with Texas. Now A&M his best friend.

>>150318068
he should try coaching the entire season from the comfort of a bed

>>150319016
our house has a capped line under our deck and i can't be bothered

>>150318438
Who's gonna scratch Ed's itch?

>>150315235
Add in UAB and North Alabama as well.
>t. Roar Lions

>>150319016
Going to the local uhaul to fill up my propane is one of the last rituals I have left

Roll Tide

>>150319216
Of the top ten most likely vacancies, UAB seems the most likely. LA Tech would be a good fit but it would beg for endless talk of how far he fell from LSU since they're both Louisiana schools. No SEC team is going to pick him up. Akron and Cincinnati are too far north for a Cajun boy and I'm not sure that Cincinnati would even hire him (Akron would).
No idea about Virginia or Virginia Tech. UVA seems too snooty and are fine with sucking. VT? Don't know. Maybe?

>>150317437
What’s funny is Notre Dame claims less than championships even though they could argue more to add to their claims

imagine if Notre Dame wins next year. 3 in a row for mid-western teams. the south would lose it's collective shit.

>>150319500
Your craving for external validation is effeminate.

Hoping for a bonny match in oirland this weekend

>>150319385
Coach O doesn't have to be in the South. He made his name at USC. He was one of Pete Carroll's most important assistant coaches, which got him the Ole Miss job. Then he came back to work for Kiffin and should have got the job over Sark after Kiffin was fired.

>>150319216
Georgia Southern

>>150318988
I was forced into the wood pellet meme by my wife and in laws. I'm sorry i let you down hank. I use electricity to burn wood pellets

>>150316870
based
everyone has been doing this for the past 30 years

>>150319715
He doesn't have to be in the south but I expect he has a strong preference to be there. Los Angeles might have lots of leftist weirdos but it has a strong beach culture. Hard to imagine Cookie Monster in Akron, Ohio if he has other choices so it really comes down to how badly does he want back into the game? Enough to live in Akron? He's not a hungry assistant on the way up that needs to pay his dues with shitty jobs. He can afford to wait for the right job to open.
But I'm not in his head so this is all just guessing on my part. For all I know, Florida might hire him. Doubt it, but I'm not the one making those decisions.

>>150319385
Arkansas would be entertaining

>>150319988
Yes it would. My head canon is that Gruden is going to Arkansas but that's me mentally playing a coaching version of fantasy football.

>>150319385
I hope for UAB. I want him to turn around some ghetto ass program like a 90s feel good white man's burden movie

>A decision is still pending on whether four West Virginia players will be granted an injunction against the NCAA, which would allow them to continue practicing and competing while their case is decided.

>During Wednesday’s hearing, however, the NCAA’s attorney told the court that defensive lineman Jimmori Robinson would not be eligible to play even if the injunction were granted.

>“The NCAA will either later today or tomorrow advise Mr. Robinson that he is academically ineligible because he did not complete the six hours that were necessary at the University of Texas San Antonio"

Good news
If you were a season ticket holder at Ohio State at any point from 2019 onward you are getting legally doxxed
https://www.dispatch.com/story/sports/2025/08/18/ohio-state-university-forced-release-football-basketball-season-ticket-info-by-court-public-records/85712237007/

>>150321242
>According to court records, the information, initially requested in 2023, included the mailing addresses, email addresses and telephone numbers of people who bought season tickets for those seasons. The initial requests sought information specifically about donors to the university who purchased season tickets, as well as faculty and staff.

lol

>centuries was over a decade ago
fuck I’m old

>>150321439
YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEE

For me, it's
>FRENCH VANILLA
>ROCKY ROAD
>CHOCOLATE
>PEANUT BUTTER
>COOKIE DOUGH
>SCOOP, THERE IT IS

Imagine calling yourself a "champion" for a season where you were literally defeated on the field LOL

That is some cuck shit

>>150321614
Too much of a mashup 2bh.

>>150319385
>No SEC team is going to pick him up

I know one SEC team would do just fine with Ed at the helm, in your pic related. Venables either needs to go outright or get demoted. The experiment failed.

>>150319385
If Auburn would hire Hugh Freeze then they'll hire anybody lol

>>150319016
The patrician's choice.

>>150316870
blowhio state won 1 natty this year and based Auburn won 7 natties this year. BTFO

>>150319128
gods gas

>>150301160
It's fucking based tbqh I love cheating and handing out bags of money!

>>150318027
That's my starting RG for the Detroit Lions baby!

>>150315410
They are ironically about to have to vacate some losses due to Tuck Cooming after screeching for 2 years about their big bro getting the "hammer"

>>150322454
Literally Michigan's MVP. She has to suck ancient jewish balls so Larry Ellison will pay players.

>>150322339
Who can stop them?

I claim my team has won every natty. All of your natties are now disputed and have an asterisk. Nothing personnel :^)

>>150322535
We thank her for her service

>>150322535
Larry Ellison and I are Eskimo brothers
>few years ago
>hanging out with this girl I had been hooking up with for a few months
>she's scrolling through pictures on her phone to show me something
>there's a selfie of her on a boat with some guy who looks really familiar
>tell her to go back
>ask if that's Larry Ellison
>"oh yeah he was my sugar daddy for awhile"

What's the most money you've ever blow. on an investment?

>>150322722
>"oh yeah he was my sugar daddy for awhile"
A girl would just admit this?

>>150322722
I am eskimo brothers with Steve Aoki lol

>>150322887
There is no other way to describe a girl in her early 20s being with someone old enough to be her grandfather, at least not to somebody who recognized him. If I didn't recognize him maybe she could have lied about how he's a relative. I appreciated the honesty instead of trying to come up with some obvious bullshit. We met on Tinder so it's not like I was surprised by the whorish behavior.

>>150312765
Gimmie Navy for the memes and seethe.
>>150315671
Omaha is a nice place especially their zoo.
>>150318988
>Texas
>charcoal
This is fundementally wrong.

>>150322859
spent $1000 worth of bitcoin in 2015 on drugs

>>150322859
He should have stayed at Liberty. It's the best job in FBS. $4 million a year and your competition is Conference USA. The school is happy to lose money on football since it gets them far great returns on advertising. Freeze makes $6.5M at Auburn, which isn't all that much more when you think about the difference in difficulty. But speaking of buyer's remorse, Auburn is probably having that with Freeze. What's his buyout this year?

All time most based football coach rankings

1. Ray Graves
2. Steve Spurrier
3. Mike Leach
4. Woody Hayes
5. Bear Bryant
6. Nick Saban
7. Mike Gundy
8. Dabo Swinney

>in 1962 Florida, coached by Ray Graves, wore helmets donning the confederate flag when Penn St didnt want to play them and had their first black all american
>in 1965 when gatorade was being developed and tested at the university of Florida they wanted to test it on players. Coach Graves not sure of the side effects or dangers said not the varsity/seniors, give it to the freshman

>>150323800
>Nick Saban
>Kneels to BLM
>Tells everyone to get the jabs
He's the opposite of based. A good coach, but not based.

>>150322722
>eskimo brothers
what is this reddit shit?

Can you really be a blue blood if your stadium looks like this?

>>150322722
You're not eskimo "brothers", you're eskimo "weird old dudes that pay whores for pussy"

>>150325306
Stop being a retard. Thanks bunches!

>>150323307
Auburn can afford to fire Freeze. The buyout is 75% of his remaining salary and can be spread out over the remainder of his contract. That's $4.9 million each of the next four year, which is doable. Malzahn has already been paid off and Harsin didn't have a very strong contract so he's getting $2.3 million currently and only has a couple years left on that contract. If Auburn ends up luring Dillingham away from Arizona State and they hire Harsin, the offset clause in his contract would mean Auburn would no longer owe Harsin anything. Harsin has been connected to the ASU job in the past, which is why I mention him.
Compare this to Brian Kelly's buyout that would total about $120 million when including all of the associated costs.

>>150325413
You should tell that to the architects of the crappy erector set piece of trash hovering over the end zone.

>>150319216
>Got the itch
More like
>realized media appearances and the rest of his buyout money after the ex wife takes her share isn't enough to pay for his beach vacations and now he has to grovel out of his reputation as a slacker
Or is he referring to his penis?

>>150316870
I look forward to them adding the years to their stadium as the war eagle flies over while the tiger mascot runs around with the plainsmen

Reminder that the Huskers will cob all and you will beg me for forgiveness

>>150318592
>BA in CS

>>150294980
>>150295130
Just a reminder that Georgia Kek goes out of their way to prevent in-state students (especially white ones) from being accepted.
Seriously, fuck Kek and fuck Shitlanta.
>>150305643
Deserved. Quit buying players, you cocksuckers.

>>150318592
>It's totally normal to have a BA in CS

>>150325306
when has Pedo State ever been in Blue Blood discussion

>>150323933
I hate reddit as much as anyone but I can assure you that this concept predates reddit

>>150326375
It doesn't. It comes from The League which came out 5 years after Reddit was founded. Predates Reddits popularity but doesn't predate Reddit.

why is everyone so afraid of reddit here

>>150326503
>why is everyone so afraid of reddit here
Half of the people here are here because they heard about this place from reddit in 2014 and are projecting their own shame from being tourists
>>150326443
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you undersge? Is this bait? You're telling me Eskimo brothers was invented by a show noone watched in 2010? Eskimo brothers is a century old term. It comes from an old legend that Eskimos were obligated to offer their wives to visitors. There's plenty of adults in this thread I'm sure that can attest to using it before reddit or your gay little tv show existed, Timmy.

>>150326503
reddit represents everything I hate in the world. The insane censorship, the fucking loser jannies who get off on their tiny amount of power, the pro-social mindless retards who make comments for the sake of approval. The weakness, femininity and faggotry. If you are a true man you are already permabanned from reddit or never felt the need to use it in the first place.

>>150326714
You sound a fragile faggot who thinks about Reddit an unhealthy amount.

>>150326723
lol he asked a question and I answered. I wasn't sitting here waiting for someone to ask my opinion on r*ddit. That website is part of a much broader subjugation and cucking of the internet which everyone should be up in arms about. I think zoomers have never known an uncucked internet but the rest of us should be really pissed off about what has been taken from us. 4chan is the last place where you can even speak freely and it will die in about 6 months when AI can solve the captchas. If only you knew how much better things used to be

>>150325394
I'm the same age as the girl and I was not paying her. Whenever we did stuff that required money we took turns paying or split it 50/50.

>>150326714
>The insane censorship, the fucking loser jannies who get off on their tiny amount of power
Where do you think you are?
>the pro-social mindless retards who make comments for the sake of approval. The weakness, femininity and faggotry.
Again, where do you think you are? Your own post is a great example of feminine behavior.

>>150326773
>actually both sides are bad

fuck off retarded coping faggot

>>150326503
If you have to ask you wont understand

>>150326793
>/our/ side
you have to go back buddy

>>150326747
Yeah, it's true. I'm gay, and I'm gay for you. What are we going to do about this situation?

>>150326769
>dating Larry Ellison's used goods as an "equitable partner"
Somehow this is worse.

I hate to admit it but I am eskimo brothers with a bunch of porn stars and shit. I fucked "cadence lux" when we were in high school

>>150327139
why do you hate to admit that?

>>150327199
its pretty fucking trashy

fuckign someone in high school is not trashy

>>150327068
We weren't bf/gf, we hooked up for awhile. Sometimes that involved getting meals or drinks or Uber rides.

>>150327199
Having sex with nasty bitches is not the flex you think it is, anon.

>>150319216
THE Sam Houston State University

>>150323870
Don't forget the part where he didn't have a biological son to carry on his legacy.

>>150326443
I said I can assure you, I didn't say I was assuring you.

>>150326723
You sound like you’re trying way too hard

>>150326503
Voting system + user accounts means you get disingenuous discussion. Yes, I know most posts here are wrapped up in ten layers of irony, but I prefer that to reddit.

>>150327304
having sex with someone in high school who turns out to be a whoe is not a flex, nor is it embarassing. what is wrong with you people?

>>150327461
Some of the posters here like to pretend they're not degenerates at heart even though they are.

>>150327304
Being a Puritan pearl clutcher on 4chan of all places is also not a flex

bake new

>>150327494
not wanting to be eskimo brothers with half the cast of BLACKED is a pretty low threshold for puritanism

>>150327457
there's a voting system on 4chan too

it's called the (You) system where people say things for maximum shock value to receive (You)'s

there's absolutely people here who click on threads, scroll down, and read the posts with the most (You)'s

New
>>150327724

>>150326714
Meh. Yeah Reddit is kinda gay but it's the only forum type of website that covers such a wide array on subjects and interests that actually has consistent traffic. A lot of times when I google something it ends up being a response to a reddit post that has the correct answer.

>>150325306
Yes, and they're renovating their stadium.
"Unrivaled" is embarrassing though.