Thread 720147109

What games do you play while drunk?

I don't drink alone, used to have Heroes 3 hotseat "sleep"overs, but frens got too old for this shit.

Any game cause im an alcoholic

I used to play WoW drunk a lot it was really chill until it wasn't. best and worst time of my life

>>720147374
>I don't drink alone
zoomer moment

Dude weed man, I love weed so much it's soooo much better than alc. Doesn't give you organ damage, is anti-inflammatory and weed addiction is way better than alcoholism. I'm growing my own stuff in my own growtent, nice hobby. Got some fresh&dank Lemon AK automatic at home, it's a sativa dominant cross between AK47 and Lemon Haze. Pic related is an almost ripe Strawberry Gorilla, got a little foxtailing because of heat stress. 420 blaze it faggots!

>>720149409
I'm likely older than your mom.

>>720147109 (OP)
How does it enhance it? I just get tired

>>720147109 (OP)
my life sucks so i drink most evenings so most of my gaming is done with at least a buzz on

>>720147109 (OP)
coke

>>720151546
this is the most absurd thing i've seen in a long time

>>720147902
I got kicked out of tons of guilds for drunk playing. Going off on the guild leaders for being faggots. Even got kicked from an Eve Online corp for calling the leader an filthy street shitter.

I fucking love beer but I'm holding back because of calories

>>720151546
>>720150268
I wish I had access to coke, like that other anon says I have to drink so much it just makes me tired.

>>720151732
Sounds like you were in some faggot ass guilds desu.

>>720151546
What was the problem that this clever engineer was trying to solve?

>>720151546
but... what is even the point?
are people stealing coke?

borderlands 1 same couch splitscreen, and tera with my mates. those were some good times

>>720151943
They were indeed. I was the only rogue in most of them. Pure reddit.
Finally ended up in one that was /v/ then r/sub

>>720147109 (OP)
one of the easiest ways to develop chronic alcoholism is to pair it with something like gaming

>>720147109 (OP)
I played and beat sekiro piss drunk over the course of like three days. It's how I know it's by far the easiest FROMSOFT game because blackout drunk me beat it.

>>720152327
Sounds great. No one on this board will ever become alcoholics then.

>>720149409
Yaaaaaeaaaah with nobody else.

>>720151546
I thought Jpan was the country of unmolested vending machines in the middle of rural crossways. Why is this one protected by 2 layers of security?

>>720147109 (OP)
I'd need to drink like 5 or 6 of these to get drunk off of. Much easier to smoke a j

>>720151972
lack of plastic card sales

>>720152560
Calm down George before you're back in the doghouse

>>720151546
Why is there a vending machine in a gas station? Just grab a coke from the cooler.

Alc doesn't enhance shit, quite the opposite in fact. Weed is good for immersion but it also enhances my paranoia, so fuck it. I do remember having fun playing Manhunt on a low dose of acid, though.

>>720151725
>>720151972
Shoplifting most likely. Very common crime is the east for some reason

>>720152023
P sure that coke is supposed to be as cold as it gets without freezing

>>720151546
is this some convoluted way to avoid tax or something?

>>720152824
All those rampant Asian shoplifers.

>>720147902
story tiem?

>>720147109 (OP)
>early night, 0 to a few drinks
Whatever I'm currently playing
>late night, a few drinks to lots of drinks
Usually something that I can play on pure instinct and impulsiveness since reflexes and decision making are gone. Usually darktide as an ogryn and rp in all caps
>go the fuck to bed hour, ??? drinks
My go to bed drunk ritual when I'm too wasted to play anything else is to load up doom 2 and play the first few levels until I die.

>>720147109 (OP)
Alcohol is a shit drink. When I finally reached drinking age I was blown away at how bad it is. Like someone pouring a fart into your drink. Wine is at least tolerable but nigga how do you go from guzzling soda or juice all your life as a kid and then start tasting trash like Beer?

>>720153626
the trick is to start drinking as a kid

>>720153626
You're supposed to pretend to like it.

>>720153695
Dammit Bobby

>>720153626
No one drinks for the taste numbnuts

>>720153626
>drink garbage
>tastes like garbage
As with anything else, you can spend a few more dollars and get something of decent quality that does taste good. It'd be like assuming all fps games are awful because you played extreme paintbrawl once

>>720153398
>My go to bed drunk ritual when I'm too wasted to play anything else is to load up doom 2 and play the first few levels until I die.
I don't want to encourage this behaviour but I do the same with easy to play games.

>Alcohol is a shit drink
It's the worst drug in the world, it fucking sucks and I can't stop.

>>720147109 (OP)
>reduces cognitive ability and hand-eye coordination
Fixed. The 21st amendment was a mistake.

>take eddies
>spend 20 mins just walking around getting lost in everything
Playing single player games while high is awesome, but I don't wanna touch multiplayer games and be a detriment

>>720147109 (OP)
Playing games drunk honestly sucks.
You can see your reactions going to shit in real time but you're also conscious enough for it to piss you off.
One pint to last the evening is enough for me.

>>720153932
>I don't wanna touch multiplayer games and be a detriment
Why not? You already are in real life...

>>720147109 (OP)
I have a weird plateu where I get worse when drunk, then when completely wasted get better. Or maybe I just feel like I'm doing better.

Weed is the best for immersion though

>>720151972
Freeing mankind from the yoke of coin-operated vending machines

>>720152358
Based alcoholic

>>720153932
the fuck is an eddie

>>720153626
It's an acquired taste. If you want everything to taste like sugar they still make those kinda drinks too.

>>720153976
The trick is to get barely tipsy, that way you get rid of slight hesitation and land in the land of pure reflex.

>>720154195
"Edible," meaning a cannabis-laced candy. He's basically saying that he only plays games as escapism instead of as tests of skill.
t. >>720154025

>>720154025
NTA But I don't know if you know this. But most people on this planet will contribute nothing. You included.

>>720149624
Thanks it's time for me to light up and play some Valorant.
It's going to be a fun evening!

>>720153874
All beer tastes more or less the same.

>>720147109 (OP)
Used to get super drunk and go on Comedy Night to call people niggers and faggots, those were good times

>Get drunk off beer
>Manage to completely lmao the last 25% of KH1FM
>Get ultima weapon
>Beat Sephiroth
>Beat the superbosses
>All while drunk
>Stopped at Xemnas because I started getting a little hungover and I was losing like crazy.
Good time

I always wanted to do gaming drinking games with friends
like, take a shot every time you die, if you die from a headshot it's 2 drinks, and so on

could never find people to do it with though

>>720154340
thanks mr miserable

>>720154361
I have pumped my seed in so many Latinas I lost count. My colonization efforts have contributed greatly

>>720154340
>instead of as tests of skill
What a gay cope. Learn a real skill like playing an instrument or woodworking. Moving a little guy on a computer screen is not a skill.

>>720149624

im a fucking obese thank to this shit

>>720154687
>woodworking
Wooooweeee you tell em grandpa!

>>720147109 (OP)
I can't enjoy video games drunk, I just lose my motor skills and get frustrated, but I enjoy shitposting drunk while listening to music.
What kind of games exactly get better while drunk?

>>720147109 (OP)
Warcraft 3 and starcraft 2 custom maps.

Alcohol just doesn't hit right, benadryl and ps2 horror games is where it's at.

>>720147109 (OP)
tf2 of course.

>>720154673
Alright Genghis Khan, I wouldn't use that as a badge of honor.

>>720154361
>most people on this planet will contribute nothing
Then you have no room to judge, do you?
>>720154635
>you don't approve of Woke social-engineering via the "legalization" of mind-rotting substances?
>you're just miserable and have nothing in life!
Cute.
>>720154687
>twitch-reflexes is not a skill

>>720154824
hearthstone. i always play hearthstone while drunk since it doesn't require any motor skills

>>720154986
>>twitch-reflexes is not a skill
That's right.

>>720154986
>cannabis is woke
you are deranged lmao

>>720154340
>only plays games as escapism instead of as tests of skill.
Is there an issue with that?

>>720147109 (OP)
fps is my go to. if I can get to that state where the buzz becomes drunk my reflexes are much quicker and I play noticeably better. it's a very difficult line to walk though because if I go past the buzz into drunk my skills fall off a cliff.

>>720154986
This website has rotted your brain more than cannabis ever could.

Any Elder Scrolls game is peak kino when played drunk.

>>720154986
Judge who? I think you think I'm someone else and I'm in no mood to start an endless conversation about nothing.

>>720147109 (OP)
Pinball Arcade, I love it

randomly reinstall Left 4 Dead 2 at 3 am and still find good games 15 years later. With random good people all probably as shitfaced as me

>>720153932
I've done ketamine in the middle of top 5%ile comp matches several times lmao fuck em

>>720154614
I've always wanted to do Drunk Mario Party

>>720151546
Japan getting ahead of their immigration problem I see

>>720153626
>t. Started with Bud Light
An Asahi, Wiehenstephan, Peroni, Mahou, Estrella Galicia, Paulaner, or Funky Buddha would make you reconsider

>>720155151
>expanding the sphere of Western degeneracy isn't Woke
Right...
>>720155153
Yes, because you might as well play mobile games at that point.
>>720155237
And why, exactly, should I take that assessment seriously?
>>720155293
Are you not part of "most people"?

>>720155791
nta but I've tried a bunch of different shit and it all tastes like pisswater mixed with disinfectant

>>720154340
What's wrong with that?

>>720155957
do you drink alcohol?

>>720156029
Your palate sucks ass. It's very unfortunate but some people are just born with the tasting ability of a cat.

>>720156029
Then it's not a drink for you, brownoid

>>720154340
What's wrong with that? After an entire day of being ravaged by an endless supply of negative self thoughts as well as just shitty life in general, it's nice to have something that suppresses all that and I can just feel happy for a few hours, who am I even displaying these "tests of skill" for if it's single player games?

>>720156129
>>720155957, second point.
>>720156139
>>720153910, whole post.

>>720155957
You unironically think gaming is some kind of test of skill rather than escapism 99% of the time? Like, for real? Lol

>>720155791
Your post made me reconsider.
I never stopped.

>>720155957
I am most people but you're mass replying right now. I was defending some poor guy who was told he was a detriment to this world.

>>720156165
The earliest evidence we have for humans drinking beer comes from the Middle East so it is very much a brownoid drink.

>>720154707
How? In the long run weed completely ruins your appetite

>>720156146
at least I don't spend thousands on le adult drink. coffee tastes like mud btw

>>720156207
Because he's a tryhard faggot and probably underage b& as well.

on Friday nights the whole NA server be catchin mole hands

>>720155957
>Yes, because you might as well play mobile games at that point.
Nah, I won't. I'll keep playing them for fun. Now what?

>>720156397
You're probably right on the money, I used to think like that awhile back

>>720156381
>In the long run

how long this has to be? i've been smoking for 10 years and i always devour all the kitchen

>>720156314
The Mesopotamians were not arabs

>>720156207
You could spend that time searching for a more fulfilling life instead of trying to escape this one.
>>720156273
For 99% of modern "gamers," it sure is...
>>720156292
>some poor guy who was told he was a detriment to this world
Stoners are, yes.
>>720156314
And now, much of the Middle East bans drinking ethanol. Funny that...

>>720156675
Not from Europe = brownoid

>>720156397
I can guarantee he’s underageb&.

Also, it baffles me to this day that there are people who still think anyone drinks alcohol for the fucking taste lmao. You drink it to get high and feel good.

>>720156768
>You could spend that time searching for a more fulfilling life instead of trying to escape this one.
Like making mass reply bait posts on 4chan like you are? Such a fulfilling life.

Only thing about edibles is my tolerance is starting to piss me off, I want something to knock me on my ass without costing a fortune. Someone suggest something

>>720156768
What makes video games a reasonable outlet to "test your skill" over competitive sport? Step into a boxing gym if you're not afraid to test your mettle. Or keep up with this escapist fantasy that toys are any serious test of ones ability as a man.

>>720149624
I miss weed so fucking much jesus christ it hasn’t even been that long. Due to reasons, I can’t take weeb again until at least late November. fuck anyone who says this shit isn’t addictive

>>720147109 (OP)
None. When I'm drunk I just end up watching garbage like reaction videos on youtube. That's why I've started avoiding alcohol, because I want to actually play some vidya.
Pills are the real gamer fuel. 100mg of caffeine + 200mg of L-theanine is fucking magic.

>>720147109 (OP)
I can only drink or do drugs socially, unfortunately. Doing those things alone just feel terrible, and my friends aren't always up for multiplayer games while drinking

>>720156768
>>720156768
>>some poor guy who was told he was a detriment to this world
>Stoners are, yes.

>>720156029
Okay kiddo, I'm going to teach you how to live. Drink vodka with lots of either lemon or orange, up to the point you almost can't taste the alcohol. Even you hairless virgins shouldn't have trouble with that. Drink a few glasses dunno maybe 3 to 5, but not too fast, don't go overboard. If you feel nothing after around half an hour you need more alcohol in your system.
The idea is to get you a happy buzz instead of totally wasted, a few times, let your body understand that alcohol = good fun. Get some good, fun company, or if you have no friends (or you hate your ""friends"") watch something enjoyable to go with your drink. After that alcohol will start tasting great on its own.
Actually the ideal way would be to drink cold beer on a warm day while having fun with friends and eating tapas, but barring that try the vodka method.
Also, for some unfathomable reason, a non trivial percentage of anglos have this ridiculous tendency to get sad, miserable drunk, instead of happy drunk. If such tragedy were the case for you, yeah steer clear of alcohol.

>>720157108
God Quentin was such a faggot holy shit the only one who was worse was Manlet Tears. At least back then these retards identified themselves.

>>720157045
>I can’t take weeb again
anon you've really gotta get off the weeb

My whole life I was too afraid to drink/smoke, but recently I started taking thc/cbd gummies to deal with stress/anxiety. It's magical. It makes me appreciate games more and I don't feel compelled to freak out when stupid shit happens at work. Also helps me get motivated to go to the gym after work. I think I'm going to try a brownie next.

>>720157319
THC can actually make your anxiety 10x worse

>>720156992
Quitting. It's "not addictive," correct?
>>720157108
Even if it was legal, like how it's "legal" in many US states (while still Federally prohibited, hence the quotes), that wouldn't make stoners any less of a burden to those around them. Same for drunks.

>>720157414
Inhaled THC and edible THC are completely different.

>>720157437
No it is, and I got on regular breaks, point still stands.

>>720157437
Why's this guy trying to "gotcha" so hard?

>>720156656
having an empty poorfag kitchen helps

>>720157437
>Even if it was legal, like how it's "legal" in many US states (while still Federally prohibited, hence the quotes),
it's really him isn't it

these days I lose all drive to play games when I drink. weed makes it more fun but it's still illegal where I live so I don't really do it.

>>720157672
nta but I'd just eat like, a quadruple ramen noodle batch

>>720157620
I replied to two people, which one are you referring to?
>>720157732
No, it's not. I doubt he's against ethanol, for example.

Why is it when I'm high I become a snack vacuum, once I come to and see all the empty packages I feel like such a fat ass, I lift so I'm not, but still holy shit

>>720157863
it literally says in the image that he's straight edge you positively dense retard

>>720157732
I love these comics

>>720157972
Weed improves your metabolism and fights insulin resistance, which is why you get hungry.

>>720153626
Maybe don't drink lager you fucking cuckold.

>>720149624
Weed used to make me feel great but lately it stopped being fun. Now whenever I'd get high I'd just feel bad and eat a ton of snacks, which made me feel worse. Honestly spending my weekends sober has made me a lot happier now.

>drinking alcohol
>ever
I'm too good for that.

>love the taste of beer
>hate being drunk
>alcohol is expensive
>also a fatass and on a diet so it had to go

Shame

>>720158272
It's not a good habit to pick up.

>>720157972
>>720158213
I hate to break it to you. But you're fat because you eat too much, alcohol makes it worse, I know, I'm the same, but not moving and drinking is just part of it.

>>720158527
I'm not fat, I'm 151 at 5'8' and as I stated, I lift regularly

>>720158527
I'm actually a fucking twig on account of my job and how little I normally eat, but my metabolism is bound to slow down soon so it's best to stop now, especially since weed doesn't do much for me anyways.

>>720147109 (OP)
>What games do you play while drunk?
Anon, everything in life is better with alcohol and money

>drinking and playing fightan games with the boys all night til you hear the birds chirping outside at 7am
oh alcohol i still drink to your health

>>720158682
>I lift regularly
Better than me. Except I'm taller and skinny.

>>720158910
Damn it we're all skinny twigs.

>>720158034
I don't think he'd ever say it should be illegal.

>>720147109 (OP)
When I get really drunk I don't play games.
I post selfies of real women, gorgeous ones, /lgbt/ with captions like "three months on E, no implants :3" and watch trannies seethe. I do that until the sound of my own giggling starts to piss me off. Then it's nap time.

Low stake shooters are usually the best. Shit like Battlefield.

>>720159396
Sometimes I think I'm talking to kindred drunks and then I read deranged shit like this

>>720159713
pre-SBMM COD games used to fun

>>720156029
Drink dark beer and flavorful whiskey. Light drinking (Bud Lite etc) is retarded

>>720147109 (OP)
Pvp games only.
>boot up
>drink
>laughing my ass off the entire time win or lose
>go for more reckless plays
>cheer on teammates if its a team game
>fall asleep in my chair after

>>720147109 (OP)
Mostly JRPGs and games that I can just mindlessly grind in. It's hard to focus on much else. Personally I prefer watching movies while drunk. I recently watched Betterman while wasted and it was great.

The best part of being drunk is feeling up your own face and hair. Feels so fucking out of this world

>>720160394
>Start rubbing my hair while drunk.
>Instantly get reminded that my hairline is heavily receding at an early age.
>Night gets ruined.

>>720159396
>>720160394
Same person. I'd bet money on it.

>>720160532
I was about to make a joke and be like haha sorry norwood bros, but I didn’t expect someone to actually respond about that. I’m sorry, brother. I mean rubbing bald head must feel good too, no? You gotta become one of those cool bald dudes, like vin diesel or uhh billy zane
>>720160619
NO I SWEAR THATS NOT ME

>>720147109 (OP)
Grand Strategy, especially CKII and EUIV.
I think it's the best king/general simulation we've achieved.
>overestimate your strength/underestimate the enemy
>get endless rebellions and bullshit events
>have to fix it immediately while druk
>either fuck up hard and spend the next 5 ingame years fixing your mistake
>somehow win and get assfucked by other wars and rebellions

>>720147109 (OP)
I prefer cannabis tbqhwyf desu

>>720147109 (OP)
cs, tf2, valheim, postal 2, doom eternal, vampire survivors...

>>720155791
decent list but would drop peroni for nastro azzuro

dude weed for exploration, coffee for combat. beer straight to the trash

>>720147109 (OP)
Driving games are fucking great while drunk.
Drinking and driving is fun. It's great to have a way to do it without endangering anyone.

I used to drink a lot and play shit like TF2, Holdfast, EU4, and the PS2 Burnout games. Basically games where I'm either really experienced at or if I lose it doesn't matter.
But a few years ago I just kinda stopped... I didn't have a health scare or anything, just kinda got too busy to enjoy the night. I want to try to get back into it, maybe I should pick up some Italicus again, that shit is the bomb.

>>720147109 (OP)
WoW & Rust, I used to play those whilst getting drunk but after being muted in wow too many times for trolling fragile little faggot gaymers & being kicked from Rust servers for annoying people, I no longer play games while drinking I just watch joutube or twitch.
... Playing games whilst getting drunk alone & not being able to troll anyone or even just make based comments just isn't fun

>>720149624
Used to do weed but recently it's just made me really fucking paranoid and fearful so I've stopped. I miss it but not that much anymore, much less using it while playing vidya

>>720161590
Eh situations change

>>720160749
NO I SWEAR THATS NOT ME
I believe you.

>>720161506
I play driving games with a wheel and stick. It's awesome. BeamNG and Spintires.

>>720161919
Beamng with a wheel (and VR headset) sounds amazing

there is no such thing as "good" tasting beer, just beer that tastes "less bad". you've never LIKED beer, you drank beer because your friends made you drink it at parties. Then you got so used to drinking it just to get drunk, that afterwards, later, you became able to enjoy it because you got so used to its awful taste. Basically, if you enjoy the taste of alcohol, it's because you are a pathetic weak-brained loser who got peer pressured as a kid (and folded, equally pathetically) and drank beer because your friends made you, despite not even liking it, and just wanting to fit in.

There is no argument to this, nobody naturally enjoys the taste of beer, so you are

A: only drinking to get drunk, because you feel like you have to to either be likable or you are immature

or

B: your friends made you drink it and you wanted to feel cool and like an adult, so you drank it until the taste tasted less shit

either way, you're a bitch, and if you enjoy alcohol it's the easiest way to tell you're weakwilled and crumble to society's expectations of you.

>>720162421
TLDR; Your're wrong I like beer.
Source: Me

>>720161901
I suppose that's right, I do most of my drinking at work events now. But it's not the same as playing TF2 drunk as fuck with tunes blaring and speedrunning making a drink in the setup time on Dustbowl.

>>720162421
>>720162421
>alcohol le bad
ah yes an americapost

>>720152852
That's just normal fucking coke. It's a carbonated beverage it already can be stored below freezing.

>>720158427
For me it's red wine except I'm also not overweight. God I wish non-alcoholic wine didn't suck ass.

>>720162845
Red whine is the best And I'm a whiskey man. White whine tases like vomit doesn't it? Not even trying to bash it. it just does.

>>720162845
It's not really possible. *maybe* you could filter it through a molecular seive to get just the ethanol out?

>>720163191
I've had good whites, in my experience Italy and Spain do them the best. Overall though even the best whites I've had are just like as good as a decent red, even mid-tier reds beat the best whites for me.

I've been teetotal for almost year now. It's fucking boring, I hate it. Also getting sick of people asking if I feel better for it. No, it's just more boring.

>>720152023
niggas walking around like bender from futurama with a damn coin on a string out in chinese

>Using drugs

Is life is so miserable you need a momentary comfort from drinking or doing other drugs?

Don't answer. It's a rhetorical question.

>>720163439
>It's fucking boring
Holy shit you are me. Please don't do it because it's "boring" but that is literally what I said IRL.

>>720147109 (OP)
I've never got drunk in my life and I don't plan to.

>>720163648
daring today aren't we