What went wrong?

What is this shit? Why did Remedy make this?
>set in the oldest house, but LEVEL LAYOUTS NEVER CHANGE
>ohhh corrupted items can shake up your game and change it! NOT, they’re just a stupid object that floats around and does literally fucking nothing
>game feels fucking janky
>sounds janky
>looks janky
>it’s been a month and they haven’t communicated any plans to expand the game or introduce anything new
>no voice or text chat
>even on highest difficulty, enemies are braindead stupid and easy to defeat
>0 lore or story. It’s a Control game and there’s NO FUCKING LORE OR STORY. What the fuck?
This does NOT feel like a Remedy game in any fucking way. It’s not snappy and responsive. It doesn’t look good. It doesn’t sound good. It doesn’t feel good. There has clearly been zero effort put into the content or the mechanics. It doesn’t even follow the rules of the Oldest House set out in Control, so it barely even has lore continuity, something Remedy is stellar at.

There’s some fucking conspiracy here or something. This is NOT a Remedy game. This is a fucking pajeet AIslop piece of shit with a coat or Remedy paint lazily slathered on top.

Sam Lake was nowhere near this game. I’m convinced Remedy had nothing to do with this game.

Who the fuck is this game for? Why did they make it? Why does it feel like a beta test? Actual fucking embarrassment. What the fuck happened to Remedy? Alan Wake 2 was flawless kino, what the fuck is this shit?