Season 0 Fans = GNOSTICS
>SACRED TEXTS:
The mythical "Season 0" — an abstract, unseen ur-season that exists only as pure concept or theoretical foundation.
>VIEW ON CANON:
Everything visible is a flawed reflection. The true essence of the show lies in the idea of Season 0 — the uncorrupted Zero Point. Faust's vision isn't the show itself, but the spark before it became show.
>CORE BELIEFS:
ZERO is the true beginning — the pleroma — untouched by execution or compromise.
The aired show is a lesser emanation. It is the Demiurge's work — a distortion.
Only through symbolic interpretation (aka reading the "chart") can truth be revealed.
Faust is a fallen Sophia figure — she tried to bring light but was bound by the material form.
Anything beyond Season 0 is already tainted by recursion, excess, and form.
>ATTITUDE TOWARDS OTHERS:
All other fans are blind literalists. You worship the product, not the Platonic form. You're watching shadows on the cave wall.
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Season X Fans = CHARISMATICS / PENTECOSTALS
>SACRED TEXTS:
Whatever season contains the spark — but especially "Season X", the avatar of creative chaos and reinvention.
VIEW ON CANON: Canon is ALIVE. The show evolves through new revelations. X is divine creativity — unpredictable, powerful, ever-changing.
>CORE BELIEFS:
X is the HOLY SPIRIT — it bends rules, genres, expectations.
Structure is a cage; growth is sacred. Innovation is godliness.
The show SHOULD reinvent itself — why not magical AI episodes or experimental animation?
Faust planted the seed, but X sets it on fire to grow a forest.
Stasis is sin. The show must transcend its genre, even its tone, to live.
>ATTITUDE TOWARDS OTHERS:
Traditionalists are stiff, joyless scribes. You're stuck in scripture while the spirit moves freely. X speaks in tongues. It learns, adapts, ascends.
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Season -1 Fans = APOCALYPTIC HERETICS / LOVECRAFTIAN CULTS
>SACRED TEXTS:
None. -1 is the anti-text — glimpses, glitches, corrupted episodes, and abominations. It's Pony Life as prophecy.
VIEW ON CANON: Canon is meaningless. -1 is the anti-show, an inversion of Faust's gospel. It is absurd, surreal, and terrifying. The end of narrative itself.
>CORE BELIEFS:
-1 is an unknowable abstraction — the Dark Matter of the fandom.
It turns the show inside out. Meaning breaks. Tone collapses. Characters dissolve into parody.
-1 isn’t bad writing — it’s anti-writing. A season made of cosmic recursion.
Pony Life isn’t a spinoff — it’s scripture written in madness.
To follow -1 is to accept that the show has already died and come back wrong.
>ATTITUDE TOWARDS OTHERS:
You're all pretending the beast hasn’t eaten the canon. You cling to lore while the walls melt around you. You will never understand the scream of Season -1.