I heard he cooked himself a big pot of soup so Chumlee wouldn't starve after he heard tourism was down 11% in Las Vegas

Hey guys, marble cutter here. I just got a pretty big order for a huge pyramid shaped monument. I don't know how I'm going to cut it all to shape and move it there but I'll figure out a way. It's for the pawn shop dude down the road and it's going to have some top of the line features, like double 10W lasers on each side of the pyramidion, connected to a military grade facial aquisition/realtime targeting system (FARTS) to burn an image of Corey permanently onto the retinas of all who visit the shop. Strange thing is, this message is what I'm supposed to carve on the stela in front. He said you guys know what it means. I'm pretty sure it isn't Latin but he was too distraught to clarify. This is a lot of expensive Italian marble to waste if I've got it wrong, and I've got a shop to run here.

"the sun what was berries bye him farthered agin"

Any clues?

But if corey planted his eggs inside Chumlee and his larvae is gonna eat all his organs when they hatch, who will teach his hundreds of offspring to run a pawn shop?

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I rember he breast fed Chumlee as soon as he emerged from his egg, and continued to do so until he became a big strong 300 pound pawn store mascot.

It's the circle of life

Now we will never find out what type of magical creature Chumlee really is.