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>ayyys land on Earth
>everyone loses their shit
>just sit there and do nothing but broadcast in their language on repeat
>hmmmm
>send linguistic experts to attempt communication
>start building a vocabulary and grammatical sentence structure
>finally the day arrives, we can translate the message
>all around the world humanity waits with baited breath
>super computers strain their cooling systems in translating the ayyyy's message
>then, it's ready, an old rickety-ass dot matrix printer springs to life and prints a single line
>"Where is the Epstein list?"