>>106473934
OP here, yeah that's me. With a broomstick up my ass. You're probably wondering how i got here. Well, its a long story. It started in bootcamp cause the boomers told me to pull myself by the boostraps. So i booted my PC and some German guy came up on the screen with such a thick german accent I could feel the spit coming out of the screen. Something about Boot Loader and Mutexes. It filled me with furious raged I wanted to put a Boot to his face. It was too hard so i went into webdev and had to learn Bootstrap. Then i took a strapon and shoved it up my boot. Boot it wasn't long enough so i grabbed a broom.
