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>*Cabine speakers*: Preparing to land
>See the hills around Rio de Janeiro approaching
>Gets impressed by the geography
>"Maybe this place in not an African open sewer"
>plane begins to fly over the city
>Welcometothejungle.mp3
>Sees a sea of sprawling shithole surburbs as far as the eye can see
>heartbeat.wav
>Begins to feel the adrenaline
>*Leaves the plane
>*Imediately feels the breath of satan of the tropics*
>*Takes a cab*
>Cab driver streches the fare as much as he can to extort the gringo.
>But you feel relieved: the city feels more like Marseille than Naples.
>*goes straight to the beach*
>big bundas everywhere (both black and white)
>GirlOfIpanema.mp3
>*sees niggers amass on the beach*
>Oh no
>ChorosNo.9RasgaCoracao.mp3
>Jakatekamarajá jakatekamajá
>Is stabbed by dozens of niggers over a cellphone.
>*Covered in blood, looks at the sparkly gleam of the ocean*
>A brazilian angel approaches stepping lightly on the melanine mass, without being tainted.
>"Thou shouldn't stay in the cities. Thou should visit the interior and isolated beaches."
>*Dies over a cellphone*