A toast! A toast to queenz and chargers. To cumbacks and balls! To semen slurping! To football!

A toast! A toast to all /nfl/ers. It has been an excellent semen slurping season so far, with cumbacks and flags aplenty. Be sure to remember that black lives matter, to take your medication, to eat at burger king, and to end hate, because the NFL is Gay. Here's to another three and a half months of catty bickering, spam, meltdowns, and gay porn!