What advice would you give on the construction of a lanyard or sling for my battle axe? I will be denied entry into Valhalla if I do not die with a weapon in hand. So, I am trying to keep my battle axe on my person at all times. It can get a little awkward keeping a battle axe under my coat at all times, so I am stringing together a lanyard to simplify things. My main worry is what to do if I have to travel by airplane. Naturally, I can't bring a battle axe onto a plane. But what if I tuck away a plastic knife and spork on my person? Will that still count in Valhalla?