Anyone here work for IT? Whats the most retarded thing you have ever heard from a ticket or situation? ill go first:
>manager reports 100+ users report that they no longer have access to a banking software
>OHFUCK
>scramble to see whats going on, get engineering involved, call vendors etc
>jump the gun super hard because managing directors and VPs want answers due to monetary exposure
>panicking due to scope of impact
>"hey anon did you check thier login status yet?"
>i checked they're provisioned for it yes
>"no i mean if they're password locked"
>mfw those 100+ people had not logged into that application in 14 days
>turns out their managers never check in on thier people
>solve with a password reset

>Beast moveset is kino
>Pogo sucks ass
>Witch moveset is kino
>Literally cannot heal