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>>545841034
Ehhh… I don’t know your whole sob story, pal.
So I ain't gonna play judge, jury, and executioner —
that ain’t my gig.
But I can’t let ya go around hurtin’ folks, ya dig?

I’d much rather give ya a second shot —
y’know, a little bounce-back,
like a rubber mallet to the noggin’.

Me? I keep it simple.
Carrots, naps, maybe a piano dropped on Elmer if he’s actin’ up.

I just wanna live in the moment,
see the sights, get into a little mischief,
maybe take a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Have a few laughs, chase a few thrills,
and enjoy this looney life while I got it.

And honestly?
I want everyone to have that kinda freedom — even you, doc.
Wouldn’t be fair if I yanked that away, now would it?

I’ve dealt with plenty of enemies —
Marvins, Martians, mad scientists...
But ya know what I figured out?
There’s always a better way. A funnier way.

So how ’bout we chalk this up to a “rocky start,”
call it even, and hit the ol’ reset button?

Whaddya say doc?