>>514070160
Humanity took a turn for the worse when women lost their tails.

I dunno, maybe a movie like this image I felt like posting for no reason.

>get isekai'd when your closet falls on you in your sleep
>it's a narnia-style isekai where all you have to show for it is the clothes on your back
>also you can't go back because your cheap chinese closet was made of particleboard and spontaneously combusted the moment it fell on top of you
>fortunately nobody seems to care that a weak unemployed man your age showed up out of nowhere
>unfortunately you're forced to enroll at the academy because education isn't just free, it's mandatory and not attending is punishable by death
>but wait a second, you're not the only isekaijin there
>some fat short dude with piercing eyes calls you hyung and you're pretty sure he's a korean returnee type because there's no way he was talking about your dick when yours is no bigger than his is and he's korean
>he warns you not to step into the examination room just yet right as some black haired kid walks in with a blonde lolita with pigtails
>you distantly hear "EHHHH? sorry was that too weak? I only used 10% of my strength" as the floor shakes
>oh great, a cheat slow life type
>korean returnee-nim stops you once again as you try to enter, your body vibrating and testicles growing to twice their size as you hear pings in your head about you suddenly reaching mid stage core formation
>your lowly eyes don't even register the cultivator isekaijin as he rushes into the exam room to cop a feel on twintail loli's ass (he's a lowly early stage nascent soul cultivator so he's still allowed to act like a goofy horndog)
>"whoa bro hands off, I'm a GB yuri isekaijin and maybe a little het on the side for shotas uwu" she says in falsetto
>the dao heart you didn't even have five minutes ago nearly shatters as the angered cultivator yells "yan-yiu" causing 26 out of 30 of your classmates and the examinee to explode into a fine bloody mist
>your korean returnee friend stops you from entering once again as the japanese salaryman walks in...
>"he's a gag character" he whispers with fear in his voice

>>511980236
To fix the society, we have to go further back