This crabbing is driving me absolutely insane, I have about 20% of my life savings in crypto (just in case) we go up but I have a sinking feeling the market's already topped out and the impending mega ultra extremely painfully severe recession is on the horizon with the horrible jobs reports as of late (that and rate cuts are often a sign something's broken and very bearish).

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME (HONESTLY) IF WE'RE GOING UP OR DOWN? I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BUY BUT I'M SCARED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It sounds so simple, but in reality it's so excruciating. I can't fucking stand when my non-picks moon and my holds stay stagnant or crab dump while everything else pumps. This results in me jumping ship to rotate to another due to fomo, then the cycle repeats viciously.

WHY AM I A SLAVE TO MY EMOTIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> High inhibition, constant self doubt and overanalyzing everything
> This leads to getting too scared to jump into (obvious) opportunities
> Try the "just work bro" route
> being a social pariah leads to you getting taken advantage of and constantly passed over for promotion
> try to be sociable
> just annoy your coworkers instead and makes things worse
> try entrepreneurship
> can't understand zoomer slang and what not, so you automatically suck at marketing/sales by default which leads to no money coming in (no sales, etc.)
> go back to crypto
> keep getting rekt from being too late - "get with the times bro" never works out for autists

Bros it's a fucking curse I can't fucking take it anymore.

P.S.: before any of you mention musk, bezos, zuck, etc. (obvious spergs), just remember they had the familial connections to make their geeky innovations become megacorporations - it's extremely difficult for autists to make connections if they don't have them right out of the gate.

It's such a normie portfolio, WHAT THE FUCK DO I ADD OR SELL I'M GOING CRAZY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I FEEL SO LEFT BEHIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Obviously 100x's don't exist in crypto anymore unless you're a part of the SOL cabal this cycle. Now I turned my attention to stocks, obviously I'm too late to buying Palantir but I badly need to know the next 100x unicorn. Please, I fucking hate being poor so badly and I want out of the rat race hamster wheel (5 figure purgatory here).

Seriously how do some memes (ie useless coin) get handpicked to keep pumping while 99% of others (even many good ones I've seen) slowrug? Maybe I'm just not in tune with zoomer gossip on tiktok or something? Fuck can someone tell me a few hints or something I'm so sick of staying poor.

I try all kinds of creative search queries to find at least a few vids that'll provide me detailed valuable info but instead I'm always besieged with 5+ million subscriber oversaturated high level garbage.

Is there a creative way I can find the truly good videos so I don't have to spend hours sifting through garbage to find even a single good video on how to TRULY make money? I'm at a wits end.