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>mfw the moids who use this board look like this
I thought you were skinny young nerd types
Anonymous No.82085364 [Report] >>82085413
>>82085359 (OP)
This is who is calling you a roastie
Anonymous No.82085372 [Report] >>82085421 >>82085464 >>82086022
>>82085359 (OP)
niggas on here think they deserve a female nah nigga its legal to be gay now go play some boy pussies. y'all are ugly as FUCK I only met 2 semi attractive anons but they were youngshits as i
Anonymous No.82085377 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
well some of us are but not all of us. 4chan users are a mixed bag some are legit schizos others are more normal but still kinda weird etc
Anonymous No.82085383 [Report] >>82085390 >>82085428 >>82085464
>>82085359 (OP)
It is really weird to me that I'm probably a similar age as that person.
I look far better though.
Anonymous No.82085386 [Report] >>82085464 >>82089309
>>82085359 (OP)
He's also a pedophile too btw
Anonymous No.82085390 [Report] >>82085403 >>82087616
>>82085383
no nigga you don't and its okay we all start from somewhere probably u don't look like cookie and Syrian psycho, they're hot asf
Anonymous No.82085392 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
I am so glad I look nothing like that person. Maybe the only similarity would be the height; that's about it. Because I'm short as fuck.
Anonymous No.82085403 [Report] >>82085420 >>82085454
>>82085390
Oh yes I do, my god.
You don't even know what I look like.
Anonymous No.82085413 [Report] >>82085464 >>82086022
>>82085364
How do these old guys have so much time on their hands to be browsing 4chan 24/7
Anonymous No.82085418 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
>I thought you were skinny young nerd types
I am but I'm latinx
Anonymous No.82085420 [Report]
>>82085403
nigga said oh my god
Anonymous No.82085421 [Report] >>82085441
>>82085372
>only attractives are young
doesn't that make young"shits" youngGODS actually
Anonymous No.82085426 [Report] >>82085435
>>82085359 (OP)
i look like this but female.
Anonymous No.82085428 [Report] >>82085842 >>82085867
>>82085383
You might look better than him but old men never look good
Anonymous No.82085435 [Report] >>82088116 >>82088184
>>82085426
Are you also middle aged?
Anonymous No.82085441 [Report]
>>82085421
so true anon we love you very much
Anonymous No.82085447 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
A lot of us are you know
Anonymous No.82085449 [Report]
>I thought you were skinny young nerd types
I am but the only reason im here is because my paranoia makes me want to kms
Anonymous No.82085454 [Report]
>>82085403
nigga said oh yes
Anonymous No.82085464 [Report] >>82085474 >>82085867 >>82088640
>>82085359 (OP)
Still obsessing over me? Neat.
>>82085372
The ironic thing is I'm known for being a manwhore. I've got a gf lel
>>82085383
Do you really tho?
>>82085386
yep. 100% legit confirmed cunny coinsure, or cunnysure for short.
>>82085413
I actually don't. I have a lot of impersonators and fags just kind of obsess over me like this because I give them (you)s
Anonymous No.82085471 [Report] >>82085479 >>82085634 >>82086022
>>82085359 (OP)
Gross he looks like a child molester
Anonymous No.82085474 [Report] >>82085485 >>82085634
>>82085464
bitch are you famous like chickn? is everyone impersonating everyone now nigga? if you aren't name fagging and shit how do we know who u are unless you have a specific typing style. nigga thinks he's tom cruise
Anonymous No.82085479 [Report] >>82085634 >>82086022
>>82085471
He goes on Agatha2. So you're not wrong. He would 100% molest a little girl.
Anonymous No.82085485 [Report] >>82085634
>>82085474
>bitch are you famous like chickn
Yeah, he's basically just a lolcow at this point
Anonymous No.82085487 [Report] >>82085526 >>82085722
>>82085359 (OP)
>I thought you were skinny young nerd types
So did I sister. So did I.

Such a disappointment. Dispose of these scrotes immediately.
Anonymous No.82085491 [Report] >>82085509 >>82085557
>>82085359 (OP)
this is a millennial boomer website sweaty. Now kindly go back to >>>/soc/
Anonymous No.82085509 [Report] >>82086022
>>82085491
zoomers won lol
Anonymous No.82085526 [Report] >>82085634
>>82085487
literally me if i had hair still
Anonymous No.82085557 [Report]
>>82085491
Most of this board is under 25 for sure
Anonymous No.82085580 [Report] >>82085630
>I thought I was attention whoring and dopamine farming from pretty little twinks, not ugly balding men
Retard moment.
Anonymous No.82085630 [Report] >>82086022
>>82085580
Based on the threads posted here you wouldn't think they're made by balding old dudes though
Anonymous No.82085634 [Report] >>82085725
>>82085471
We've been through this. I'm a child investor. I invest money in childrens futures.
>>82085474
>bitch are you famous like chickn?
You're not even trying anymore.
>>82085479
lel. Me and my friend killed agatha
>>82085485
name of the game
>>82085526
the seething crybabies who think being insufferable dicks 24/7 passes for having a personality?
Yeah, probably. most of this boards users are pretty unlikable like that
Anonymous No.82085722 [Report] >>82085812 >>82085826
>>82085487
>So did I sister. So did I.
idk if ur joking but i'm sad
Anonymous No.82085725 [Report]
>>82085634
back to your shitty demon gooner thread
Anonymous No.82085812 [Report]
>>82085722
>idk if ur joking but i'm sad
When you're addressing the Lodge of the Divine Feminine, you will either express yourself in an articulate manner or you will be silenced.
Anonymous No.82085826 [Report]
>>82085722
I hate you. I might be ugly but I'm still a human being
Anonymous No.82085842 [Report]
>>82085428
yeah they do. you're thinking of old women. men mature, women rot.
Anonymous No.82085844 [Report] >>82086022
>>82085359 (OP)
This thing is so goddamn ugly it's unreal. Any egirl that talks to it deserves everything they get
Anonymous No.82085867 [Report] >>82086313
>>82085428
Yeah well I don't look old, that's why it's so weird to imagine I might very well be the same age as that person.
>>82085464
>Do you really tho?
Yes I do. Is it really that hard to imagine that there are people who look better than relatively ugly people?
I'd say over 50% of people in this world look better than that person, and I'm one of them. He very much looks worse than average.
Anonymous No.82085884 [Report]
>posts a picture of one attentionwhore namefaggot who goes around socializing with /r9k/ fags offboard
>WOOOOW YOU ALL LOOK LIKE THIS WOOOOW, THIS IS WHO IS CALLING YOU ROASTIE, SISTERS WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THIS

if this isn't a thinly veiled bait thread made to call out this faceposting fat old ugly retard specifically then you niggers have no discernment, especially after the tea leaks that showed 95% of women without exaggeration look fucking abysmal. it's crazy how harshly women rate men when out of a sample size of thousands only 50 women looked even halfway decent.

anyway this guy isn't representative of most of /r9k/, there are probably a lot of mid thirties millennials here because they grew up in this shithole during a time when zoomers were still shitting in diapers but i'd wager most posters here are males in their twenties and there's a substantial amount of underage b& also.
Anonymous No.82085900 [Report] >>82085936
>>82085359 (OP)
>I thought you were skinny young nerd types
i am
Anonymous No.82085911 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
>Expects r9k users to be attractive
Sorry, this isn't tiktok femanon
Anonymous No.82085925 [Report] >>82085953
>>82085359 (OP)
Do any girls actually give this guy attention?

If this that's a massive whitepill. Imagine someone as ugly as this, a hard 2 basically, getting female attention even if just online through convos.
Anonymous No.82085936 [Report]
>>82085900
forgot to mention im also a manlet
Anonymous No.82085950 [Report] >>82085966
>>82085359 (OP)
<-- I look like this.
Anonymous No.82085953 [Report]
>>82085925
He sends them money-
Anonymous No.82085966 [Report]
>>82085950
>I look like this.
Hi, horsey
Anonymous No.82086022 [Report] >>82086071
>>82085359 (OP)
>>82085372
>>82085413
>>82085471
>>82085479
>>82085509
>>82085630
>>82085844
i assume many of you "egirls" are fat and/ or ugly considering how many of you whine about men liking stacies. i wish you were all cute insecure stacies (presumably molested and beaten in childhood)
Anonymous No.82086071 [Report] >>82086127
>>82086022
Most of the egirls from this board are actually above average but just severely mentally ill
Anonymous No.82086078 [Report] >>82086084
>>82085359 (OP)
I look exactly like this but half brown and half brown
Anonymous No.82086084 [Report]
>>82086078
Time to rope buddyboyo-
Anonymous No.82086127 [Report] >>82086155
>>82086071
oh in that case they can hmu
Anonymous No.82086155 [Report] >>82086192
>>82086127
Nobody wants your obese bald ass
Anonymous No.82086192 [Report]
>>82086155
i have a full head of hair and am not obese. i look kinda like napoleon at fontainebleau but with a full head of hair
Anonymous No.82086313 [Report] >>82087275
>>82085867
and yet he still has more confidence snd you than you
Anonymous No.82087275 [Report] >>82087306
>>82086313
Yeah, but a lot of retards have "confidence" like that. Especially NARCs. He's the equivalent of those morbidly obese chicks walking around walmart in crop tops, and yoga pants because he preys on underage girls, and really any vulnerable, mentally ill girl on the board he can get a hold of. Plus, by your post you sound ESL. Defending this retard, on top of that confirms you're retarded too. Or just doom himself. Maybe he pays third worlders to dick suck him on top of his "proxies".. After all your kind eat bugs, right?
Anonymous No.82087306 [Report]
>>82087275
>just doom himself
It's this
Anonymous No.82087313 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
It should be illegal for bald men to speak to me.
Anonymous No.82087404 [Report] >>82087433 >>82088141
>>82085359 (OP)
I will never not laugh at the time he tried to claim that photo was purposefully bad, and when he said the photo in pic related was a good one he got BTFO on a rating app. Unironically the funniest thing he ever did which of course is not on purpose. You're just ugly man. Shit happens.
Anonymous No.82087433 [Report] >>82087517
>>82087404
He'll say "I might be ugly but I pull mad pussy compared to you"
Anonymous No.82087474 [Report] >>82087545
>tea app users seething as usual
Anonymous No.82087517 [Report] >>82087577
>>82087433
Or he'll claim he has "stuff" to go do, but monitor the thread non-stop. Posting without his name to defend himself. Standard NARC behavior. He doesn't realize how insufferable he is, and the idea that no one who knows him to any extent would defend him is utterly lost on him. Betraying his identity time, and time again. Like, awesome, you have make believe esex with vulnerable, retarded girls online in your mid 30's who are also sometimes underaged. That's so cool. Or fuck chicks you sold drugs too. Who had the misfortune of being mentally ill around you in real life. Like that's your defense? At least I fuck mentally ill chicks? It's like watching someone eat literal shit, and when you call them out on it they go,
>At least I like the taste!!
kek. Acts like the teenage girls he chases by dodging accountability for his own, grown adult actions.
Anonymous No.82087537 [Report] >>82087624 >>82087742 >>82087779
imagine being young and good looking and wasting your youth on 4chan instead of meeting up and partying with people at music festivals and thinking its the older users that are sad.
Anonymous No.82087545 [Report] >>82087587
>>82087474
This thread is just a bunch of normies coming together to insult some random anon based on how he looks, if he's a pedo I can understand but no proof of it has been posted on the thread which makes me think you guys are just assuming he's a pedo based on how he looks.
Anonymous No.82087577 [Report] >>82087678 >>82088155
>>82087517
Is he really in his mid 30s? I would have guessed at least late 40s.
Anonymous No.82087587 [Report] >>82087612
>>82087545
>newfag has no idea who dead is
Anonymous No.82087599 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
If he did that hair loss prevention medicine stuff he will be ok
Anonymous No.82087602 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
people here are either underage or 40, there is no in between
Anonymous No.82087612 [Report] >>82087660
>>82087587
>stupid anon thinks I keep up with dumb teenager drama
Anonymous No.82087616 [Report]
>>82085390
cookie is ugly
Anonymous No.82087624 [Report]
>>82087537
roofer is monkey though
Anonymous No.82087643 [Report]
EV& THO I AM A SKINNY NERD TYPE
he's just an outlier ok?
Anonymous No.82087660 [Report] >>82087676
>>82087612
>teenager drama
he's like 50 years old
Anonymous No.82087676 [Report] >>82087783
>>82087660
So what, it's all the same, dumb drama. Now stop berating this poor man unless actual proof is posted and go do something better like be nice
Anonymous No.82087678 [Report] >>82087693
>>82087577
He's 34. I have no doubts his life has been full of shit that ages him accordingly. This is self evident based on how he behaves (and looks). No one who is mentally well, or has had a genuinely decent life acts as such. You could argue that's the case with anyone on r9k, but it's a spectrum. Like autism. Some people can function. Some not at all. Some are actually decent people. Some are terrible, and either don't care to change, or simply lack the will to do so.
Anonymous No.82087693 [Report] >>82088255
>>82087678
>He's 34
I can't believe he's only 7 years older than me HOLY SHIT
Anonymous No.82087742 [Report]
>>82087537
wahh failed normgroid seething huh
Anonymous No.82087755 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
>I thought you were skinny young nerd types
well hey that's a pretty stupid thing to think but there's always opportunity to be smarter in the future
Anonymous No.82087779 [Report]
>>82087537
>imagine being young
well i am young
>and good looking
kek, no
>and wasting your youth on 4chan instead of meeting up and partying with people at music festivals and thinking its the older users that are sad.
i don't like public events because i hate traffic.
besides, i use 4chan sparingly.
i spend most of my time waging.
my schedule is sleep and work most days of the week.
i think the older user's and their regrets serve as a sort of inverse motivation.
they lament over their mistakes, and so i try to avoid them.
i also like the general "tfw no gf" feels. it makes me feel not so alone.
Anonymous No.82087783 [Report] >>82087810 >>82087827 >>82087853 >>82088182 >>82088182 >>82088230
>>82087676
He has reached out, and spoken to verifiably underage girls on discord. Many of the girls who "claim" to be 18, are in fact underage who he has also spoken to. A man in his mid 30's has zero business talking to mentally ill, underaged girls online, or in person. Especially when these same girls are posting photos of themselves online nude. If you need to be in the room with him jerking it on cam, or sexting these girls for "evidence" then that says more about you then you realize. So tired of this pedo-aligned stringent mindset where you need to catch these fucking pedophiles in the act itself before it dawns on you these people are fucking scum, and deserve any/all bad things that come their way. Not my fault you're unaware of what this person does. Do you have any other hobbies besides defending pedophiles on r9k? Just curious. Wasn't sure if it was a real passion for you, or maybe just a temporary gig?
Anonymous No.82087810 [Report] >>82087980
>>82087783
we got a real seether over here lmao
Anonymous No.82087827 [Report] >>82087980
>>82087783
You literally just wrote an essay replying to doom larping as someone defending him
Anonymous No.82087853 [Report] >>82087888 >>82087980 >>82088218 >>82088640
>>82087783
>Many of the girls who "claim" to be 18, are in fact underage who he has also spoken to
How is this his fault, maybe he should have verified the age but it's not his fault they lied.
>He has reached out, and spoken to verifiably underage girls on discord.
Yea, where is the proof?
> A man in his mid 30's has zero business talking to mentally ill, underaged girls online, or in person.
I agree, but there has been no proof of what he's done yet, it's not that hard to post proof.
>So tired of this pedo-aligned stringent mindset where you need to catch these fucking pedophiles in the act
Yea it's called innocent until proven guilty and it has been this way forever, people like you changing the mindset to guilty until proven innocent.
>Do you have any other hobbies besides defending pedophiles on r9k?
I do thank you for asking, do you have any other than making fun of a man's looks and then accusing him of something as severe as pedophilia?
Anonymous No.82087874 [Report]
correction: i look like this
Anonymous No.82087888 [Report] >>82087905
>>82087853
mhm mhm ok buddy
Anonymous No.82087905 [Report]
>>82087888
No proof posted yet, yep
Anonymous No.82087917 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
Sick of this namefag pedo shitting up the board
Anonymous No.82087980 [Report] >>82088018
>>82087810
>>82087827
>>82087853
Let this be a lesson for those watching. The most effective strategy to combating a NARC is to simply state what they do to them. As evidence of these delicious (You)s. When faced with their own actions they will squirm, and deflect. Blame anyone other than themselves, and even go as far as to create delusions to justify their shitty behavior towards others. The NARC's two worst enemies is criticism for their shitty behavior, and outright ignoring them. They are literally compelled like a fucking demon to act the way they do unless they seek professional help for their condition. Try it for yourself!
Anonymous No.82088018 [Report]
>>82087980
Bruh, I'm not the person in the picture, all I am asking is for proof. I don't know why this is so difficult to do
Anonymous No.82088116 [Report] >>82088174
>>82085435
no I'm 40
Anonymous No.82088141 [Report]
>>82087404
those look like 2 different people
Anonymous No.82088155 [Report]
>>82087577
He looks my age and I'm in my 40s.
Anonymous No.82088174 [Report] >>82088196
>>82088116
You could legitimately be my mother. That is middle aged desu.
Anonymous No.82088182 [Report]
>>82087783
>Many of the girls who "claim" to be 18,
not his fault
>>82087783
>Especially when these same girls are posting photos of themselves online nude
Not his fault
Anonymous No.82088184 [Report]
>>82085435
no, ignore the faggot who answered for me
Anonymous No.82088189 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
I am, but I'd never post my pic on 4chan. I've been here since 2007 and know better than to do something like that. Once you post something here, you can bet at least one person saved it, and that person might repost it and then it's forever on the interwebs.
Anonymous No.82088196 [Report]
>>82088174
I can't because I'm a man.
Anonymous No.82088201 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
Isnt this that guy that calls himself doom and acts like hes some kind of bad ass main character. Its kinda sad to see a man his age act like that here.
Anonymous No.82088218 [Report]
>>82087853
Everyone knows how that girls are underage, he personally claims pedo and posted about having a 14 year old girl doing stuff for him
Devastation No.82088230 [Report]
>>82087783
>A man in his mid 30's has zero business talking to mentally ill, underaged girls online, or in person
Where is meeting all of these cute girls that are into old ugly men acting this way? I'm only in my 40s so I want to make sure I avoid that place.
Anonymous No.82088255 [Report]
>>82087693
Imagine how I feel. Hes 4 years older than me and looks older than my mom.
Anonymous No.82088555 [Report] >>82088724
>>82085359 (OP)

but we are.
Anonymous No.82088640 [Report] >>82088779 >>82088805
>>82085464
>>82087853
What's point in "leaning into" your pedo allegations then doing the bit where you pretend to be a different guy defending yourself against them?
Anonymous No.82088724 [Report]
>>82088555
Still using that pic from years ago stormy?
Anonymous No.82088779 [Report]
>>82088640
He must get nervous when he's sober
Anonymous No.82088805 [Report]
>>82088640
It's to make it look like it doesn't bother him when it does. To the point he cries drunk on vocaroo over it. He also likes to claim he "pedo" hunts or something like that which is another attempt to try to shake the allegations ("I'm not racist, I have a black friend!" equivalent), but hangs around endchan on agatha all the time which is filled with pedophiles making threads over 15-19 year old girls to obsess over, and sharing their nudes. By "leaning into" the accusations it's an attempt to not only deflect it by treating it as a joke, but also to posture that it doesn't bother him. The "totally not doom" posters are the attempt to distance himself from his identity online, and to actually combat said accusations that do in fact bother him. Which realistically no one else is going to do, because anyone that spends any length of time with him can't stand the guy. So they wouldn't bother doing something like that. Unless you get a random in the thread who isn't aware of his history.
Anonymous No.82088853 [Report] >>82088912
>>82085359 (OP)
At the end of the world, they will still be posting here.
Anonymous No.82088912 [Report] >>82089110
>>82088853
When is this guy going to catch doom? I don't care about the autist shitting in the diaper. He needs to catch the real bad guys.
Anonymous No.82089110 [Report] >>82089176
>>82088912
What do you mean catch? Does he try to catch anons?
Anonymous No.82089176 [Report] >>82089244
>>82089110
Maybe.. Only if they're pedophiles though.
Anonymous No.82089244 [Report]
>>82089176
How is he trying to catch them and what would be the best ways to avoid being caught by him specifically.
Anonymous No.82089309 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
this is what I look like
>>82085386
based as fuck
Anonymous No.82089322 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
daily reminder that "pedophile" was invented by kikes in the 20th century to destabilize white society.
Anonymous No.82089392 [Report] >>82089451
>>82085359 (OP)
Im a skinny young nerd but I also have ugly fat bastard energy
Anonymous No.82089451 [Report] >>82089467
>>82089392
>desert punk manga picrel
if i have a daughter you have first dibs to woo her for marriage good sir
Anonymous No.82089453 [Report]
Ah sweet, a narc crusade thread interspersed with pics from twinkbots that look like the emo from Horton Hears a Who
Anonymous No.82089467 [Report] >>82089620
>>82089451
I loved the first half but god the last bits sucked
Anonymous No.82089478 [Report]
>>82085359 (OP)
I dont look like this, im 19 yo twink
Anonymous No.82089620 [Report]
>>82089467
yeah i read the manga when i was 18 and it inspired me to write, i really loved the authors notes and gun info.
it went on a hiatus back then i picked it up again and i could not slog through the last bits but i have a general idea of how it ended.
still one of my faves desu that panel with Kanta with the headband on just spraying shit down with the M60 lives in my head rent free.
Super relatable character for the type of guy i am too lol
Anonymous No.82089697 [Report] >>82089716
>>82085359 (OP)
>I thought you were skinny young nerd types
I am though, I probably weigh less than half the women here.
>t. 6'1, 130lbs
Anonymous No.82089716 [Report]
>>82089697
i used to be those same stats, i was a late grower too
a gust of wind would carry me away