>Pick Blade
>Kill ulting Luna 3 times
>Keep the tank anti'd so he plays timid
>Shit out enough damage to ult 7 times
>All by the end of round 1
>They pushed the cart the whole way though
>"Get off Blade, you're not him!"
>I crunch the numbers and I received 1700 healing the whole fucking round
>Pick Ultron to boost the healing since it is clearly an issue
>Luna takes this as a cue to swap to DPS
I deranked from Diamond to fucking Gold with matches like this. THis matchmaking is going to be the reason I uninstall real soon. If EOMM isn't real the formula for team balancing is way off and I don't really care what the problem is. The fact that even matches are legitimately remarkable in this game should be a red flag.