>>82242866
>be 34
>prefer the company of concerningly young women
>everyone loses their minds
See, at least I'm sincere. The difference between you and I is that I actually give the masses a real monster to unify against. You sit there and spew your edgy RIck and Morty Shtick and bored retards pay attention to you because they have nothing better to do than to engage. I talk about having a 13 year old fwb with a super hairy pussy and tell her that it would look nicer shaved and so from that point on she always shaves before hitting me up for a date night in a drunken fit of rage and everyone loses their fucking mind because I actually am in my 30s dating/screwing with barely legal teens so the odds that I'm actually being honest about some really fucking dark shit is not 0%.
When you talk about being le heckin darkness and blowing up the universe or whatever nobody takes you seriously.
Clearly I am the superior ragebaiter. Cope seethe and dial 8 :3
