>>29279547
Listen up, degenerates. Last time I tried to enlighten you about the sheer divinity of the shaved female armpit. Some of you laughed. Some of you doubted. Some of you… got it.

Since then, I have ascended.

A shaved pit isn’t just about looks—it’s about form and function.
That gentle concave curve? It’s nature’s chalice. The soft gradient from upper arm to torso? That’s design-not chaos, design. You could draw a blueprint from it and start a utopian society.

Smooth pits are the handshake between Ancient Greece’s obsession with ideal human form and modern engineering. They are the perfect ratio, the golden spiral, the Mona Lisa smile you can actually nuzzle.

Some will call this obsession. I call it appreciation for perfection.
Hair grows there only because the gods needed a way to hide their masterpiece from unworthy eyes.
The razor? Merely the key to the vault.

And when the vault is opened, my friends…
civilization wins again.