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>Alan: Do your introduction page justice and JACK OFF

You begin to lower your HEART PATTERN UNDERPANTS

>No, no, you'll have plenty of material once you get to touch those tits. Don't stuff yourself with bread before the main course, you know.

You pull back up your UNCHARACTERISTICALLY CUTE UNDIES
What better fap fuel is there than the breasts of a REAL LIVE WOMAN?
A lot of things, but that's not really the point.

>answer larry before you get called a faggot for the 100th time today

By your count that would actually be "faggot" no. 283 (and counting)
They do this a lot.

With tits on your mind and your dick still hard,
You reluctantly make your way over to your laptop
What will you say to Larry?