Thread 150001396

Last thread was fun and insightful, so lets brainstorm actually ideas for shows.

>>150001396 (OP)
Maybe if they didn't hate men so much, they would've been able to know what they liked? Because boys are pretty damn simple to appeal to

>>150001396 (OP)
Just reheat that Kingdom Hearts adaptation, should help Disney and SqE get back on track.

Bring back Atlantis and Treasure Planet

>>150001396 (OP)
This is like the 10th copy of this thread spread across /tv/ and /co/. At this point I suspect Disney want to steal your ideas.

>>150001396 (OP)
>do it for free
disney, please

>>150001577
GRAHHH!! FOILED AGAIN!! YOU WON'T SEE ME COMING NEXT TIME ANONYMOUS!!!

>>150001396 (OP)
Just make more video game adaptations

>>150001396 (OP)
Buy up Warhammer

>>150001396 (OP)
>Can't make STAR WARS of all things work
>Think a new IP will do better
Disney are just retarded
Someone could bring them a new billion dollar IP guaranteed to work and they'd meddle and fuck it up day 1 guaranteed

Epic Mickey tv show
Kingdom Hearts tv show
Duck Avenger tv show
Life and Times adaption tv show
Legend of the Three Caballeros season 2
In short, lean on your mascots

>He-ok, gorsh Mickey that Cell dude is one tough feller. What do you say we swing by the hyperbolic time chamber on Fido's lookout and try to find a level beyond Super Saiyan.
>Haha, that's a wonderful idea Goofy!

Black girl and white boy hunt monsters.

Them and their mentors mascarade as normal everyday family where a single mom and a single dad remarried and they are step siblings.
In fact, however they are part of a monster hunter corp.

They are NOT a family. They are both orphans, taken in by their mentors.

The boy is jaded, pessimistic, brutally efficient, and strongly depressed.

The girl is still a new hunter, naive, idealistic, slightly clumsy and cheerful.

>>150001396 (OP)
This feels like one of those threads that’s used to try to artificially inflate this board’s traffic because it’s been rapidly dying

>>150001396 (OP)
>gen Z
>men
good luck finding any

>>150001396 (OP)
Gender swapped Beauty and the Beast.

There's no way any idea in this thread would be worth half a fuck so don't worry about any of your pitches getting stolen.

>>150002551
Nice try, Bob.

>>150001396 (OP)
Men are smarter than women.

>>150002551
Cars 4
Whoops, now you must listen to me Bob

>>150001718
Oh God please no.

>Set during fuckifIknow 1800's
>Some mixed race black/native kid in Canada
>friends with a Mountie who looks like a clear parody of Robin Williams
>While exploring runs across some albino chick his age who can transform into animals and has long ass white hair that the animators keep jerking off to as a sign of their superior com-pu-tator skills
>Albino chick is some royalty or whatever and she's like a fairy folk or whatever the fuck Canadians have, maybe she's a beaver.
>Albino chick needs Speed mixed-Racer to save her secret magic kingdom from her asshole uncle who has the best song out of the whole film, but also is the first openly gay Disney character
>There's a comedic animal duo played by John Cena and that lady who voices Mabel from Gravity Balls
>All of the minions that the evil uncle sends after our duo are made of wood or ice so we can have brutal murder/fight scenes
>They trap the evil uncle in a magic ball or some shit, maybe they just put him in the Northern Lights.
>There will be multiple jokes about how good Poutine is.
>Maybe romantic tension between the duo, who fuckin' cares.
>Also Gal Gadot voices the Albino chick's mom.

>>150001396 (OP)
>>150002186
OK! OK! HEAR ME OUT
We make a creepy looking Mickey Mouse short, straight up Creepypasta suicide mouse shit! Only 5 minutes, Mickey walks, fucked up bullshit flashes on the screen for a second like Donald's with dark eyes or something, it's full of cryptic codes and hidden messages that actually mean nothing, VHS effects and all that crap!
Then we released it... For free!
I know, sounds dumb... But we release it for free STRATEGICALLY! Past midnight at Disney Channel! Maybe it will start playing randomly in the middle of other shows! Heck! Maybe we can even broadcast it on Nick or CN, they also need money! Leak it on some imagineboards or discord! There is no real blood or gore, so it will be ok! But most importantly, let's pretend we DON'T WANT kids to see it! Take down any uploads on YouTube! Hunt down internet archives! Pretend we know nothing about it
Give it some months and BANG! Fanart from all sides! Theory videos! OC characters and alternate takes on it! But it is still OUR IP! WE sell the merch! WE can steal ideas from the theories and fanfics to make movie adaptations, expanded lore books, youtube shill channels! HECK WE CAN CHARGE FOR OFFICIAL PORN!

>>150002540
Just make The Beast female and have Gaston go to her castle instead of Belle. Also the curse never gets broken.

Bring back gargoyles and keep Greg weissman in check.

>>150001396 (OP)

>>150001396 (OP)
Kyle Katarn returns to canon with zero changes to him as a character. Adapt one of the games into a series.
Make Blade. It is about a black dhampir hunting Dracula. No subversion or bait-and-switch with a woman taking his mantle, just a badass swordsman facing against bloodsuckers in whatever locale is appropriate.
Adapt a Conan story as faithfully as possible. No tongue-and-cheek teasing about loincloths or bikini-mail on Bêlit.
Be willing to behead, disarm, and spill as much gore as is necessary to make the male audience give a shit. The squeaky clean, bloodless approach of Disney has to die when it comes to handling Star Wars and Marvel.

>>150003025
>Adapt a Conan story as faithfully as possible.
>modern Disney.

Not in a million years man.

Anon... None of these are money making ideas! You are just reviving rather niche things you liked or doing widely risky moves towards stuff you want to see

They should hire The Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, Geeks + Gamers, Yellowflash2, Eric D July, and The Quartering to make a movie.

>>150003082
Tom Sawyer/Huckleberry Finn animated films.

>>150001396 (OP)
>Buy Marvel Comics and Star Wars
>Put feminists who hate men in charge of both franchises
>Wonder why boys arent interested anymore

I'm not even trying to be partisan but seriously what is the defect with Libs?

>>150003082
>"So why did you turn all of our other IPs into niche products bob, we literally lost money because of you."

>>150002924

DOes Disney even remember gargoyles?

>>150003135
Feminists were never driving the MCU. There were only 4 female driven MCU films (5 if you stretch to Thunderbolts) and one of those 4 wasn't intended, but Boseman died on them.

Star Wars is a wreck but really, fuck Star Wars.

>>150003140
How fast would you get fired for saying this, considering its objectively true.

>>150003160
5 too many

>>150003135
People who are attracted to liberal ideology tend to not think about the consequences of their actions.

>>150003040
It's their fault if they can't take good advice, man.

>>150003175
Only The Marvels was awful. The rest were ok, Thunderbolts was fantastic.

>>150003135
Star wars is the weirdest one for me. Just why Star Wars of all things to turn into a feminist flagship? I've yet to meet a chick IRL who gives a fuck about Star Wars

>>150003188
Says the guys voting for the Big Orange Kike to "own the Jews".
Now you can get banished for public anti-Semitism.

>>150003237
Sure thing Pablo

>>150001490
It's not that they hate men. It's that Disney was known as a girls company. So they bought Marvel and Star Wars to get guys into Disney. But they hit too hard by putting Kathleen Kennedy in charge of Star Wars because she is the only senior member of Lucasfilm left and they fucked up by putting everything into the MCU and basically only doing stories based on modern slop marvel comics. So now they had these two IPs that were heavy on the boy demographic so they got fucking greedy and now pushed to get more Disney girls into Marvel and Star Wars but they pushed too hard with no plan so now they're fucked. Especially star wars. Kathleen keeps adding black people and women because she thinks that's what Star wars needs because she's retarded, and all people really want is just stuff like Mandalorian s01 and Andor. But Disney owns Lucasfilm, so need need tie ins. We need a theme park. We need Star Wars Babies tier shit. Most Star Wars fans are in their 40s and 50s, but Disney thinks they can just brute force something good.

>>150001726
I was reading stuff up and it seems like it was all Bob Igers fault. The guy that replaced Iger and then was fucking booted was responsible for acquiring Marvel and Lucasfilm, but he wasnt responsible for the things that Disney did with the IPs. He also basically fixed the theme parks. Before that I think he was responsible for forcing Disney into supporting VHS and DVD home releases.

>>150003255
There just aren't that many heroines in the Marvel Universe, and most of the memorable ones are in the X-Men. The only real reach is trying to do something with Ironheart, who was never a great character. She's a secondary in Black Panther 2 and got a show. Big whoop.

>>150003232
Because Kathleen was Spielbergs cum rag until he met that woman from Temple of Doom and married her. She hated George and Spielberg that she basically went schizo and tried to rewrite star wars as a fuck you.

IT'S A SHOW ABOUT MANLY MEN
BEING MANLY AND FUCKING BITCHES
GIVE ME 10 MILLION DOLLARS DISNEY

>>150003299
Are you talking about Chapek? Because Chapek squeezed the park-goers like the beast Rabban and really damaged one of their chief cash cows, the movies are more like a secondary income.

>>150002617
>>150002743
DAMN IT, YOU STUPID INCELS JUST LET ME INTO THOSE CREATIVE RETARD BRAINS SO DADDY BOBBY CAN BUY A NEW MANSION

>>150003342
Token Heart is just the same shit as Miles. Nobody asked for it but somebody thought it would be good for the brand. Marvel doesn't even need important female characters but Iron Heart isn't important. They had Ms Marvel but they fucked it up with the least sexy actress to play her. They got a midget Jew to play Black Widow. They released she Hulk without even going through the baby steps of Savage She Hulk. They didn't do Spider Woman. No Silver Sable. No Black Cat. No Hellcat. They put female Thor just because they wanted to say "hey, we got Natalie Portman in our series!!". It's like for as much as Disney claims to be woke and feminist they really love fucking up anything with female protags. I just wanna see sexy chicks in tight suits fucking up bad guys. How difficult is that?

>>150003363
Their main income is the parks, believe it or not. Their second main source is the movies and they lost a ton of "profit" because of Hollywood accounting and all the payouts they have to give to actors/writers/directors/Indians making all the cg. Everybody in Disney basically knew Chapek would be the new CEO, because unlike Iger, Chapek was actually growing the company. I think probably the biggest mistake was building Disney Shanghai where they thought they could get a bunch of rich Chinese to keep drop cash and ignore that China doesn't want western shit in there.

>>150003525
>main income is park
>create a super shitty sequel Star Wars area, no OT or prequel area
>and make a huge premium Star Wars hotel experience that flops

>>150003525
That isn't the movies. That's what they get from Dish Network and Direct TV and Comcast for owning half of the channels that nobody hops to. The movies would be a <1% sliver.

>>150003525
Where does merch fit into that graph?

>>150003255
>It's not that they hate men
>its just that everything disney does is contrary to men, and belittles men, and is condescending towards men, and tries to discourage men in every way possible

>>150001396 (OP)
Basically Kappa Mikey but live action, shot in Japan, and have atleast one fight per episode. Could get a sentai director to do the fight scenes so it feels more Japanese. Have the main white protagonist CONSTANTLY pulling jappssy. Make sure the leisurely slice of lice scenes are shot in a way to exemplify Japan's beautiful walkable cities, towns, and nature. Try to avoid having the show shot like a girly show. Rules of thirds shots at night with lofi music playing and make the color grading warmer.

Make a 2000 style documentary where these people stand outside of Disney Studios and protest wokeness. Something like a Michael Moore film or Supersize Me or Food Inc. It needs sad music and one of them on the ground screaming "WHYYYY DISNEY?"

I just think we have so many writers now who cannot comprehend a basic story and basic arc. You have to read their social media to understand what they are going for. Like Ironheart. They made her a contrived underdog, she learns no lessons and is arrogant. A super simple rewrite:
>She sells tech to criminals.
>Funds her experiments.
>Tech hurts her family.
>She builds the suit to fight back against them.
A super fucking simple rewrite creates a character arc where her hubris harms her and she has to come to terms with it, paralleling something Tony Stark went through. IT IS THAT FUCKING EASY. Nope, instead you have to have an arrogant contrived underdog who hurts people, learns no lessons but the creators expect you to be endeared to this character who insults and shits all over Tony Stark?

People are flocking to stuff like Korean media because they can just have characters do stuff and have arcs and stories, even if it is contrived. I have no idea what it is, cinemasins or something that scared people into avoiding normal stories, lessons and morals because they are tropes whilst also completely failing to do anything good.

>>150003655
Just picture it, the first 5 minutes are going to be a stick-figure animation laying out how kids in the 90s liked transformers and He Man and Star Wars and then wokeness (represented by an evil dark triangle monster with spiky teeth and a bunch of red haired women with glasses) came in and ruined it, then it cuts to some B Roll of driving through Santa Clarita with some royalty free salsa music, then they get out of their car and it's very important that you get the scene of the car door closing, and it cuts to the sign for CalArts and then a shot of them walking in to an office and they have an interview with the one professor they fooled into agreeing to this, and they lead her in questioning about politics while she's trying to talk about Adobe Animate.

>>150001396 (OP)
Mega Man Zero-inspired thing where instead of a mildly edgy amnesiac the protagonist is an autistic rage monster based on Vile who the resistance unearthed because that's how dire the straits they're in are. Lots of cute robot girls (and a couple cute cyborg girls) are smitten with the MC in spite of who he is, but MC doesn't care because he needs more kill and Lawnmower Man cybersex with bitches won't help him get more kill.

>>150003701
I think the problem is just that a lot of american creators nowadays have a completely skewed moral compass.
I mean, this is the crux of the situation you described in your post. Sure it leads to a messy script and a messy series, but at the base of it all there is the fact that the author thinks shitting on good people just for who they are (instead of what they do) and being an arrogant cunt are actually good traits to have.
I think all of us have a position or two on some moral issues that go against the general consensus, but someone who isn't a complete autist should at least realize the context you operate in. If you think fucking children is good, and you want to represent it as a good thing in your comic, you should at least operate by understanding that the rest of the world thinks the exact opposite. Yet modern american creators think EVERYONE thinks like them and would agree on them even on the most batshit worldview.

I don't know where this behavior stems from, yes California is an amoral shithole but not every creator is from or works from there.

>>150001396 (OP)
THIS IS REAL? Are things so bad that they're now lacked of capacity to create projects for the whole family/general audience as before and this moment they just look for an especific decade generation audencie?

>>150001493
Kingdom Hearts can't be adapted even if you trim the filler the franchise is so full of bad writing that it makes Sonic the Hedgehog look good. Sega tends to ignore whenever Sonic fumbles and omits bad media. Kingdom Hearts does the opposite it keeps introducing bad ideas like reviving dead character and time travel and then maintains the linear continuity so you're not allowed to forget how badly written this all is.

Kingdom Hearts would fail if adapted to Non Gaming. Many gamers ignore horrible writing if the gameplay is still decent enough. But in a movie or series the only thing left is the writing and its so terrible it gives Legend of Korra competition for how awful it is.

>>150001396 (OP)
House of Mouse 2

>>150004236
>Yet modern american creators think EVERYONE thinks like them and would agree on them even on the most batshit worldview.

This is actually wrong. They don't think that everyone thinks the same. They think that people who don't think that way are wrong, uneducated and lesser, and it is their burden to gospel the masses and lead them to the path of true enlightenment.

You know the term "white man's burden"? Well basically that, it is the white, upper middle class liberal's burden to educate you ignorant fool, and everyone else, like minorities, who are unfortunately not as smart as they are. Pease ignore the fact that these people are so mentally unwell that they get a panic attack ordering food on phone because they need to hold a conversation. Please also ignore the fact that they are the first to lock the doors driving through a lower middleclass neighbourhod. SURELY their political opinions and beliefs are very reasonable.

>>150003616
No, retard, you only think that because you're a retard. Disney wanted to change their demographics and they thought they could just bounce back and forth and nobody would fucking notice. Star Wars is the way it is because Kathleen is incompetent and she hates Lucas and Iger thought she would actually be competent. Literally everything she produced before she got Lucasfilm was because she was tied to a Spielberg project or someone else carried the project. She isn't a writer. She isn't a director. She isn't an ideas person. She is literally someone who drops a bit of money into a movie and gets a producer credit, while the REAL producers have to manage all aspects of the film.

This is a real quote by Spielberg about her:

She was horrible at taking notes... but what she did know how to do was interrupt somebody in midsentence. We'd be pitching ideas back and forth, and Kathy—who was supposed to be writing these ideas down—suddenly put her pencil down and would say something like, "And what if he didn't get the girl, but instead he got the dog?"

She was literally a fucking secretary who Spielberg was fucking and she ended up SOMEHOW being a producer. Spielberg made Amblin Entertainment with Frank Marshall to produce films and when she couldn't get Spielberg after he found that hot chick from Temple of Doom who do you think she ended up marrying?

>>150003538
Ok but that sister wars. Women don't go to Star Wars land, they go to Disney land.

>>150003543
Theme parks are the "Experiences" portion.

>>150003552
Merch is under Content Sales/Licensing and Other.

>>150004683
Also Direct-to-Consumer is the movie business and Linear Networks are TV business with ESPN/ABC.

Not sure where Disney+ belongs.

Low-ish fantasy sword and sorcery animated series about a pair of wandering adventurers, one who's more physical and uses a spear or arrows, and one who can do some magic and carries a knife for emergencies. They go to a new fantasy city with a new beautiful girl (or two) every few episodes. They fight corrupt authorities (guilds, magistrates, local governments), sketchy wizards, and the occasional monster but not too often - monsters should be rare and very dangerous. Usually they're around because a wizard got too big for his britches and summoned them, then lost control.

But yeah, they just wander around being bros and having adventures.

>>150001396 (OP)
>Set in The Void at The End of Time
>follows self-insert OC
>a pruned byproduct clone combining Wolverine with a super soldier serum
>follows character as he tries to survive The Void and protect some variants he meets and befriends
>first arc is simply finding a place to call home
>Makes doomed attempt at rescuing numerous pruned people but fails many times to save them
>Season 1 finale is the sudden appearance of not-Marvel buildings and people who have been pruned
>cliffhanger is a Star Destroyer crashing into a Baxter Building
I have no faith in current Disney/Marvel actually doing something cool with that place

>>150004647
Like CN City requiring citizens of interest first you'd need interesting attendants for viewers to watch the Mouse house, the article states there's a lack of that to begin with.

Unless you mean just continuing House of Mouse as it was, but that would be jarring considering the movies and shows aren't really in circulation. Funny(?) enough your idea would work fine had it been attempted before it got to this article, but hindsight is $20.20

>>150001396 (OP)
https://youtu.be/sVb0CLZ6_A0?si=JQz52e26pYdDqhXj

An adaptation of Mysterious Island by Jules Verne with suburb kids.
A group of middle school kids find themselves stranded with the only two adults being a teacher (female) and the coach (male) on an island with no access to modern technology except for brief periods of time where they are able to consult some vital information to get by.
They all come together and pitch in their individual skills they learned through their life mostly from their parents and similar to the book, the teacher guides them to manufacture essentials going all the way to producing gunpowder, nitroglycerin, and other compounds for their survival.

The show is a little more dry and less comical in the tone to that of 60s and 70s tv show dramas, even referencing Disney's David Crocket being a more realistic show portraying the dangers of the world by being educational in a mini series format.
Later on a fantasy element is added when other factions are introducing who mean to harm the survivors and ultimately the survivors have to fend themselves until they make contact with the outside world.

The most important aspect of the show is that it treats kids like adults capable of learning and taking responsibilities instead of having them whine all the time. This is a show about growing up and stepping up to the bat and the relation between children and their teachers.

>>150001396 (OP)
>squeaky clean politically correct corporation wants to gain the interest of young boys
lol
lmao
Unless you're willing to be at least a LITTLE bit sleazy and problematic, the boys will continue to not look in your direction.

Enjoy another decade of anime and manga running a train on western media.

>>150001396 (OP)
Rated R Muppet movie

>gather straight male turbo star wars nerds
>tell them to write some cool star wars story set 10000 years after the last slop

>>150001396 (OP)
Do not hire female writers. And if you must hire male gay writers, at least make sure they aren't bottoms.

>>150002186
I would prefer kids being shown harry potter but a mexican lesbian over giving that kind of garbage any more exposure

>>150001396 (OP)
Make the Western version of an ecchi series. Find a fetish artist and give them a million dollars to make a show that's juuuuust perverted enough to (legally) market to young adults. I nominate ToonBabifier.

>"okay team, it's time to research what boys like!"
>*opens book of boy interests*
>"oh no..."
>*starts flipping pages frantically*
>"oh no no no no no..."

>>150006204
>after
Just make Knights of the Old Republic 3 and the franchise would be saved.

Why can't they just look at what succeeds on YouTube kids and copy that?

>>150001396 (OP)
Just make a Fortnite cartoon and movie

>>150006239
Nah. Just make a Western Elf-san Wa Yaserarenai.

>>150003430
To be fair, Miles WAS good for the brand. He worked out really well.

>former hit man wants a peaceful life but he gets dragged back into the game because he was framed for something
>detective girl hunts him down but something doesn't add up and teams up with him to get to the truth
>LOTS of Gun-Fu moments, both of them are incredibly skilled and deadly, lots of mystery and detective work involved
>semi futuristic world

Idk Im just spitballing here, as a matter of fact is there a show similar to what I've described???

>>150006636
Nigger you belong in a padded room.

>>150001490
Give men dinosaurs with guns then put some trains and cool vehicles for good measure.
That's all any boy/man wants.

>Make an IP for boys
>"Why are you excluding girls you deplorable sexist pigs!"
Every time
They had Star Wars and Marvel.
All they had to do was not be completely retarded.
Instead
>The Force is Female
>The M-SHE-U
Nothing for a male demo is allowed to be made.
And even if it was and did numbers it would be immediately perverted by the shitlib collective just as is done with all the japanese IP adaptations made to appeal to the commifornian skittle squad.

>>150006682
I didn't say I liked him. But he made money. That's all the 'brand' is for.

>>150006636
I will believe Miles is good for the brand when he can carry his own Solo Media. If Venom can do it then Miles should be able to. As things are Miles is about as popular for the Spiderman brand as the black dude who wears the metal armor from Superman.

Come to think of it, Superman and Spiderman have something in common the more spider people and super people show up the more diluted the main protagonist becomes.

>>150001396 (OP)
My suggestion for Disney is to keep being anti male as usual.

And additionally to start making horrible media that fails with women as well such as Raya and the Last Dyke Who Destroyed The World. And to make said failure ideas cost MORE than Cameron's Avatar make the budget exaggerated so that it hurts Disney. And rebrand all the famous theme park attractions with failure Disney movies and increase prices further to hurt the theme parks.

And then after that go and poison Universal with the same methods to kill them as well.

>>150001396 (OP)
Some cartoon about a white kid, his female tomboy friend (Who secretly has a crush on him), his cool black friend and his dog going on cool adventures.

A fat young latina women with braces goes on a journey of discover and finds that, with a little help from your community, anything is possible.

>>150001396 (OP)
Metalocalypse but its a knock off avenger/jla team everyone thinks are evil overlords but they're just losers trying to microwave frozen burgers

>>150006953
Who was the first cartoon to do this anyway?

Kingdom Hearts with a less retarded plot could make bank between both genders

Gargoyles. Live Action. But with less “90s TMNT follow-the-leader” vibes.

>>150003188
Like destroying the economy, ruining America’s diplomatic relations, defying the courts, using the military to suppress dissidents, and pardoning over 1000 domestic terrorists?

>>150004659
>Iger thought she would actually be competent
Initially thinking she would be was one thing, keeping her on after she proved she wasn't is another. Sometimes I wonder whether he was really onboard with what she was doing to a brand he spent so much to acquire, or if she had pictures of him in a compromising position with a child or a dead hooker.

>>150007098
I should also mention liberal ideology attracts people who love hyperbole because emotional thinking is their default decision making apparatus.

>>150007162
>lalalala I can’t hear you!

K

>>150007045
>Kingdom Hearts with a less retarded plot could make bank between both genders

You are asking for the impossible. Nomura would never surrender control of his messy story.

And if Disney uses their rank as owners of Kingdom Hearts the only thing that will happen is Disney will hire shitty people like Seth Rogen doing Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers or some shitty feminist bitch like Kathleeen Kennedy to make a stereotypical Leftist Agenda shit show.

Basically no matter who is in control of Kingdom Hearts the result is same, failure. Kingdom Hearts has only gotten by on the nostalgia and goodwill of Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 for many years until the release of KH3. Now that said novelty has been satisfied Kingdom Hearts is a brand of diminishing returns and lots of old fans agree that the series is quite badly constructed and shoddy.

Expect Kingdom Hearts 4 to sell like trash especially because the story is still awful and they ran out of Disney Films worth a damn.

>>150007070
Would fail. Gargoyles was not a success for Disney not even when it was new and it was expensive to make.

And Disney is quite cheap now. They won't give the budget necessary to fully animate aliens in Lilo and Stitch which was a SUCCESSFUL brand. So what makes you think Disney will give a substantial budget to fully animate the Gargoyle characters a brand that isn't really successful?

>>150004659
>"And what if he didn't get the girl, but instead he got the dog?"

Given how shitty women are in real life I'm sure the dog is a better prize. To quote Johnny Depp in Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean...

"If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog!"

I sincerely hope women's voting habits and way of life makes them MISERABLE until they die.

>>150007137
Iger wants to ruin Lucasfilm. This is all intentional. If Kathleen Kennedy really was a problem she would have been assassinated a long time ago. And I mean her, her shitty husband, their friends, all quietly killed off by foreign hitmen or blackmailed and bribed. Iger WANTS Kathleen Kennedy to destroy everything about Lucasfilm.

Besides he already has his golden parachute. Right now he's just cruising collecting checks before he bails and enjoys retirement a very Rich Jew.

>>150001396 (OP)
Second Motorcity season

>>150007206
>I sincerely hope women's voting habits and way of life makes them MISERABLE until they die
Just legalize sologamy already.

>>150007247
Wow. That's....unheard of.

>>150001396 (OP)
Star Wars movie where your heroes are stormtroopers and Imperials. Ni sugarckating, show thrm killing rebels, believing in the Empire.
Ending scene is execution of rebels in front of a wall as Imperial march plays.

Also give the naughty vibes, show drugs, twi'lek blowing dudes under the tables of a cantina ect

>>150007098
I was going to go point by point why you're wrong, but I'm not.
I just want you to know I approve of most of the administrations current actions, [Spoiler] Excluding the Zionist Cucksucking of course [/Spoiler]

Talking animals have an adventure and the film doesn't champion any social causes that someone with a bluesky profile cares about. That's all it would take.

>>150001396 (OP)
Title: 10X

Decuplet brothers (like twins but ten times) solve cases in their school.

Disney should try tackle dark fantasy

>>150001396 (OP)
Just animate popular vidya (among us, FNAF) and make them be voiced by streamers like pyrocynical

>>150007098
Enough about Abraham Lincoln.

>>150001396 (OP)
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/124326058/#124333794
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/124326058/#124351138
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/124326058/#124351419

>YAVOR and the Samovila

In the quaint Balkan town of Sranjevo, Yavor a young schoolboy living with his single mother in a concrete block, dreams of becoming a Turbofolk superstar.
He practice accordion everyday to prepare to compete in the upcoming SRANJEVO FOLK FESTIVAL. Unfortunately his skills are still poor, he clearly won't be ready in time.

Old folks tell hum about the Samovilas, powerful female water spirits thar can make wishes come true. They are usually found at the source of rivers.

Yavor follows the town river until a cave in its source. There he finds DRINA (Mila Jovovich) the local Samovila.
Drina mourns over the lost of her only son, a lake killed by a dam built by humans.
In order to bound with her, Yavor pretend he is orphan and offer her to become her son once his wish is accomplished, living with her forever.

Drina agrees, she give him musical skills for the festival and follows him around using all bories of water (toilet, rain, sink, etc...).
Yavor think he outplayed her since she doesn't know he has a mother already.

Day of the festival. Yavor plays godly, in front of excited crowds, then a rainy storm comes and Drina tell she's taking him away.
Yavor says the deal is over because he has a mother.
Drina answers "Yet"

Yavor understand. His mother works as a cleaning woman. He know this day she has to clean the school swimling pool.
Yavor run to sage her before anything bad happen...

Want to know how it ends? Watch the movie.

>Basically the usual wish fullfilment Disney but with Kusturica and commieblock aesthetics.

>>150004236
See I don't think it has anything to do with moral compass. I think it has to do with internet psychology and how people talk online infected everything else. I can't quite articulate it, but the online bubbles, how people form ideas, has all become skewed by online communication. Quick 24/7 attempts at being whitty or noticed and not edited and thoughtful writing. I feel like so much of their experience exists in the momentary space of posting and not in thoughtful analysis and watching. They simply don't think things through because they've gotten used to posting without really thinking. It's like a filter or a switch has broken in their brains. And the psychological effects have been terrible for media. And anyway, who wants thought and thinking when posting a whatever you want in an escalating race to the bottom exists.

I've always been interested in how psychology changes with entertainment. A video store you rent a movie from a selection, if it's bad you watch it to get your money's worth, if it's good you watch it several times before returning. With streaming everything feels cheap, too much content yet all samey, don't give with something and you switch over, the expectations change. And expectations are massively linked to satisfaction. If everything is overhyped for marketing you either buy into a bubble or you feel like you've been short changed. And that's a problem, entertainment doesn't satisfy because psychologically you've changed. And complaining about entertainment has become entertainment because it gives a sense of community when the overhyped bubbles fail. So even if something is enjoyable to you, people will tell you it's shit and overrated. It's a miserable situation.

>>150006664
I like this so much actually

>>150001396 (OP)
so lemme get this straight, deesnuts had decided to pollute all big franchises with gay homo lgbt liberal pozzers, and now they are kinda realizing that white boys just prefer to watch far-right misogynistic youtubers? Color me surprised

>>150007688
Oh colonel, we are so fucked

>>150002838
Egh, non irnonically this would work.
Not even joking.

>>150001396 (OP)
A race of sentient gorillas at war with a legion of sentient robots

>>150001396 (OP)
Okay get this... Riders, on a mission...

>>150001726
>>150001396 (OP)
Just make more of star wars visions

>>150001396 (OP)
Want to appeal to boys? Want to not risk anything on a new IP, want to hit that nostalgia factor? Want to have easily sold merch just waiting to be gobbled up?
Make a Command and Conquer series.
For the second season make it about Red Alert.
Tie it together in the third season and tease Generals.

>>150001396 (OP)
westerns, but without the fruity shit.

The ONE TIME Disney asks for original content, you niggas just say "do this or that franchise".

Maybe people DON'T want original stories, if when given the option they just ask for somethign that already exists.

>>150001396 (OP)
A show about armored vehicles, planes, and ships with detailed backgrounds, history, and information about them. Basically what men are watching on YouTube daily anyway.

>>150010134
Nah, they're just schizos who think Disney has some guy at a computer lurking in threads to steal their ideas.
also, Disney 100% does not give a shit about risking capital on untested ips

>>150001396 (OP)
disney princesses in bikinis.
the truth is that disney execs already know what they have to do, but that would alienate women and liberals.

>>150006953
we could cut out a lot of animation by having the dog talk in ebonics and have a curly box fade

>>150007247
This picture is the most cuckiest thing I've ever see.

>>150007247
Further proof they don't want to be married, they just want the special day.

>>150001396 (OP)
Animated movie of the Bionicle Ignition series

>>150001396 (OP)
This is going to be schizophrenic but let's do it, making up all of these on the spot. I'm not a girl so I don't know what girls like. These are all aimed at the pre-teen 8-14 demogrphic.
>war cartoon where all the leads are high school boys fighting against an unstoppable evil force, each episode is a battle or war tactic. Like Saving Private Ryan or Apocalypse Now.
>cartoon about a delinquent, scrappy boy taking on mutant wrestlers in a series of death games in a Mad Max-esque wasteland. Like Hunger Games meets WWE.
>a mafia/crime cartoon about a decrepit, corrupt school/prison. We follow a scheming wannabe mafioso and his flunkies, and follow his attempts to topple the administration and take over the school. Like Goodfellas crossed with The Shawshank Redemption.

>>150001396 (OP)
The level one goblin of any rpg gets a future exosuit and laser gun through "unknown " means and proceeds to turned the dynamic upside down.

>>150010904
Why bring up a female audience when this thread is meant for content geared towards males?

>>150010134
>The ONE TIME Disney asks for original content, you niggas just say "do this or that franchise".
No one creative enough to make something good is dumb enough to give away all the rights to disney anymore. When George fucking Lucas gets his life work shat on who's going to waste a good idea on the mouse?

>>150011023
Oh kek, I just assumed that "pitch your show to Disney" meant pitch anything, I just took the OP image as a suggestion. I don't think most of Disney's recent "girl-centric" cartoons hit anyway: they aim for a very different demo than most of Disney's live-action sitcoms.

>>150001396 (OP)
Just make a 40k or a 40k inspired series like spaceking.

>>150007168
NTA but you just made up a strawman and proved that anon point (further), gj transsister.

>>150001396 (OP)
>Pitch your Show to Disney
The show idea I have is called "Pandering! Legend of the IP Killer"

There are two main characters:
K-Vin Feige: A complete Idiot who is in charge of the the Kingdom's mightiest army

K-Leen Kennedy: A narcissistic meddlesome bitch who inserts herself into everything.

The show follows these two, who end up destroying the magic kingdom they were charged to protect in the first episode. After that it is just episode after episode of them getting raeped in the ass and forced to eat copious amounts of their own shit.

>>150001396 (OP)
Just make a cool action adventure cartoon. Drop the shitty tween humor. No gay propaganda. Add a robot so you can sell figures. Let it be dramatic with real stakes and deaths.

One of Disney's biggest crutches is they wanna be family friendly so bad. Boys like violence. Our favorite games are about killing people. You can't want a TV-Y7 audience and also want to attract teenage boys, you need PG-13 at LEAST.

The should just copy shounen anime, but actually copy the fundamental ideas behind it, not just the surface level references like Akira Slides and all that bullshit.

>>150003993
Shit, man, Disney in the 00’s had Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. That was successful with boys. But we saw how things turned out the last time Disney approached THAT property.

>>150003134
Sorry. Too racist.

>>150009007
The aliens are coming

>>150007578
They already tried with Return to Oz and The Black Cauldron. Those movies didn't do too well but Return to Oz became a cult classic.

They just need to return to form.
Adapt existing stories. Translate young adult/coming-of-age fantasy novels and the like. Stuff like
-Percy Jackson novels
-Magician (Feist)
-Neverending Story
-Red Rising
-Earthsea
-Narnia
They have to get over themselves and accept that they will pay royalties. All their current writers are incompetent and and their original stories will bomb.

They also need to drop their modern animation style. It all just looks like the fucking Grubhub ad. Animation is reaching heights in popularity, but disney is shooting themselves in the foot with their retarded stylistic choices.

>>150006953
>tomboy
Way to out yourself an incel.

>>150007688
among us is already getting a tv show made by the same guy who made infinity train

>>150010358
Good. Alienate libtards and women.

Give us movies showing constantly women can be raoed and beaten, show them back their place, show that the weid time that started with the hippie shit in the 60s is over, were back to 1950s morals, beating your wife included

>>150012215
Not racist enough. We need studf that makes californians frooth at the mouth

>>150001396 (OP)
Make a Magical Girl Show but have it be an actual, straightforward magical girl show from start to finish.

>>150001396 (OP)
The whole point of them buying Marvel was because their fanbase was too female skewed. They'd manage to attract boys, but now they've completely undone it with their feminist bullshit.

>>150007045
>Kingdom Hearts with a less retarded plot could make bank between both genders
The plot works fine with just KH1, CoM, 2 and Days. It's the other shit that was added to prolong the story past its sell by date. 2 was the end.

>>150001396 (OP)
How about something like a boy adventurer in a library, entering each story to fight bad guys until he saves the princess. The wise old librarian is the mentor. A real cool old library.

>>150013605
He's an incel for typing out tomboy?

>>150001396 (OP)
It doesn't matter how cool or original of an IP they get if it's given to same talent-less hacks that ruined the other golden geese Disney already had.
The only way to be sure to have something dudes will like is collecting eccentric skilled CHUDS from the pits of autism across the internet that are outside the Hollywood bubble. Then locking said CHUDS in a production basement isolated from the rest of the industry.
You have to go full morlok on the crew of this project.

>>150001929
What kind of monsters?

>>150010134
Just don't make the show fucking gay and lame. It's that easy.

>>150014124
It will be filled with ugly fat girls you know it.

>>150014275
Who is this princess? If she's in one of the books, why does he need to go in all these other books?

>>150001396 (OP)
I’d just analyze what shonen jump is doing and bring that over to the west. Prioritize original stories and etc see what sticks.

When was the last time we had a Ben 10? Danny Phantom? Avatar? Etc. I think it might be too late but what do you anons think?

>>150003135
women go crazy if they don't pump out babies and stay in the kitchen
the only women that ever done something productive to society all had kids and were mothers/house wifes frist.

>>150001396 (OP)
Arcane but not woke where men are actually written like men and women like women and not the other way around like in the actual show.

>>150015006
He met the girl at the hospital. both their parents are sick. she went to the library and got lost in one of the books.

The boy needs to defeat the bad guys in each book to gain certain skills and tools. only then can he enter the final book and save the girl

Zoomers are more based than i thought, I always knew Disney adults were primarily millennials
They basically make zero shit that would appeal to a young male

>>150001396 (OP)
just a good action cartoon about a boy and his father being monster hunters.
He uses a long sword and light armor, while his father is like a viking with a long axe.
Basically witcher meets god of war set in a fantasy kingdom

>>150012996
Neverending Story is far from boys and gen-z. Thats more like very young and fits in woke Disney era.

>>150015784
>Neverending Story is far from boys and gen-z. Thats more like very young and fits in woke Disney era.
Let me guess...
You only watched the awful movie the author hated, right?

>>150015878
You mean the movie that only had the first half of the novel.

What about a traditional fantasy adventure with a male main character that grows and becomes a badass along the story and a pretty and cool female character as a love interest?

>>150015916
Yes, and with an ending that contradicts everything from the novel.

Everyone's talking about military shit. Gen Z men hate the united states military. Or any military. They are too based to want to be soldiers.

Make more shit like Amphibia and actually advertise it like it is instead of making it look like your standard dykeslop like owl house.

But they won't, because Disney hates Amphibia. Because if people knew how good it was, they would know Disney can choose to make good shit whenever they want. Disney doesn't want that, they want a shortcut. They want to cheat.

>>150015878
Yes, but thats the quintessence. What i read about the book, the rest is just like Narnia and fsales. Thats Disney main thing they did andnow still do and that never really appealed to the male demographics since the 80s. And the reason they bought Star Wars and Marvel.
I believe >>150012996 has no real clue and sounds more like he does the same as current Disney COs.
I mean Narmia? Earthsea? Just like Neverending!

>>150016029
>they hate military
They dont. Thats why videogames that go hard are militaristic and heavy weapon focused.
Amphibia is more like kids and girl stuff.

>>150015250
I'll give Disney this, they're smart enough to know kids don't want to see boomer ips.

>>150016059
If you only seen the movie then you know nothing.
Or do you know who or was Ygramul or Xayide was?
Some part's weren't possible to film with 80s tech but were absolutely stunning with today's tech.
Oh, and Bastian became a total power hungry gigachad, before losing everything and working his way back to the real world.
Instead of the movie's portrayal of him as an obnoxious brat.

>>150001396 (OP)

Snoop Dogg hated Lightyear and thought it was a lesbian movie:
>Snoop said that he took his preteen grandson to see the Disney flop Lightyear and was suddenly thrust into having to explain to the child how two women could have a baby.

>“I took my grandson to see, uh, what was the movie with uh Buzz Lightyear,” he told Fontenot. “Kiki Palmer is in that movie. She plays, like, the Daughter.” He then notes that the character Kiki played had two mothers.

>That was when his grandson became confused.

>“They, like, she had a baby with a woman. Why my grandson in the middle of the movie like ‘Papa Snoop? How she have a baby with a woman? She a woman,'” Snoop explained what his grandson asked.

>“Oh shit,” the rapper said. “I didn’t come in for this shit, I just came to watch the goddamn movie. Hey man, watch the movie. Uh-uh. ‘They just said she and she had a baby. They both women. How does she have a baby?'”

>“It threw me for a loop. I’m like what ever movie is this? These are kids that we have to show that at this age like that that part they’re going to ask questions,” he added. “They are going to ask, I don’t have an answer.”

>“I was just there to go to sleep and watch the movie. And they woke me up. I’m, Huh? ‘They just said that she and she had a baby. How? They both women.’ Oh, man. Damn. Here, eat this popcorn,” he concluded.

>>150016193
This is kind of cute.
"Papa Snoop" don't want to explain his grandson the birds, the bees, and the sperm donors.

>Story driven action cartoon
>art direction that isn't the overly smooth/round calarts bean-mouth or basic diet anime
>fight scenes that are animated like they came from a battle shounen
>Hot girls but NO shipping/romance drama
>video game to tie it into because boys don't really buy toys anymore
That's literally all they have to do. Why is it so hard for them? I remember being a kid and loving CN specifically because I could watch shows like Ben 10, Gen-Rex and SBT, see my favorite heroes beat up villains, and (at least in Ben 10's case) buy the toys and video games and experience it for myself.

The only time I ever went on Nick was to gawk at the sitcom girls, and the only time I went on Disney was to watch Phineas and Ferb

What Marvel Comics was like before Disney. Big raided out dudes in power fantasies, and all the women looked like bikini models and wore sexy outfits.

>>150001396 (OP)
I want a Disney adaptation of the Stepford Wives AND keep the actual finale. There is no Girl Boss Shit and women across the entire human species are successfully replaced by Android Women while Regular Women are systematically killed off as boys and men have enough of their shitty nature.

Afro Samurai but instead of a Samurai he's a Blacula swordsman and he has a girlfriend that's a cyborg that looks like an animated Haley Bennett. And the setting is a dystopian, retrofuture.

>>150001396 (OP)
I've been juggling an idea about a knight in a schizo-fantasy setting going on adventures and his love interest is a crazy witch whos obsessed with him. His master went missing so now his goal is to be the hero the land needs. I dont really have anything else confidently settled...

>>150016332
>schizo-fantasy
Elaborate. Something like Morrowind?

>>150016337
I guess? something like adventure time's land of oo or like a tabletop rpg like pathfinder. I basically want it to have a very dream-like pulpy quality.

>>150016289
No one wants shonenslop retard. Except for black guys. Millennial black guys.

>>150015250
When was the last show that actually targeted the teen demographic? Randy Cunham, Pen Zero?
The fumbled the bag hard, both of those shows are over a decade old.

>>150016440
White teenager boys don't like shonen anime?

>>150001396 (OP)
I go back to the roots and use the public domain for inspiration. I use Mickey, Minnie, Pete, and Oswald and make a JRPG game with them. Making Mickey Mouse an everyman who takes a job working as a shipmate for a Captain Pete, and both of them find themselves stranded on a fantasy island (with Pete going missing) and are introduced to Princess Minnie and her magic kingdom. Something evil happens, Mickey goes out to save the island, meets and befriends a warrior named Oswald, and together along with Minnie and Pete defeat the monstrous evil that is trying to destroy the magic kingdom.

>>150016525
Mickey Mouse universally seen as lame nowadays and not even Ruddish Mickey improved Mickey's image. Its over you rat, you got replaced by Mario and Sonic.

>>150003232
>>150003348
the weirdest thing is george 100% knew disney was going to fuck up the brand, but let it happen anyway because it would elevate how people feel about the prequel trilogy

>>150014028
What are you, some sort of racist?

>>150001396 (OP)
>Rouge the Bat and Cory Beck, Agents of G.U.N. (working title, obviously not final)
>she's a big titty birthing hipped furry who's 3'6" in heels
>he's an autistic coomer fucking mongoloid
>they're partners at a cool super secret agency doing cool high tech secret agent stuff
>"Chuck but even more autistic," as one Anon said last time I floated this concept

>>150016525
Jrpg is another word for being too lazy to create new ideas and too lazy even to make an actual video game. Jrpgs are basically visual novels.

>>150016172
Wikipedia and other fan wikis are enough. I looked it up and it just sounds like Narnia or fables Disney does. When i look Marvel or DC up, it sounds for Z-Gen males.
When your stuff summarized sounds lame, than it isnt really.

>>150016616
Then I can't interest you in the giant, shape-shifting, venomous, insect hive mind, whose bite will painfully kill you over the span of 1 hour or the seductive sorceress who can control anything "soulless"...?

>>150016059
You come off like a pretentious retard.
>>150016525
Kingdom Hearts has made Mickey Mouse kind of unusable. Autistic fan fiction tier
>>150016029
Action is still cool to boys. Kids are super edgy and joke around about ICE raids and other fucked up shit. If there was a funny tictok of the national guard in DC/Chicago it would become a meme.
>>150016193
This is how Disney rubs off on a lot of parents these days.

>>150016748
>Kingdom Hearts has made Mickey Mouse kind of unusable. Autistic fan fiction tier
You are a fucking coward.

>>150016748
I'm pretty sure Mickey Mouse can be used in more games besides Kingdom Hearts. Hell he was used for an animal crossing like game, a gotcha game as about 8 different characters, and even a new Illusions game along with Minnie, Donald, and Goofy! Fuck! Epic Mickey came back just this year! Your argument of Mickey being unusable in another game is flawed as fuck! At least the other guy had a valid critique about jrpgs in general, you're just a retard!

>>150016908
No one except "disney people" have heard of any of these. A game with Mickey in it will be niche at best. This is a direct result of the most popular mickey game being Kingdom Hearts.
A movie with Mickey Mouse in it would never make up the cost DIsney would use to make it. (Unless it was some genuinly funny ironic adult humor shit)

>>150014947
The only magical girl shows industry cucks know is Sailor Moon and Madoka Magica.

>>150001396 (OP)
They have the money and power to make that shred force show they scrapped

>>150017264
>>150001396 (OP)
I’m seriously calling it. Disney will buy the IP rights to dragon ball z or outright buy out shonen jump to IP farm. Disney probably won’t buy Hasbro because they see toys as less profitable.

>>150004236
>>150004659
It's a dechurching issue. No moral training = confused stories.

I'm not saying this would be fixed if we lived in the Imperium of Man or something, but the amount of damage edgy atheism did to the culture of 90s and 2000s is hard to overstate, and the kids of then are the writers of now.

>>150018608
>I’m seriously calling it. Disney will buy the IP rights to dragon ball z or outright buy out shonen jump to IP farm.
I can picture this but Disney wouldn’t learn theirs lesson with Star Wars and marvel. They would make Bulma the main character in a dragon ball z adaption. If Disney buys sailor moon. They would ruin it by casting fat and ugly women to be the sailor scouts.

>>150016525
They could do the Oz books but MGM movie has such strangle hold in American pop culture, it would be very hard to do it even with the Disney name.

Or they could another obscure fairy tale, like Donkeyskin or Bluebeard.

To give a bit of context on those tales. Donkeyskin is about tale about a king being recently widowed was told he would marry the most beautiful woman in the land. Which happens to be his daughter. The princess not too keen the idea of marrying her father, runs away.

Bluebeard, it's about woman who marries a noble who is the title character and finds out her husband is a bit of rather odd habit with his former wives.

>>150001396 (OP)
All the Star Wars stuff Kathleen Kennedy threw out. The stuff that catered to boys. Remember that?

>>150001493
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_23o8Dj524
>"And I'm Goofy!"
>"Well you sure are"
Golden.

>>150014267
The fact they added fucking time travel is what got me. We didn't need that shit.

>>150019109
Ah yes, Rachel Zegler, the fattest actress in Hollywood

did disney ever have a particularly big audience of teenage boys? maybe when marvel first started, but these days it feels like it's made for milennials, not for gen z/alpha.

>>150002802
Canadians are evil retarded niggers.

>>150019878
>Ah yes, Rachel Zegler, the fattest actress in Hollywood
>Post was about Hollywood having an ugly actress bias
Good job white knighting Rachel Zegler faggot.

>>150001396 (OP)
3 young boys ages 8, 12, and 15 (get all those demos in) live in the woods/forest wear just loin clothes, have long-ish shaggy hair, one has red hair. They get into fantasy shit, and non fantasy shit everything in the woods really. lots of thinking up ways to deal with a conflict, hunting, fishing, shooting they have guns because why not? They can to talk to animals and deal with animal conflicts. there's elves, gnomes etc. Show the boys as strong smart in their own ways none of that boys are stupid bullshit. Have them able to be fight but also use critical thinking and find ways to not have fighting be the only solution. Action, drama etc.

>>150019938
they bought marvel and star wars specifically to own properties that appeal to boys
and then immediately turned around and forced those things to become female focused
its like literal retards run the company

Young people just don't care about your boomer franchises, you lost them.

>>150021074
Do teenage boys even like those? I remember when I was 13 to 18 all me and my bros wanted to do was engage with LE ADULT MEDIA. We played GTA, watched South Park, loved Tarantino and other R-rated violent movies with lots of swearing, etc. To me, it feels like teen boy media doesn't actually exist. Like with Pokemon, there's this gap where kids love it until they get into junior high, then it becomes cringe, and then they return to it in college. A lot of media is like that. Teenage boys are either retards, precocious, or fucking nerds.

>>150020948
that sounds really neat and whimsical.

>>150001396 (OP)
>buys IPs that are geared towards male audience, to hopefully gain male audience
>put feminist cunts in charge of those IPs
>they drive those IPs to shit
>few years later
>no male audience found
You had ONE fucking job, Disney cunts

>>150014639
>What kind of monsters?
All of them, though there is a twist: Monsters are created, when a mortal makes a deal with a demon. The monster in question depends on the desire of the mortal, and the pact. The demon Imbues the mortal with it's power, and feeds upon the suffering they cause to become even more powerful.

>You want to be immortal? Okay, you become a vampire, now you can extend your life by stealing someone else's.
>You don't want to be alone anymore? Congratulations, you are now a Swarm-that-walks, there is thousands of you.
>You wish you weren't so shy, and you want to be able to express your true inner self? Congratulations, you are now a werewolf, and your most basic, uncontrollable animalistic instincts that everyone has will break out once every month.

What are the demons? Basically, if you die, there are several possible outcomes for you:
>You move on to the next world.
>You love someone dearly and aren't able to move on, you become a temoral guardian spirit to that person, until they die too and you move on together.
>You have been greatly wronged in life, and you want revenge. You become a vengeful spirit.
Or, and this is the important one:
>You were an irredeemable evil piece of shit in life, and when you die, instead of moving on, you just want to hurt even more people, you want to cause even more suffering from beyong the grave for no oher reason than your own entertainment. That is how you become a demon, an entity that only exist to cause suffering and death. There are no goood demons. None. Their Ultimate goal is to become powerful enough to materialize a physical body once again, so they can go back on hrting people themselves, instead of using monsters to do so.

>>150007578
>dark fantasy

but enough about minority and gay protagonists.

>>150016748
>Kingdom Hearts has made Mickey Mouse kind of unusable. Autistic fan fiction tier

How has Kingdom Hearts made Mickey Mouse unusable? Mickey doesn't do anything in Kingdom Hearts by sheer majority. Mickey only shows up in KH games to show you that he exists he's a glorified cameo he doesn't do anything centrally important. Even Donald got to kill Terranort and he did it without a special fan fiction keyblade weapon.

But on the note of Mickey Mouse and fan fiction. Mickey Mouse has always been this way before Kingdom Hearts existed. Mickey's debut in Steamboat Willie is a blatant parody of a Buster Keaton movie. And if that's not enough you got examples like Mickey and his friends inserting themselves in famous stories like Prince and Pauper or Jack and the Beanstalk and making the story about themselves as if they are the intended characters from said famous stories. And then you have other fan fiction media such as House of Mouse which was made BEFORE Kingdom Hearts.

So this whole blaming Kingdom Hearts for fan fiction reasons? Go to Hell and learn your Disney Mickey history.

>>150016908
>and even a new Illusions game along with Minnie, Donald, and Goofy! Fuck! Epic Mickey came back just this year!

About these points. Mickey Mouse can't sell a game because people do NOT like Mickey. That's why Epic Mickey failed as a project. And when they remastered Epic Mickey? That failed again. Goes to show that people really don't like Mickey himself. If Mickey ever had popularity it expired many years ago.

And about the new illusion game I remember the nostalgic adults who liked the old illusion games being angry with the art style because it was ugly. The fact that they couldn't even bothered to make the sprites look as good as the Ducktales remake sprites made people not bother with the new illusion game.

>>150018971
You need to embrace said damage and make it worse so that the collapse happens even sooner. Since we have no choice to actually fix thing up from within the system the solution is to accelerate the eventual collapse of the system. Only after collapse do you have some freedom to construct anything.

And we need to document WHY these horrible ideas are indeed horrible.

>>150019799
I can't get over how American Artists always give characters hideous noses. I would never watch this on principle because I hate the art style. I expect the characters to look like Nomura's hand drawn designs not this.

>>150019857
What ruined Kingdom Hearts for me is...

Making a bloated cast of characters who I don't care about
Some of these characters are semi clones of major characters
Time travel
Reviving dead characters making death meaningless

And if I'm understanding the current story arc maybe even multiverse shenanigans are going to happen in Kingdom Hearts 4.

>>150019938
What annoys me about Loser Millennials is they are the last generation to grow up on decent entertainment even good anime and yet these are the LOSERS who make shit like Steven Tranny Dyke Universe or Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel.

>>150019799
It's already all there.
Recognizable, likeable characters Disney has complete or partial rights to.
The KH scenarios Disney could stretch out and redo after evaluating reception from the games.
The KH games pre-existing so an animated audience can be enticed to try out a game and those who mostly play games can be enticed to watch a show.
The manga they could republish in full color since kids love manga now.
Toys, plushies and Halloween costumes to sell.

Apparently according to Wikipedia though they want to make a movie instead, which is a terrible decision to try and condense KH into a ~2 hour blitzkrieg of references instead of a controlled burn.
But that's perfectly in line with current Disney decision making.

>>150021074
You can't forget the following problem Americans have always been castrated losers. For crying out loud even back in the good old days Americans made media like GI Joe a show about American Soldiers fighting terrorists but you're NOT allowed to show violence or kill the terrorists.

Americans have always been WUSSES. It's got nothing to do with Disney and all to do with Americans always being pussies. It's funny but winning World War II didn't make the culture of America more macho it made them bigger pussies. As the old saying goes Victory Killed You.

>>150021488
40 keks

>>150001396 (OP)
>low stakes comedy set in The Future
>backstory:
>after class lets out, a third grade boy stays behind to tells his robot teacher-a cute 4'something" ASIMO-ish robot with a silicone rubber covered mouth area and a wig (yes, her design is based on the workers in Murder Drones)-that he thinks she's really nice and really smart and really pretty and that he wants to marry her when he grows up
>his teacher is flattered, but rather than explain to him why that can't happen just tells him to find a human girl his age
>he swallows his sadness and moves on
>fast forward ten years: the boy, now a man, has just become a certified robot mechanic
>he hears his old school is selling off outdated equipment and, out of morbid curiosity, goes over to look
>his fears are confirmed: his teacher, an old model surpassed by newer models in her line, is inert and up for sale at scrap metal prices
>(at some point around here we learn that the reason robots are still classified as appliances and prohibited from legal personhood is that that way the AIs who everyone knows are de facto calling the shots at the megacorps that created them don't have to deal with legal liability for their actions and human board members take the fall instead)
>desperate to save her from being scrapped, he shells out the money and takes her home
>upon being switched back on, his former teacher is initially unsure of who she's with now, but then realizes her former student is the reason she's alive to have a retirement
>they start bonding with each other
>fast forward another three years, to the present day of the show: the mechanic and his former teacher are living together, sleeping in the same bed, and having slice of life comedy stories together
>meanwhile, by having a cute tiny robot female lead who's fortysomething-fiftysomething years her human common law husband's senior, I am indoctrinating the boys in the audience into hag appreciators (and robotfuckers)
>all hail the Necromatriarchy

>>150003363
I love that Dune is a more popular frame of reference again. It always was but those pretty good movies have pushed it center stage and it tickles me a bit.
>>150001396 (OP)
make a fucking Heavy Metal movie. Obtain the brand or don't but boys want cleavage and violence and swearing. It's so obvious that it baffles me that it isn't understood.

>>150007247
Sargon won.

>>150002186
They ruined that chance already, shot themselves in the foot.

I think its too late. GenZ already associate Disney (and basically every western studio) with fag shit or girly shit. Some are chuds who also associate it with nigger shit. They don't want anything to do with that.
So they either watch youtube stuff, ancient DVD rips of the LOTR complete editions, or anime (or maybe all three).

It's too late. Focus on Gen A.

>>150015250
>>150016099
Wrong
https://www.songofthesouth.net/community/fanart/heatherlittle.html

>>150007247
Look at that arm. She's gotten so fat.

>>150001396 (OP)
How about a new star wars trilogy?

>Decanonize and cancel all current star wars media produced by disney
>Forbid JJ abrams, ryan johnson and all other names associated with the previous trilogy, to have anything to do with anything star wars anymore
>Make the Main Character a Sith trying to restore the Empire
>He must be bear the title of Darth
>He can be Luke's son or long lost son
>Make the New Republic the antagonists
>Show just how badly the rebellion fucked up the galaxy and why Darth MC is trying to restore the empire
>Show how the rebellion was started by a bunch of selfish elites who rebelled because their privileges were taken away by Palpatine
>Have Darth MC duel Luke in all three movies, barely winning the third and final time
>But killing Luke is not Darth MC's true goal
>Ending the republic is
>Make the main villain a kathleen kennedy analog
>Make her be a political schemer who attempts to become the new palpatine
>But she doesn't have the smarts nor the force
>All her power is from blackmail
>Make her as toxic as holdo was in episode 8
>Make the audience hate her and want her dead
>Have Darth MC confront her in the end. She pulls out a lightsaber but doesn't have the force. So Darth MC just brutally execute her by slicing her in half.
>Make the audience cheer at her death
>In the End; Crown Darth MC as the New Emperor
>Give Darth MC a hot girlfriend
>She can be a Sith too
>give her a pink lightsaber
>have them slaughter the remnants of the jedi order together in the final movie
>Darth MC should also have a master
>A wise old sith scholar who is force sensitive, but completely incapable of wielding it, so he studies it extensively
>have him be kidnapped and executed by the new republic for being a Sith
>Darth MC should have allies that align with him politically and hate the new republic too
>In the end have the New Empire publicly execute all treasonous elites
>End the final movie with a new era of galactic peace setting across the galaxy

>>150016593
Oh yes. Universal got the world of Nintendo, time for Disney World/Land to get Sonic Adventure!

>>150024500
I have 3 ideas for sonic attractions

Metallic Mountain
>Tower of Terror system (Finally giving the tower system it's mountain status) themed to an amalgam of (mainly) Wacky Workbench, Metallic Madness and Gimmick Mountain. Using the projection tech from M&MRR, we could simulate the Time Travel action of Sonic CD as the building transforms while you bounce.
It would fit well in a Discoveryland/Videopolis area, complementing classic sonic's art direction.

>>150024598
Speed Highway
>Not unlike Rock n' Rollercoaster, The attraction takes you on a simple adaptation of Speed Highway Zone. You enter from the Station Square Courtyard and pass by rooms of people who live there (easter eggs and references will be everywhere). see figurines of the sa1 cast doing things as you zoom past buildings and spotlights. You then get a lift to the tallest point, leading you outside near the attraction entrance. To simulate Act 2, You drop 90 degrees and below the ground (to simulate a longer drop with flipped helicopters) and finish back at the station.
This would fit in Hollywood studios fine, maybe next to a Toontown expansion perhaps?

>>150024492
You actually wrote something worse than the Sequels. HOW THE FUCK did you manage to do it?

>>150024714
This one is my first concept so it doesn't have a lot going for it or a concrete idea.
Blech, actually it feels like a modern Disney attraction.
>A launch coaster, but the queue starts in a forested area, but you enter an inconspicuous building which is actually a CAPSULE!!! and are taken away by Eggman. using the same trick that Rise of the Resistance used, you exit the same door you came out of in a Chemical Plant Expy building. You queue some more, noticing things are currently being dismantled and are then strapped into your 'test carts' as you are taken towards facilities. However, sonic and tails are here to bust you out and the building is set to self destruct. As expected you blast your way outside of the building, coasting on the familiar terrain and loops, free as you are then released from your carts at the unload station.
Theoretically this could be anywhere, But now that I think about it, I'll try to work the Capsule thing into Metallic Mountain, since there'd be little reason to voluntarily go there without the expo framing.
>I had originally intended to have it be in a new Tomorrowland where Eggman is using the Expo as a cover up for his time travel shenanigans, tricking guests that they're entering a demonstration for the advancement in time travel.

>>150024598
>>150024714
>>150024903
Sorry for my sperg out, Just had these ideas I wanted to get out.
Here's a shitty doodle I made a while ago.
If the thread stays up I could probably make a concept sketch of Metallic Mountain.

>>150001396 (OP)
It's a show about a news production crew that alienates its audience with half truths, race baiting and emotional appeals.

it starts as a parody and then people start getting murdered

>>150001396 (OP)
I love all the bad actors who responded to this article who said "just make good stuff, no need to focus on males specifically." It just shows how out of touch a lot of people are, and how this actually became a problem in the first place.

>>150021182
That's why you make a show that grows with them.
I hate going into fucking anime but the jump from DB to DBZ was huge, part of the appeal it got was seeing the hero mature and still kick everyone's ass.

I don't think any western franchise has done anything similar other than Ben 10 and even then it got hit with reboots after building mythos a continuity and a possible future people loved.

Reboots and alternate realities are the reason no one cares about a franchise long term anymore.

>>150001929
I see Dandadan too.

>>150024194
>brings up an image from fucking 2004 as an argument
Unc you've got dementia

>>150003651
It really sounds .. ..good,
Like something about jewtube influencer but with tons of production.

>>150001396 (OP)
>Buy boy brands
>forcibly turn them into girl brands
I want to say they are the most retarded entertainment company ever but WB exist
The entertainment collapse for when zoomers/alpha shift into being the predominant demographic is gonna be brutal

What about pokemon, but instead of fighting each other with pokemon, they fight each other with personal attack video essays on YouTube

>>150025281
>Dandadan
What? How?
The inspiration was actually Ben 10, Ghostbusters, Earthbound and Gravity Falls. What?

>>150025307
More like 2004 is super recent to me because I was born that decade lol
Here's a more recent picture.

>>150001396 (OP)
Post-apocalyptic series starring a guy raised by wild animals and his encounters with other people of the world, good or bad
It's got violence and blood and there's a tournament arc at some point

>>150014442
this. thats why people lost their minds over the warhammer shorts and space king. those two are the last vestiges of old school dork den autism at work nowadays.

>>150001396 (OP)
You know what, I'll bite. You know about that cancelled movie, "Wild Life"? Rework it into a Zootopia movie.

>>150001396 (OP)
Why are they now desperate?
Aren't those jerkbags have enough of their shenanigans?

You ever watch those Disney park walkthroughs and count how many people are there without kids?

>>150001396 (OP)
>Buy perfect material for an universe for every demographics
>does nothing with it and buy 8nstead Star Wars and Marvel
Why dont they try to adapt the Crossgen Universe?

>>150025726
Space King is Good.

>>150027468
Why couldn't they just die already. I hate them so much.

What’s the best action sequence Disney has done?

>>150001396 (OP)
>kpop demon hunters shows that teenage girls will eat up anything that has a pretty male lead and a pretty girl to self insert as
>"Let's pander to the demographic that (rightfully) hates us instead"

>>150025378
You can see how out of touch are writers if they put "kid streamers" in any media. They ignore that real-life streamers are 45-years-old dudes with need pay the bills.
I mean, in any cartoon, you should always take any kind of scene of streaming with a giant grain of salt anyway.

>>150021284
thank you

>>150030412
We thinking about that now?

>>150028874
Who?

bump

>>150001396 (OP)
Don't want to sound like cringelord Razorfist over here, but adapting more pulp heroes into traditionally animated movies could be interesting. Basically, do what they already did with Tarzan. But lean more into the action/adventure side of things, like they did with Atlantis, Treasure Planet, etc. Characters like The Shadow, Doc Savage, Buck Rogers, will eventually fall into the public domain in just a couple of years anyway. They'll be up for grabs.
A proper Disney's Tarzan sequel that isn't afraid to embrace the "pulpy adventure" side of the character could be really fun, if they have the stones to actually pull it off (no turbocucking to "today's sensibilities").
Would've always loved to see a proper, no-holds-bar adaptation of The Life & Times of Uncle Scrooge, but Disney has a hateboner against Don Rosa for some reason. Probably for the best, they'd probably fuck it all up with Ducktales-washing and piss me off.
Let the people that made the new Porky/Daffy movie have a go with making a proper feature-lenght Mickey movie.
Give Genndy a big ol' bag of cash and have him do the animated action movie of his dreams.

Gritty Iron Man mini series to reboot the MCU with where a young and fresh Tony Stark is a struggling alcoholic battling the military industrial complex - if DC is going heckin wholesome Marvel should steal the Snyder niche and do a complete 180°

Also have him be partially responsible for the creation of the Hulk by financing and participating in research into the super soldier serum with Bruce Banner just start this shit over from scratch

>>150025145
I mean that's all they have to do really. Things that aren't specifically for one gender do pretty well.

>>150001726
That still gets me, Disney did the fucking OT with Pirates. How the fuck could they mess up actual Star Wars?

>>150030412
Can't think of it yet.

>>150001396 (OP)
>win back
>back
When the fuck did Disney have boys to begin with? Sure, they had shows that appealed to boys 40 years ago with Darkwing Duck, Ducktales and Rescue Rangers. But Disney was always mainly either for girls or for families when it came to franchises. Closest enduring thing they had "for boys" was that era of unfunny sitcoms staring hot girls, and that wasn't for boys, that was for horny pervert producers, and girls (officially).

Boys like hot girls, violence, exotic adventure, and conservative morality (objective good defeating objective evil, people sacrificing and earning what they deserve). Disney doesn't do any of that. According to them
>having hot girls is sexist
>violence is bad
>exotic means racist
>conservative morality is evil
I don't think it's possible for them to capture the male demographic unless they replace everyone at the company first.

>>150030412
>>150037169
They've already been mentioned as suggestions, Treasure Planet and Tarzan were when they were trying to use 2D and 3D well together especially for chaotic but choreographed panoramic chase scenes.

Most of the stuff in the Incredibles with the Omnidroid and the Parrs vs the guards is good, but technically that's Disney by way of Pixar.

>>150003255
Kathleen was a competent producer for a long time, she got Jurassic Park the hype it deserved, for instance, and she ran Lucasfilm de-facto even before the buyout. I think she just had interests against Bob Iger's in a way: where he wanted Star Wars to get more boys into Disney, she wanted to get Disney's girls into Star Wars: hence trying to replicate Disney Princess archetypes in SW.

>>150016440
Fuck off faggot.

>>150001396 (OP)
No more SW prequels, make a cartoon post ep IX. Something something, bounty hunters.
>>150002716
Yeah
>>150003025
Conan is on the public domain in 2 years, no sense to buy that IP.

>>150003135
For them politics is a religion, they the jihadist of woke. There is no power on this world that can convince a wokey they are wrong.

>>150005077
True. They can try as hard as posdible but they lost gen Z men forever.

>>150003097
Why

>>150037506
Nothing about their 80s and 90s lineup leaned girls. And their aninated movies were very popular with boys during the reniseance.

>>150001396 (OP)
Johnny Bravo but its Gaston after Beauty and the Beast. He sirbived his fall but all ghe villagers see him as a joke now after the events of the movie. Hes still obsessed with getting bell back.

>>150016559
No, he expected a corporate take on Star Wars (and partially hoped that Disney was too prudish to take risks and make a mess, plus had enough cash to throw into SW products), but his horror after seeing TFA and it making a billion was real.

>>150037797
Disney leaned girls ever since Snow White. Princesses are their cash cow. Both in theaters and in merch. And even their 40 year old lineup was neutral, not boy-focused.

>>150037640
abstractly, hers was probably the better idea anyway. it's very hard to sell boys on the kind of highly targeted, specific production disney cartoons tend to be without reinventing the wheel and doubling costs and output, but you can get girls and women to watch adventures and space opera in a number of ways that don't require doing much to the format. what mattered was execution, and disney has been mired in its metacommentary reaction era for too long.

>>150037506
>conservative morality = value judgements, self-sacrifice and equity
could you try not to be a fucking retard for five seconds

>>150037506
>When the fuck did Disney have boys to begin with?
Pirates and Tron Legacy were probably the closest for pre-Marvel/Star Wars

>>150039732
Does someone have the Spielberg quote about her not being able to take notes worth a damn and keeping chiming in with retarded ideas?

>>150035834
I approve.

>>150001396 (OP)
Buy the Shadowrun IP for, like, a dollar.
Make an antholgy show about different types of runners (loud and violent, covert spies, middle of the road, etc.) doing various types of runs (high magic, standard infiltration, smuggling, something that ends in a car chase, fighting sewer mutants, going to space).
The end of the season shows how all runs were part of a larger plan.
Then, in between seasons, you find out what people actually liked and do more of that.

>>150007709
Oh hey Razorfist, how's that 2nd volume coming along?
>>150039809
>>150004659
Learn to CTRL+F, Anon.

Retcon Ralph Breaks the Internet out of existence and create a movie featuring Ralph and the gang in Console world and put as many vidya franchises zoomers love in it as possible. Things like Hollow Knight, Elden Ring, Genshin, whatever.
There, that's a start.

>>150039771
1) Progressives are obsessed with grey morality: every villain is just a poor guy down on his luck trying to feed himself, every lawman trying to bring him in is a violent fascist. Boys don't want that, they want a clear good guy they can root for and a bad guy they can love to hate.
2) A man sacrificing himself for his country is seen as chauvinist propaganda. Boys love stories about heroes risking their lives in battles. A woman sacrificing her own ambitions by being a support to a man is seen as misogynist. Boys love supporting female characters and hate bitchy girl power character who one-up the male hero all the time.
3) You looking at what I wrote and getting "equity" from that shows that you've been brainwashed. Equity means everyone having an equal share regardless of their contribution. It' literally means wanting something you didn't earn and so logically don't deserve. What men and boys want is receiving a reward proportional to the amount and quality of their labor. Not your communist bullshit. In show terms, they want the hero who played the key role in defeating the evil warlord to receive the princess and a half of the kingdom, not just some gold like every other soldier.

>>150003299
No Iger was in charge when they purchase Marvel and Star Wars. Its all Iger's fault because he was very IP focused and thus shifted Disney from a company that creates to a company that re-iterates. Marvel and Star Wars were purchased because they lacked strong male IPs and Iger felt buying already established ones would be the best bet. For Marvel this worked out fine because Feige fought against the committee approach and eventually got his way but Disney Wars embraced the committee and that mentality was front and center while building the sequel trilogy and its related media. Right down to creating gaps in the stories for novels, comics, and spin-offs to fill in like Threepio's red arm or all the stuff that happened to Luke, Leia, and Han between films. They also put JJ in charge of the first movie without keeping his mysterybox bullshit in check and since prequel trilogy hate was in vogue at the time they did everything to distance themselves from that style. This is why Star Wars fell apart so quickly. Also the brand was purchased to build Disney's male-audience but then tried to branch out and collect fans from other demographics.

>>150004647
>>150004832
I would definitely want this to happen. To the point that I would forgive them all of their deliberately mistake.

redo john carter and the lone ranger, but take it seriously this time

they need to do more of those mickey mouse shorts they did with mercury filmworks

>>150041598
>but take it seriously this time
What did they do last time?

>>150007273
>Impfags

>>150035834
>will eventually fall into the public domain in just a couple of years anyway. They'll be up for grabs.

No they aren't because they will become trademark traps. This is what happened to Tarzan. And Disney wants nothing with a trademark lawsuit.

All these old characters will become trademark lawsuit traps. That's the world we are living in and frankly Disney played a HUGE role in making this Hellish situation happen. Its karma that their old tactic of using public domain material will no longer work because trademarks will always give Disney trouble. And they deserve it.

Sadly for those who are fans of these old characters they will become doomed to obscurity so long as their shitty estates pull the trademark trap. I try to be positive about all this, I don't want anyone from the Modern Era touching famous characters like Zorro or Tarzan. Today's Shitty Women and S o y Boys need to be rendered unemployed and left starving on the streets for their shitty mentalities. After all its these subhumans who created shit like Steven Universe and I can't believe that disgusting shit is making a return with a new series. Millennials truly are a Shit Generation.

>>150042843
Honestly, as long as trademark traps limit the amount of abject slop horror movie directors can make out of public domain stuff I'm fine with it.

>>150035834
>Let the people that made the new Porky/Daffy movie have a go with making a proper feature-lenght Mickey movie.

Mickey can't carry a theatrical movie. He's way too boring. Audiences don't actually care about Mickey.

Look you want to know what will be Mickey's theatrical movie debut? When he's public domain and becomes a villain that will be killed off in Shrek or Puss in Boots.

>>150042884
They don't need to wait to do that, they can do that right now. Parody is fair use.

>>150042880
Trademarks can't stop abject slop horror as you mentioned. Trademarks are to stop genuine attempts to adapt a public domain character. Horror is allowed because its seen as exaggerated parody. Come to think of it the horror movie You're A Mean One used the Grinch even though his copyright as a character is still active. And the reason the copyright didn't lead to a lawsuit is again this was seen as a parody.

When you do blatant exaggerated adaptations of things companies will allow it. It's when you try to be sincere and respectful with the characters that's how you end up with a lawsuit.

>>150042908
You're right but its still safer to wait until that Color Mickey design is copyright free to liberally use him as a punching bag and brutally kill him off. We are going to see a lot of that in the next decade. Especially if Disney continues being heinous.

That said my most favorite parody use of Mickey Mouse is the demon monster you can kill in Shin Megami Tensei. There's a literal demon you can kill who looks like Mickey Mouse and a separate one like Donald Duck. Those crazy Japs from Atlus really had the nerve to make that.

>>150037506
The funny thing is the closest thing to Disney delivering these things is Kingdom Hearts. Oh sure its violence is "censored" but it doesn't change the reality Sora is Disney's most bloodthirsty hero. That little boy is a huge sadist who kills villains and when they come back to life he will happily kill them a second or third time until they refuse to revive.

Knowing Disney they will fuck that up soon. I really wish that Square Enix would buy Sora and the original characters AWAY from Disney. Its better to keep the characters away from the shitty mouse.

>>150037797
Got to be blunt I don't like the Disney Renaissance very much. Aladdin was fine but Hercules was lame infantile manchild shit. I would sooner watch the Sorbo Hercules series running during that decade than Disney's bastardization. And Lion King is lame, a lion who does NOT eat meat because he eats bugs Simba is a lame lion.

And I always hated Mulan because I hated that stupid Girl Power song Make A Man Out Of You. You can't make a woman a man and by now with all the tranny shit? Really fucking hate anything that is tangibly related to the feminist movement that Disney openly embraced.

>>150039785
The problem with Tron is that Tron has ALWAYS been niche. Its amusing but the most successful Tron Like concept is Amazing Digital Circus made by a shitty tranny. Disney's Tron however has always been a small cult following thing.

As for Pirates of the Caribbean, I think that while the movies are alright with each new one the Feminism bullshit kept increasing. I never liked the character of Elizabeth because I saw her as an annoying Feminist Mary Sue.

>>150037737
>Conan is on the public domain in 2 years, no sense to buy that IP.

Trademarks dude.

And got to be direct about this one, if I see any studio who works with Disney making a Conan movie I will NOT buy it on principle. I don't support ANYONE who affiliates with the Effeminate Mouse.

>>150038033
>but his horror after seeing TFA and it making a billion was real.

The Force Awakens made a billion because the brand was still riding that goodwill. When Lucas sold out to Disney Star Wars was still enjoying fairly good faith by the fans. Now that the novelty is over the Star Wars brand has finally started to rot.

The only thing that disappoints me is how LONG it took for stupid humans to realize that Disney bastardized the franchise. Hey idiots it took you so long to figure it out that Disney ALREADY GOT YOUR MONEY! Nice going you fucking idiots.

Even if Disney is struggling now with Star Wars they enjoyed a nice number of years loving a rich healthy box office.

>>150040124
You want to improve the Wreck it Ralph brand KILL OFF Vanellope and have the characters say "She was shit anyway!" That horrible character ruined the first movie for me. I hate Sarah Silverman and I hope she dies a painful death.

Wreck it Ralph was ruined by Vanellope such a shit character.

>>150040403
>2) A man sacrificing himself for his country is seen as chauvinist propaganda.

It is. There is nothing noble about sacrificing yourself for a shitty government that obviously is sending you to your death. And the government's treatment of Vietnam and Iraq vets are eternal reminders of real history of how evil the government is.

I reject any media that is about defending the government its why I hate trash like American Dad and I don't care if its a parody the main character is garbage who does many crimes like when he mutilated his daughter's face saying he was making it better.

>>150039732
>it's very hard to sell boys on the kind of highly targeted, specific production disney cartoons tend to be without reinventing the wheel and doubling costs and output
>but you can get girls and women to watch adventures and space opera in a number of ways that don't require doing much to the format
Both COMPLETELY wrong. I get the feeling you've never met any actual young boys or girls.

>>150003525
Iger was banking on China being the US's new best friend like everyone suspected 15 years ago and whored himself out to them pushing for Shanghai Disney hoping that by being pals with the CCP he'd be able to launch a political career off of it. Then it turned out Xi sucker punched everyone and had no interest in being a US Vassal state, so everything Iger put into China was worthless and his political career was DOA

>>150021090
Then screw them. They don't have money anyway. Focus on the manchild audience. They actually will buy shit if you appeal to them

Hey, bob I got this fucking good idea that's going to wow you okay hear out. Let gets Dan Povenmire and Jeff Swampy Marsh (The Phineas and Ferb Guys) to do an adult animated cartoon for Hulu for Teenagers. it doesn't have to be like that shitty Phineas and Ferb parody when there 24 years old doing a weed shack, make it original and make be like Meep me at St Louie, and let Doofenshmirtz say fuck it will be like Povenmire is back with Family Guy crew again give $3000 usd

>>150001396 (OP)
>guy with a sword and armor
>goes on adventures
>???
>Happy end

Ok, I've got it

>>150021439
>you are now a Swarm-that-walks, there is thousands of you.
does he also fill burned elf girl's belly with bug eggs??

>>150042884
>Mickey can't carry a theatrical movie. He's way too boring. Audiences don't actually care about Mickey.
You're thinking about the squeaky-clean, corporate mascot Mickey.
Go and watch his old 1930s shorts, it has alot of fun slapstick physical comedy. Ub Iwerks was a genius.
Also, read Gottfredson's comic strips. They tell alot of fun adventures. Stories like The Sky Island, Pirate Submarine, Mickey Outwits the Phantom Blot, could be perfect for animated movie adaptations (if done well obviously).

>>150001396 (OP)
For Disney, in an alternate universe where they weren't ran by retards
Star Wars is dead like zoomers grew up with the awful Sequel trilogy so the brand probably aged out with people just not caring not as bad as Indiana Jones but still a KOTOR adaptation would be nice
also think they should bring back Marvel anime and remain hands off, I've always thought Guardians of the Galaxy could work with a vibe similar to Space Dandy and Outlaw Star

>zoomers will save us from Disney because they are broke and dont care about the slop theyve been shitting out
Thank God, Disney might die in my lifetime for real this time

>>150001396 (OP)
Homelander from "The Boys" but he's emphatically portrayed as the good guy.

It is insane how many people ITT and online in general think gen z refer to young boys and not grown ass men.
Gen Z are between 13 and 28, and the majority are already adults. Disney isn't talking about their struggle to appeal to little boys (which is also real), they're talking about their struggle to appeal to grown men.

>>150003135
old, far left, fatass, bald boomers ruined marvel though.

>>150044660
>>150042884
You never read the Italian, modern Mickey comics. A movie can work. Indiana Jones and Sherlock Holmes still get movies.

>Hey guys, we want new IPs
>Niggas on this thread offer existing stories
>Hey guys we want to appel to zoomers and alphas!
>Millenial Niggas on this thread say to make remakes of the show they watched when they were 12

>>150045764
>>Hey guys we want to appel to zoomers and alphas!
Hey anon, the oldest zoomers are almost 30.

>>150045781
I know. How that defeats my point that most of what you guys are suggesting is millenial stuff?

>>150045764
>original IPs
I understand it that way that they mean not a sequel or reboot movie.

>>150001396 (OP)
Pick one of those IPs they bought for boy products and let the guys be cool without wasting time on how shitty, insufferable and toxic feminism is.
Oh wait, they can't.

Disney should get CH Greenblatt and Maxwell Atoms to make something. But this time keep Noah Z Jones as far away as possible.

>>150040403
>What men and boys want is receiving a reward proportional to the amount and quality of their labor.
No, Nobody wants that. Everyone wants disproportionate reward for the amount and quality of their labor. If you want "equal amount" you are a corpocuck wageslave.

Bring back house of mouse but incorporate even more characters including shit like Star Wars and Simpsons

>>150045810
>nuh-nu-no! you don't understand, everything that someone did at least once EVER is a cliché! Heroes shouldn1t use superpowers, that's cliché! No they shouldn't use weapons either! that's cliché! Fists? No! that's also cliché, chud! Heroes should be like in the boys, bad guys actually and rape men in the ass, because that is what gets me off!

Kill yourself.

>>150044553
What are you talking about...

...

...Swarm that Walks. Burned elf girl...

...

...Does this have to do somethign with pathfinder?

>>150001929
>>150021439

I support this because a white boy black girl couple would make so many people cope, seethe, and mald both on the political left and the political right.

>>150001396 (OP)
Rating the originals
>>150001929
I like the monster hunting angle, make the gear and monsters toyetic.
>>150002540
"Boy kidnapped by monster girl" is weird for a kids' premise, it could work as a gross-out toon.
>>150002802
This is just a Cartoon Saloon movie but Canadian
>>150002816
Sold

A harry-potter-esque magic school shit. I don't like how Rowling has a monopoly on it. she is a shitty writer, and she only got famous by accident.

>>150046946
ywnbaw

>>150003360
This would've unironically killed when Disney XD first launched. Give them a sportsy gimmick and get Noah Z. Jones to do it
>>150003651
Honestly more likely to end up on ABC, sounds comfy but the writing would have to be good for a show like that to work
>>150003967
Soccer moms will hate this, make it a story about channeling your rage for good instead of evil, and make one of those girls the MC's handler.
>>150004751
Comfy, like El Dorado. I could see this in the style of the Tangled cartoon
>>150004899
Kinda interesting. I could see this working as a mini-series, almost like a modern ABC after-school special.

>>150046945
>is weird for a kids' premise
Gen Z isn't little kids.

>>150006239
Could Disney pull this off?
>>150006321
Get a neo-dada surreal artist to make a cartoon for Disney that's literally just that, insanity, no structure, off-the-cuff weirdness. Make YTPs out of company material.
>>150006664
THIS sounds cool. I like it. Would be cooler if it looked like Gorillaz or an MTV gritty action cartoon.
>>150006953
I actually wrote stories like this when I was a kid, lol. All that's missing is the evil nerdy kid and the villain in the top hat.
>>150007028
Goofy art style = funny, serious art style = lame.

All of She-Hulk was literally fuck Men.

>>150046945
>I like the monster hunting angle, make the gear and monsters toyetic.
That is kinda the plan.
The monsters not so much, but the gear, and other stuff will be marketable.
The girl will even have this diary with the invisible ink, and the boy will have his schizobook with monster types and lore.

>>150046964
Neither do I want to be, otherwise I wouldn't be able to fuck your girlfriend and mom.

>>150047075
I vaguely remember one of the writers gushing about how writing sessions were just airings of grievances by the whole writers' room.

>>150004647
>>150046043
So much potential you can do with this concept as Disney plus original show.

>>150001929
>>150021439
I missed this one. You HAVE TO lean into the underage interracial kino.

>>150001396 (OP)
>Had marvel and Star wars to appeal to boys
>Quickly decide after acquiring said IPs that you didn't need to market to boys because the future is female
>Quickly see diminishing returns

>>150048425
Once again:
>Put the next trillogy 1000 years into the future.
>Skywalkers
>The republic
>Rey
all of these are just old legends, with people questioning how much of them if any happened at all.

The glaxy is once again divided to an empire, a republic and hutt space.
Unlike former "Empires", this one took an different approach to galactic conquest: They created a prosperous meritocracy with upward and downward mobility depending n your merit. They are not the "bad guys", just a faction. Your freedoms are to some degree restricted, like you obviously don't get to vote your leaders, but it is the safest faction of the three.

The Republic gives you all the freedom to vote and to exercise your freedoms, but they also give this to big glaaxy-wide cooporations. It is a corrupted system where politicians are up to sale, and the richest corporations are the only ones who are able to make the purchase.

The hutt space is self explanatory: You have something we like, we gonna kill you and take it. If not, we will still kill you just for fun.

The Republic is a sickly ancient giant of a bygone era, the empire is a small but efficient dynamo of merit, the hutt space are the vultures circling over both to see when they can finally feast. The peace between the republic and the empire is fickle. In this shitshow of a galaxy are the current jedi trying to rebuild their once great order, discovering ancient lost knowledge and relearning ancient truths.

The sith of the empire are not much better off either. The one calling herself "The Empress" is barely a husk, an old withered woman on the top of the empire's throne. The decision making has been -for a long time- done by her two "sons", The fearsome "Darth Queror" The Deathborn" and the mysterious "Darth Taral" "The Crusader". The empire is divided between them, and they are just as wary of each other as they are wary of the Republic.

If you like this premise I can tell more.

>spend billions buying big male centric franchises
>make them unappealing to men

>"How could this be happening to meeeeee!"

this shit is hilarious

>>150049127
>it's another "Mussolini made the trains run on time" episode

>>150049127
Thoroughly generic and boring.

>>150046974
>Soccer moms will hate this, make it a story about channeling your rage for good instead of evil, and make one of those girls the MC's handler.
It's not about anything except seeing a bunch of badassed shit, and the resistance's leader is one of the girls but she fully understands the MC is an autistic freak who is only interested in more kill. Though he would like one (1) of the cute robot girls for hating humans almost as much as him (and for being almost as autistic as him).

>>150049127
I don't.

>>150001929
I'd prefer a white guy and an east asian girl, but this could work.

>>150049683
Well, I am affraid that if I made the girl Asian, people would compare it to Miraculous Ladybug too much. And I think the world needs more black goth girls so, there is that.

>>150049876
Fair enough. But if the focus was on the white guy going for the Asian girl instead of the Asian girl being the main pursuer, it could be different? I dunno, I got kinda fed up with Ladybug.

>>150049893
In Ladybug they were both gooning for each other though. And yes I agree, the series fell off after 2 seasons.

>>150048425
Nah what they did was, they went "Alright, we got this IP, that means boys have to watch this! Now that we've got this demographic on lockdown and they have to watch our stuff, what can we do to get EVEN MORE MONEY? Why, we have to appeal to more demographics!"
This mindset is why summer blockbuster movies are nothing but the simplest, most basic shit that are designed to get as many people as possible to have over their money.

>>150049949
Yeah but the Asian girl was the main character. We were following her and her struggles and how she wanted to fuck the white guy.
Which, don't get me wrong, was hot.
The idea would be to follow a white guy's attempt to get with the Asian girl.

>>150045764
Most things named here is so old or obscure that it can count as a new IP.
And why is it important to you if we just talk for fun or create something Disney could use?
You sound like some Disney employee hoping to find stuff here to exploit it for Disney.

>>150001396 (OP)
Why would they care about what any of their male audience wants besides MAYBE gays? It's a little late for that.

>>150049984
Ah, I get it.
I am still gonna stick with the planned couple. Mostly because it is not something often depicted in cartoons.

>>150050083
In all honesty that does sound fine to me too. It's a hot concept, so I think I'd still like it.

>>150050114
The idea is that the guy is this depessed character, focusing much more on being a goood hunter than being a person, so he is rather socially awkward, while the girl is trying to have a normal life, beside being a hunter. OWhile the girl is more flirty, when push actually come to showe, she chickens out.

The problem nowadays is simple: there is too much content and this leads to choice paralysis which leads to burn out which leads to comfort viewing of older content or viewing things like podcasts/youtube etc. People desperately want to connect over media but media is often divisive. The only way of breaking through burn out is via virality or fear of missing out anxiety, essentially extreme marketing. The problem is this all or nothing marketing approach cannot always be done naturally so virality is difficult and FOMO eventually leads to its own kind of burn out when the buy in of effort and time for the perceived benefit is too much. Barbenheimer is an example of virality that caught on and became marketed; the MCU is an example of FOMO anxiety driving people to watch more. Stuff needs to create hooks and momentum but they can only do the same things in their committee driven mainstream movie. These films are meant to appeal to the broad demographics but often end up pleasing no one. So choice paralysis gets worse because it feels like there is no choice, it is all the same.

The problem is the bar is so fucking low. Season 1 and 2 of Mandalorian had episodes where he protected a village or did a prison break and people enjoyed that. Then comes overarching cartoon plots, more Grogu, making the Mando the side character and this bait and switch to create a platform for spin offs. The bar was literally: adventure man does adventures and they fucked it up because they had to push their franchise FOMO. Basic plots, basic character arcs give a sense of satisfaction, like eating a hearty meal. This stuff is like a fancy restaurant giving you a single well presented small meal, they want you to ask for more but what actually happens is you say no thanks.

>>150001396 (OP)

An adaptation of Brute Force.

1- Appeals to kids

2- Appeals to furries

3- Appeals to powerfags

If successful then an US-1 adaptation

>>150046946
They \tried it, and it got hijacked by lesbians.

>>150046350
My wife and I make people mad?
I was pretty sure no one ever paid us any attention at all.

>>150001542
The trick is not giving them your best ideas

>>150001396 (OP)
Lewd Lolis in Action

The late 80s through mid 90s were peak Disney Boy.
Just go back to that. Duh.

>>150050972
where do you live, anon?

>>150051028
Delaware.

Turning this masterpiece into a proper fucking movie, Disney or not. I wanna see fighting machines marching to the rhythm of The Heat Ray, a cylinder flying over the Disney castle, hear When you When You Wish Upon A Star distort into Eve Of The War!

>>150001396 (OP)
A GUY SAVES A PRINCESS
IT CAN BE IN A FANTASY WORLD OR IN SPACE I DON'T CARE
HE HAS COOL WEAPONS/POWERS AND QUIRKY SIDEKICKS THAT HELP HIM SAVE THE PRINCESS
THEY FACE UNIQUE VILLAINS/MONSTERS EVERY WEEK AND EVERYONE GETS A CHANCE TO SAVE THE DAY/DO SOMETHING COOL

>>150050972
Yeah, but they're mostly NOI/hotep class racists, ratchet ass fuckers on the internet, the weirdos who had a problem with Aunt Jemima on pancakes and are happy that she was removed and the literal KKK, so those fucks being pissed shouldn't bother you at all.

>>150051087
Anon, that's too kino for didney to pull off.
Best they could do is try and turn it into another girl boss movie.
Would you wish that horror upon the rhythmic perfection of COME ON THUNDER CHILD?

>>150021439
>The monster in question depends on the desire of the mortal,
so kamen rider OOO

>>150045003
I dont know what you're saying, the age range is teens to young adults so yeah they should at least try to appeal to that demographic which makes up half the population
Disney is just hard carried by older millennials and GenX going to the resorts

>>150045764
I have millennials and boomer ip fatigue but
realistically in their current state they cant make anything that appeals to boys and young men, they dont give a shit about Disney outside of Marvel at best which is only being saved by Marvel Rivals

>>150051365
Funny thing is, a former neighbour in my area moved to Delaware from Philadelphia where she went to an "Afrocentric charter school" called, I kid you not, Imhotep or some shit like that. She said that the school was legitimately racist and hated white people so I asked if she hated white people and she said nah. Then she said
>you ain't white, though; you beige or some shit
which was absolutely hilarious to me at the time because I've gotten that sorta reaction from hood blacks beforen when I lived in Philadelphia before moving to DE.
I remember looking it up and found that the school was shut down but o can't remember the reason. Another "Afrocentric charter school" there got shut down, too. I'm just shocked that they were able to exist at all. I never heard of these places when I lived in town. It's fucking insane.
She also said my wife doesn't count as "BLACK black" because she's from Trinidad.

>>150006664
>Oh no, the police are chasing us, they're going to stop the car remotely via the global control system
>...to be honest, I've never updated my car, it's just good old mechanics
>WHAT, HOW? But it's punishable by 15 years in prison and...
>Hang on tight!
"The car uses special suspension to drive against a skyscraper."

>Samurai Mariachi
>Son of a Mexican woman and a Japanese diplomat
>The father dies allowing his wife and young son to escape during the Mexican Revolution
>He confronts 15 people and kills all but the leader, with his katana
>The leader takes the katana as a trophy
>When the son grows up, he embarks on a quest for revenge to recover his father's katana
>Set in the 1920s

>>150052364
that's just Zorro with Katanas

>>150052216
Fuck companies/governments that put electric locks on privately owned vehicles. You paid for the car, you can do whatever the fuck you want to it so long as you're not fucking up other people's property.
Shifting the goal posts that a car HAS to be connected to the internet to be considered street legal makes them the villains by default.
Bitch ass "subscription service" so your ass warmer works when the hardware is already in the car.

>>150051743
Haha, I get it, but the result is always twisted in a way. Like ma monkey paw if you will.

>>150002779
>>150001718
Oh God, yes. I want GW to crash and fucking burn. 40k hasn't been good since the mid 2000s.

>>150014124
Mahou Shoujo will never recover from Madoka inspired edge.

I dunno, maybe a movie like this image I felt like posting for no reason.

>>150001396 (OP)
Remake Spirited Away in live action with a western setting

>>150001396 (OP)
A dude going to the store and dancing away with their best stuff

>>150001726
A lot of people seem to be observing that Disney bought Star Wars and Marvel because they lacked "boy brands", and Star Wars and Marvel were some of the biggest "boy brands" of all in the early 2010s.

But because the Californian country club that controls most of our media is full of ideologically-driven pseuds, once they had Star Wars and Marvel under their control it was suddenly unacceptable to let them stay as "boy brands". To permit a male space to exist is the height of patriarchy, so everything they own has to be either "for girls" or "for everyone" (actually for no-one).

And so we got the decisions that resulted in Rey being the hero instead of Finn, or the Endgame girl power scene and She-Hulk show that even normies thought deserved mockery. The writing was on the wall from "The Force is Female!" desu.

>>150016289
>That's literally all they have to do. Why is it so hard for them
soccer moms said its problematic, then the producers realized its safer to make cheap looking unappealing slop with no conflicts. Simpsons unironically knew all of this ages ago, likely cause it was even a issue back then.

>>150055174
They've always known, they've only managed to forget in the past 10 years

Just cut the middle man: What do teen boys like? Porn. Make porn they can self insert into with hot milfs and whatever else they're into.
>But the legal-
It's Disney! They don't give a shit about the law they have ebough money to not care
Pkus coomers always come back for more. It's genius really.

>>150001396 (OP)
Why bother when it's all going to be anti-white and anti-male slop anyway?

>>150001396 (OP)
My pitch is a movie series about a white male character who is a beta male who gets shown up in intellect and raw strength by a female character ideally a Non White Female. And make the white male come from a rich family and at the end kill him off and have the Non White Female inherit all his riches and money.

That right there is a two billion dollar success at the box office. And it will sell even more merchandise. And before anyone says anything shitting on men yields profit look at the movie Tangled. Look at Frozen. They are successful because they shit on men.

Adapt some of the folklore stories about the Coyote from Native American mythology.
Like the time he killed a witch and then knocked the teeth out of the vagina of a girl the witch cursed to used as bait. All of the teeth except for one because it felt nice when he fucks his new wife.

>>150055334
Land without brains is more like it!

And what I find so funny about this scene from Rugrats is that its LOSER Adults who are fanatics of this infantile trashy toddler cartoon. The actual baby characters did not give a damn about this lame movie.

And its consistent because a later episode showed the Loser Adults meet the creator of this infantile in-universe franchise and the creator insulted all of them for being Adult Fanatics into a toddler franchise.

And given the real life success of Bluey with Adult Losers this is fucking disgusting. I think Adults Who Like Children's Media should be shamed, hated, and killed. And before anyone here complains there's a world of difference between being a biological dead end and being a genuine father or mother who is still into kid's cartoons like World of Gumball or something you are indeed a FREAK and your kids will feel ashamed of having you for a parent. No kid proudly says their mother or father is into Deltarune or Undertale or Minecraft. Nope it doesn't work like that. Kids feel their parents are embarrassing for acting like that.

>>150055478
You said it, but that's exactly why we need to continue doing this same failing formula. Don't you understand we NEED to keep doing the wrong thing so that it fails and costs Disney more of their diminishing reputation and cost them more of their money.

We need Disney to become the canary in the coalmine as we watch them fail.

>>150055692
>Adapt some of the folklore stories about the Coyote from Native American mythology.

That's problematic because Native Americans have been sacred cows for decades now. You can't do a thing because doing so is offensive. Real sad that the only claim to fame Native Americans have in recent media is the Windigo.

>>150001396 (OP)
>fantasy series, kind of Harry Potter, kind of Dragon Quest, kind of GoT for kids
I think this is still the most viable market.
>Narrative focus, but in such a way that it can still be largely episodic
Something like Avatar.
>Main characters
The main male character will be a black haired swordsman aged 12~
His confidant will be another boy the same age, who is a 'summoner', has a large repertoire of animals he can call upon to help them in their journey. They'll meet in the first episode.
The first season will be largely episodic with someone new joining their crew every now and then. The rest of the cast will be:
Twin girls, one of whom will be the love interest for the main character (not a real focus, just something cute to pull in a season finale), they both occupy 'mage' roles of healing and destruction.
A younger boy who is an 'alchemist' type, he'll make potions.
And an older boy who babysits the group, occupying a 'scholar' or 'archer' role.
>First season narrative
It's just them slowly banding together and learning their own stories as things build to a showdown with a far off demon king type antagonist. Basic stuff. If it continues we can go deeper.
>Second Season Narrative
A message is received from a princess of another kingdom and the journey resumes, with the group splitting for the duration. It is revealed this princess is the younger sister of the 'Scholar', and she becomes a lightly teased romantic interest for the 'Alchemist'.
>Third Season Narrative
Actual drama, wherein the ethics of the 'Summoner' is questioned, and its revealed he used hypnosis to claim a Basilisk- only for it to be revealed the basilisk was hypnotizing him. He becomes the main antagonist and it ends with him being saved, but abandoning the group.
>Fourth/Fifth Season Narrative
Replacing the 'Alchemist' is the rival, a white haired swordsman to contrast the main character.
This final stretch is about a new demon king, who is this boy's future self.
[Ran out]

>>150055797
Just throw some of the money their way then if you need to virtue signal about it with your cultural appropriation whatnot.
It's a damn shame that most Native American folklore can never be adapted and shared mainstream because people speaking for others when no one asked.
It's the same deal with African folklore, or several flavors of Asian folklore.

"That's offensive", "this is offensive". May Imhotep requisition your entrails then.

>>150046946
>A harry-potter-esque magic school shit. I don't like how Rowling has a monopoly on it. she is a shitty writer, and she only got famous by accident.

She really doesn't. Did you know that the idea of a witchcraft school is not invented by Harry Potter? Ever read the actual Dracula book by Stoker? In the story its notably implied that Dracula had to learn how to use his powers and that the teacher was Satan himself. So yes Dracula went to Satanic Witchcraft School.

Rowling didn't invent anything. So you are right in saying she got famous by accident. And funny enough Rowling hates Disney. She looks down on animation and hated that Disney would have adapted her work into being animated which in her eyes is infantile. Yes she's one of THOSE types of adults who see animation itself as infantile trite. Hope she dies very soon. People like her poison the medium of animation.

That said I always hated Harry Potter's take on a Magic School because the characters don't do anything cool with their magical powers. In fact a big thing about Harry Potter's lore is that underaged wizards aren't allowed to do magic except while at school so basically if you're being attacked by a magical creature or an evil wizard and you're a kid you're NOT allowed to defend yourself with magic. This actually happened in the books and Harry Potter got put on trial because he defended himself from an evil magic monster hunting him outside of school grounds. This is LAME!!!

The idea of a Magic School could have been great if the concept was allowed to flourish. But sadly Rowling is shit and no one wants to try to make anything out of fear of being called a knock off even though this hag didn't invent this concept.

>>150055914
The solution is to kill these people and by these people I mean the virtue signaling Self Hating White People because they're the loudmouths.

Anyone who objects must be killed.

Well /co/?

>>150056010
QUIT HAVING FUN!

>>150056010
Harry Potter has always been Left Leaning shit and the creator is a Leftist lunatic. She hating trannies doesn't make her different. She is still a Leftist and she celebrates how Snape and Hermione are being race swapped into shit skins. Rowling is shit.

>>150001929
>>150021439
This, but have MahmaPuu design the black girl. Her black girl designs awaken a something ancient and feral within me, that no civilized white man should ever feel. She knows how to design black girls that awaken a white man's most primal breeding instincts.

>>150056065
She just hates the idea of men in dresses have the right to women's toilets.

Pushing Daisies - Animated.

>>150056294
That would be fantastic!
It already looks like a Technicolor dreamworld to begin with.
https://archive.org/details/pushing-daisies-s-01-e-01

>>150043614
>I get the feeling you've never met any actual young boys or girls.
Do..
Do you think he hatched from some kind of larva?

>>150052167
Yeah, I guarantee you some of the faculty at that charter school object to you and your wife, and will bitch about it in bed to their boyfriends and girlfriends and side pieces, some of which will be white..

>>150056676
No spouses?

>>150055972
>how to use his powers and that the teacher was Satan himself
I would assume any teaching by Satan would be more of a 1:1 thing.

I know we're talking shows, but if Disney were smart they'd design a dark ride at one of their parks focused on their 90s era cartoons like duck tales and tail spin

>>150056010
But she does represent a silent majority. Statistics show support for transpeople is pretty low and trans rights in general have actually harmed the gay rights movement and gay acceptance has gone down since the trans movement has taken over the gay acceptance movement. There is nothing more toxic than a fucking tranny.

>>150003135
Same thing that happened with vidya: greed. Time and time again, suits keep reaching for "untapped markets" only to find that appealing to people who don't like your original product really just means that they'll now praise your product on social media while continuing to not purchase it.

>>150056907
This. They have the white males so naturally the only way to grow the brand is to extend to others. Marketers really don't know how to handle marketing to women or minorities beyond pandering. Which alienates not only white men, but also the new targeted demographic. ESPECIALLY non-white males. Sometimes you have a product that doesn't market itself like this, I don't feel like Black Panther's marketing was too obnoxious for example, but typically you end up with shit like Star Wars and the whole "Force is Female" thing that makes men feel othered. Note we DON'T market movies with white males in the same way. They're just marketed like normal movies without any special pandering or marketing speech.

>>150042316
sabotaged it because they just bought star wars so they figured the boy quota was fulfilled

>>150056010
>Ugh, you're right.
Opinion discarded.

>>150056733
I don't pretend to understand the rules of ratchet ass baby mama drama. That's just how it seems to work.

>>150046024
IRL, not in a story, dumbass. No one wants a story about a hero being celebrated just for flossing and brushing his teeth twice a day. When it comes to stories, it's girls who want a random-ass prince to appear and give the heroine everything they want, boys want the hero to receive a reward after having to work hard for it. Sure, girls' stories have adversity, but that's not the same as working for the happy ending.

>>150001511
As a sequel movie?

>>150056907
Why do these goofy ass niggas never learn.

>>150055972
I really hate to say something that sounds like quibbling but Harry getting put on trial is pretty implicitly a political move given that a more egregious use of magic by Harry, in front of muggles no less, in an earlier book is dismissed with a slap on the wrist.

>>150051087
>>150051407
A few ideas:
-Make the narrator black, not out of political correctness but so that Idris Elba can narrate the story (and making it historically correct too).
-Giving the brits more victories against the martians (Wells wouldn't know the Boer War would make the army better) until these deploy the Black Smoke.
-Replace the NASA epilogue with a counter invansion of Mars.

>>150056901
I remember reading about early the gay rights movement supported pedophiles until they realize it was really bad idea. They since distanced themselves from them.

thinking about disney’s ryu design

>>150003232
The women I've met that do like star wars usually inherited it from their dads, so trying to deconstruct toxic masculinity or whatever is going to kill any chance of star wars staying relevant for the next generation of girls

>>150056010
Trannies are freaks of nature.
JK Rowling is a feminist leftist hag as well
Both are subhumans, one is gay and the other is ultra mega gay

>>150001396 (OP)
Disney zombiverse. Take all the new IP's and set them in a united universe where the world ended and everyone is now zombies. Marvel Zombies starts, of course.

>>150001396 (OP)
A garden that makes people see what it's like to have their dream come true, teaches lessons or what life would be like without them, etc. [TV show]

Maybe that will be a good original IP. No need to thank me.

>>150019799
Could You Imagine If We Were To Have This Series When It Was First Announce?

>>150019799
they cant even be bothered to reheat the scripts for the tron legacy sequels. no way in hell they'll touch this

>>150001396 (OP)
Just make more video game adaptations. Minecraft and Super Mario Bros were successful.

Make the RuneScape movie. Everyone likes RuneScape.

>>150010241
New Cars spinoff: Armored Vehicles
>Bradely trying to cheer up aging Boris the BMP-1

>>150016322
Isn't that Blade?

>>150056010
They're all pretty annoying.

>>150042884
How many comedies there are about a boring everyman being accidentally pulled into some tropical adventure, spy thriller or gangster wars?
Just have aliens abduct Pluto and you have a Mickey movie right away.
Or make it about Mickey and Minnie finally getting married.

>>150060380
>the scripts for the tron legacy sequels
qrd?

>>150060376
Would have probably aired around the same time as Proud Family, American Dragon and Stitch.

Pitch me something or else.

>>150062371
You want me to write a pilot and pitch you with a logline or something else? For free?

Mustached teenage boy in a early industrial fantasy setting learns stoic virture and martial arts from a magical leader, goes on adventures. There are a bunch of hot green and pink and blue girls who want to jump his bones. He fights demons and monsters in long Bruce Lee fight scenes. Simple as that.

>>150062466
>Mustached teenage boy
>pink

>>150062588
yeah pretty much

>>150062371
Or else what, raggot.

>>150063367
He's gonna try to blackball me.

Pitch it now.

>>150064924
A detective is investigating serial murders. Is he seeing different people with the same MO or is it something more?

>>150065131
>>150064924
It's a film, by the way.

>>150059798
so Fantasy Island?

>>150065131
The film is a Sci-fi or at least has a Sci-fi twist. I'm not at home so I can't do a synopsis.

>>150065347
If that’s what Fantasy Island was about, then yes. Although I've never seen it.

>>150001929
I would actually watch this.

And also this:
>>150055844

>>150062588
Lmao it's funny how you cannot have this nowadays because the show was taken over by a bunch of tumblrinas that turned her into some ancient dyke and proceeded to.do rape allegories on the MC, no wonder why gen Z see cartoons as effeminate anti-male and girly dogshit

>>150059433
Yeah... That is Ryu wlright.

>>150001396 (OP)
literally just deadliest warrior but rather than being presented as a psudeo-documentary with a low-budget fight scene at the end it deliberately gets weird with it, more like the second season. maybe have it in a framework akin to MST3K where some bored future time gods are making childish bets about whether rasputin or stalin would win in a fist fight at the battle of the somme or some bullshit like that, but have some level of historical influence based on stuff we actually know about these historical figures to give it a very slight educational lean
people lost their shit about stuff like the taliban vs. ira match or stuff like the "epic rap battles of history" where hitler and charlie chaplin do a rap battle or whatever, just combine that with a disney-level budget and you're golden

>>150064924
There's a guy who has machineguns for hands, machinegunhand man.

>>150066744
That's just Chainsawman...

>>150007838
Fund it

would a simple hero's journey series work?

A space opera mecha show.

Typical Gundam set up, where a space colony is attacked by an empire, with a kid finding a mysterious old mecha which he uses to fight the enemies off. The kid and his friends are found by the cool rebellion who want to use the kid and mecha to destroy the evil empire.

Gradually things are revealed to be a bit more complicated than it first appears and that mysterious old mech is connected to a mysterious conspiracy.

Danny Lee is an Asian man forced out of Shanghai by his evil brother, he goes on a voyage of discovery until he is captured by British sailors and pressganger then taken to the Americas. There he learns the ways of the American and becomes COLONIAL MAN.

>>150069942
So a guy got kicked out Shanghai only to get Shanghaied.

You know with all the shit you guys spew, I'm surprised nobody suggested bringing back Disney XD. That channel was made for boys.

>>150001396 (OP)
Song of the South Remake

>>150001396 (OP)
Have an awesome action cartoon of a fighting Robot hero protecting the world from an disfigured Doctor Doom like evil mad scientist, who is destined to rule over the entire planet with his army of deadly robots big and small. He also will face off other threats like extraterrestrial, other evil robots, and other human superpowered villains. Strong straight relationship with strong male role model, and characters that are well liked and funny. Something similar to Ruby-Spears Mega Man and Iron Man: Armored Adventures.

>>150001396 (OP)
Disney is not the only one failing. All major companies like Universal are facing the same problem. We are living in an era of far too much competition for people's time. And companies that specialize in simply cinema franchises are being left behind. They got replaced by video game franchises.

And not only that but you also have independent internet entertainment such as streamers and other things most recently Amazing Digital Circus. Basically these old fossils are looking at their extinction. Especially since Disney can't be anything except soft and inoffensive an old type brand that outright is unpopular with younger generations. Humans LIKE grit, edge, swearing, etc. Look even family friendly girl oriented media like Gilmore Girls had things like swearing and sex these are things that Disney would NEVER dare to put in their media not even live action. The exception is not the rule for Disney.

So basically Disney is starring at a future where their style of content is majorly obsolete. The only time in human history where companies like Disney and Universal expanded and ruled was when there were no other alternatives. And Disney, Warner, Universal, etc. none of them will ever climb back to prominence. Their future is to be bought by Global Mega Corps like Amazon and Apple so that they can be locked up in their vaults until their famous copyrights expire making their properties public domain. That is the future of Disney, Universal, etc.

>>150071561
What I find so amusing about this image is that in recent times Square Enix is desperately trying to retcon Sora into being a damn Asian. That kid doesn't look like a Jap, Gook, or Chink. I don't care what bullshit writing they use Sora is not Asian. And it really doesn't help Nomura's case that Sora met actual Japanese characters and upon hearing their names Sora said those names are an unusual mouthful.

Talk about bringing race into the equation.

>>150071609
The problem with this concept is that its already overdone and Japan did it better than any pussy LOSER American. Japan has Astro Boy, Casshern, and Mega Man.

What did America create? Failure gay shit like Robot Boy. A comedic series that was NOT funny and the only people who remember the show are losers who pretend the flat chested television head shaped mother character is hot because they are LOSERS!!!!

>>150003255
>Most Star Wars fans are in their 40s and 50s
Lol, no. Most Star Wars fans are in their teens and early 20s at most. Gen-xers in the fandom are a shrinking minority. Either because many they lost interest when George still owned the company or because of shit like actually dying.

>>150001396 (OP)
Punisher: The Animated Series.
Episodes based on more obscure stories like POV, Ghosts, Intruder, that one when he does to New Orleans and is buried alive by that voodoo man. If you must have other heroes appear, do the first Wolverine cross over, Red, White, and Blood with Captain America. Do the occasional original story.

Later do a 1:1 adaptation of Marvel MAX. Just the Garth Ennis run. Same animation as the Spawn HBO cartoon.

A cartoon where MC bleaches asian girls

>>150001396 (OP)
-b-but we'd save so much trying to fix what we broke with these old IPs. Marvel and Starwars cost so mu-

> MORES FRANCHISES!! nothing will stop the message Pale stale or especially male!


dunno who they think theyre fooling' cuz it aint me

>>150025324
Based post.

>>150071561
Voiced by Uncle Ruckus

>>150073542
Will the Jabba theme be there too?

>>150001396 (OP)
remove lesbians or make them villains that get a gruesome death

>>150003993
That was pretty awesome, I got to admit.

>>150073965
Obviously

>Uncle Ruckus: Sora don't trust dem heartless niggas.
>Sora: You mean shadows?
>Uncle Ruckus: Yeah dey dark as shadows too

>>150001396 (OP)
Zira actually survived the ending of The Lion King 2, was found by aliens, and given a rebuilt synthetic body, and charged with protecting the Galaxy. Zira: Galactic Guardian.

>>150023816 (me)
I just realized this is an Eighties-early Nineties high concept sitcom, but since it's using animation it means more active and expressive robots than you could get in live action with puppets and costumes and whatnot.

Senran Kagura film adaptation

>>150001396 (OP)
What are they gonna offer you, If you lend them your Ideas to them?

>>150001396 (OP)
An actually furry porn life-action show

>>150001396 (OP)
Why pitch you ideas to Disney though?
What do they ever done for you?

>>150077140
They made movies and shows and parks I liked.