>>64380730
you always see people mock female armour in videogames being glorified metal bikinis half the time, as if women don't go out of their way to dress like that at a direct detriment to their own safety irl

>>508435797
it's true
>be me 17 drunk at a houseparty
>try to flirt with this girl who has huge tits, top showing pornographic amounts of cleavage
>stare at her boobs for a solid five seconds, look her in the eyes and say "uhh nice top"
>mfw it worked