>>720156029
Okay kiddo, I'm going to teach you how to live. Drink vodka with lots of either lemon or orange, up to the point you almost can't taste the alcohol. Even you hairless virgins shouldn't have trouble with that. Drink a few glasses dunno maybe 3 to 5, but not too fast, don't go overboard. If you feel nothing after around half an hour you need more alcohol in your system.
The idea is to get you a happy buzz instead of totally wasted, a few times, let your body understand that alcohol = good fun. Get some good, fun company, or if you have no friends (or you hate your ""friends"") watch something enjoyable to go with your drink. After that alcohol will start tasting great on its own.
Actually the ideal way would be to drink cold beer on a warm day while having fun with friends and eating tapas, but barring that try the vodka method.
Also, for some unfathomable reason, a non trivial percentage of anglos have this ridiculous tendency to get sad, miserable drunk, instead of happy drunk. If such tragedy were the case for you, yeah steer clear of alcohol.
