>Set during fuckifIknow 1800's
>Some mixed race black/native kid in Canada
>friends with a Mountie who looks like a clear parody of Robin Williams
>While exploring runs across some albino chick his age who can transform into animals and has long ass white hair that the animators keep jerking off to as a sign of their superior com-pu-tator skills
>Albino chick is some royalty or whatever and she's like a fairy folk or whatever the fuck Canadians have, maybe she's a beaver.
>Albino chick needs Speed mixed-Racer to save her secret magic kingdom from her asshole uncle who has the best song out of the whole film, but also is the first openly gay Disney character
>There's a comedic animal duo played by John Cena and that lady who voices Mabel from Gravity Balls
>All of the minions that the evil uncle sends after our duo are made of wood or ice so we can have brutal murder/fight scenes
>They trap the evil uncle in a magic ball or some shit, maybe they just put him in the Northern Lights.
>There will be multiple jokes about how good Poutine is.
>Maybe romantic tension between the duo, who fuckin' cares.
>Also Gal Gadot voices the Albino chick's mom.