>little bighorn was on the bighorn river
>one of the injuns who scalped Custard and his men pissed in the gulf of America

>Take a piss in the river up in yellowstone national park
>your piss ends up in the gulf of America

Guys, how do we prevent the jeets from jeetifying the Mighty Mississippi and turning that big river into the shit filled ganges 2.0?
>imagine the shit from pittsburge to greenbay to denver to new orleans