>>64134570
be me, /k/ poster
been autistically memorizing muzzle velocities, chamber pressures, and armor penetration tables since puberty
can quote actual hydrostatic shock equations in my sleep
be /x/ poster
"bro what if the M1 Garand is actually haunted because the op rod represents a metaphysical ley line to the astral plane?"
/x/: "9mm vs .45? Neither. You need silver bullets forged during a blood moon, quenched in goatโs tears."
/k/: "bro you literally just described a corrosive primer but forgot to mention powder charge weight."
/x/: "AKs jam if you shoot them at Skinwalkers because the entities disrupt the etheric field of the gas piston."
/k/: "no, they jam because Chad never cleaned his gas tube and thinks WD-40 is a CLP."
/x/: "The government has railguns that bend time!"
/k/: "dude railguns exist, but the capacitor bank makes them less portable than your momโs Rascal scooter. Source: actual DARPA trials."
/x/: "If you chant in Enochian while holding a Glock, you can summon an egregore servitor to guide your aim."
/k/: "Itโs called โtrigger disciplineโ and practice. You absolute spiritual mall ninja."
/x/: "Do you think bullets leave a psychic scar on the astral realm?"
/k/: "1200fps leaves a scar in your liver."
/x/: "The M16 was cursed in Vietnam so it jammed all the time."
/k/: "No, the Army issued the wrong powder, didnโt chrome the chambers, and forgot cleaning kits."
/x/: "What caliber is best for killing demons?"
/k/: "sight alignment, sight picture, and a willingness to double-tap. Also demons donโt exist."
fundamental problem:
/k/ sees physics as immutable law, like gravity or your momโs BMI.
/x/ treats physics like a Tinder hookupโhot for five minutes, then ghosted for vibes.
/k/: "Newtonโs Third Law."
/x/: "Newton was an alchemist who summoned angels, checkmate."
Iโm not fighting spectral cryptids with your DIY wand made from a dishwasher rack
Iโm bringing a suppressed SBR and night vision.
