Thread 151532091

in disputable

>>151532083
It's because he has shit pocket presence and footwork, and also because (not un-related) Payton runs a babby offense for him, with a lot of designed roll-outs.

>>151532107
That fag and his troon boyfriend look very happy together.

ACHOOOOOOOO

First for attractive chocolate QWEEENS bouncing on my cock.

>>151532126
ok shit for brains now you've gone too far

>>151532114
give payton ______ instead of bo nix and the broncos win the owl

Can he do it?

can't make this shit up. this might be the team of destiny for 0-17

>>151532114
>>151532152
You two don't know ball.

>>151532152
Drew Brees because Payton cant win a playoff game without him

>>151532155
No.

>>151532105
knew I've see this hairstyle before...

>>151532152
dillon gabriel
brock purdy
mac jones
tanner mckee
stetson bennett

>>151532159
Tell me where my post was wrong

>>151532168
>Payton cant win a playoff game without illegally putting out bounties on the opposing players and offering oral favors to pete morelli so he will gift them the victory.
ftfy

Which current 4-2 or better teams will miss the playoffs in your opinion?
IMHO, Broncos, Bears, Niners, Packers, and Patriots are due to collapse.

>>151532156
>bench fields in the middle of the game
>owner publicly calls him shit
>have to start him anyways
HE JUST CAIN

>>151532199
colts

>>151532156
Time to let Russ cook

>>151532189
You fags do realize it was the defensive coordinators 'program' and he had done it everywhere he went? I know Payton knew about it but he was far from the first do to this. The NFL just doesn't want to admit it was common place.

who should get in?

>>151532181
The biggest issue right now is coaching. One of our beat reporters (I think James Palmer) said he talked to more than one DC from teams the Broncos have played this year, and they told him that Payton's offense is predictable and has pretty much been figured out. They know his tendencies in certain situations and down & distances which is why so many plays get blown up instantly. That issue, along with drops, penalties, and passes batted at the line make for a completely broken offense. And when the entire unit looks like shit, you have to look at coaching. Could Bo be playing better, yes, but that wouldn't magically solve their issues

>>151532219
Gary Anderson, Shane Lechler, Brian Mitchell and Adam Vinatieri

>>151532156
PUT ME IN COACH

>>151532213
Nah, he's a bitch and so are (You)

>>151532199
Bears are the worst 4-2 team and their schedule gets harder

Patty Cuckitini

Do you guys mind posting some Dov, please?

>>151532199
bears
afc seems like doodoo this year so the broncos just need to have a pulse to get in

>>151532219
Eli
Fitz
Holt
Wayne
Anderson
Vinatieri - how the fuck is he not in already?
Mankins
Yanda
Wilfork
Williams
Harrison

Packers fans look like THIS!?

can he do it?

>>151532256
That is how they imagine themselves looking right before they go to the sheep barn for some sheep-shagging.

>>151532255
>Eli

no

>>151532256
No

The vikings are a trash poverty franchise that will never win a Super Bowl.

>>151532269
AI slop

>>151532219
Brees
Eli
Fitzgerald
Witten
Vinatieri
Kuechly

>>151532268
2x ring winner. Seethe bitchknees

>>151532219
The fuck, Eli didn't get in first ballot?

>>151532105
This guy thinks that Joseph Smith was a prophet and that the Mormon church isn't a cult

>brings up the Kangz out of nowhere
kwapacktard

Just took a huge Minnesota Vikings

>>151532289
He's not a mormon

>>151532303
Oh I thought he was my bad

yeah. he's seethin.

Refchads, we're in danger

>>151532273
many are saying this

>>151532156
it's Brady Cook time

>>151532219
Brees
Fitzgerald
Kuechly

>>151532223
What does that have anything to do with my post? In fact, it kind of fits with what I said, in that Payton's babby offense is simple and predictable.

>>151532323
>less
Yeah, less of that

>>151532323
MY ROBO-REFFIES :)

>>151532156
Shaduer to the Jets

>>151532282
his post season career is HoF worthy but not his regular season where he's mediocre

>arrives to england
>instantly attacks a church, loots the valuables, kills the priests, and enslaves the survivors
How are these chudoids still a mascot in current year?

>>151532323
It's so over
Rigging will be even easier now

>>151532341
He's one of 6 guys with multiple SB MVPs
That is probably enough to get in

>>151532347
They have good PR

>>151532323
>help out
>out
knew they were all a bunch of faggots. I say it at least 40 times each Sunday.

>>151532219
Fitz is going to be the honored speaker right? Brees while a great player isn't a top 5 QB all time.

>>151532323
This is not good. The model will just learn to rig games for the chiefs

>>151532284
Does that REALLY surprise you?

2x ring winner. Seethe bitchknees

>bought into the raiders instead of a competent team
>mentored shedeur and caleb
>advocated for geno over darnold

has brady officially lost it?

>>151532367
Yes, very much so. He should be in based on that 2007 playoff run alone

>>151532371
>good player sucks at being a coach/executive
Happens all the time

>>151532347
Every team should just be their city name:
>Clevelands
>Jacksonvilles
>Los Angeles 1
>Los Angeles 2

Explain why Eli should be in the hallf of fame without mentioning Tom Brady or the Patriots in general.

[McMullen] The Chiefs are the only team in the NFL that currently ranks in the top five in both total offense and defense. Offense: No. 5 (370.6 ypg); Defense: No. 5 (280.3 yards allowed per game)

By EPA, the Chiefs are a top 3 offense and top 5 passing offense (better if you just look at week 4 onward) and a top 10 defense. By DVOA, they are a top 5 offense and a top 15ish defense.

In points per drive, the Chiefs are #2 to Indianapolis on the season, and they are #1 from week 4 on. Astoundingly, their points per drive from the last four games is higher than their 2018 season, which is the 3rd best season for PPD in modern NFL history. If extended to a full season, the Chiefs offense from the last four weeks would be the best offense in PPD in modern NFL history.

So yeah, team is doing pretty good.

>>151532105
No hate, but he makes my gaydar go off the charts

>>151532371
Turns out Brady and Belichick needed each other.

>>151532338
from your keyboard to god's ears

>>151532371
Probably because Brady saw that Darnold will get you regular season wins and then go full retard in the playoffs, whereas Smith will tank and get them high draft picks for the next 5 years before mutthomo continues to fade away.

>>151532199
Broncos and Bears somehow bullshitting their way to 4-2 is hilarious.

>>151532406
Bullshitb Owl incoming

I remember have a friend who played Madden Superstar mode as a Center.

>>151532392
Explain why Tom Brady should be in the hall of fame without mentioning playoffs, super bowls, stats, awards, or longevity

>>151532260
Fuck off, dov

Barry don’t miss

>>151532199
I like GODleb, but the Bears. They're just way too inconsistent on offense and the defense will soon be exposed by a good offensive team.

>>151532323
If they actually do use A"""I""" for anything I will stop watching

>>151532219
>Vinatieri was not a first ballot hall of famer
Absolute disgrace.
I hope Brees gets in. I don't think Rivers should get in but I'd laugh if he does it over Eli.

>>151532392
Eli should be in the HoF because he beat Tom’s Patriots twice in the biggest game.

>>151532219
Adam Vinatieri
I would make a trip out to canton just for that

What has Sean Payton accomplished in the last 15 years? Serious question. Besides getting Micheal Thomas killed in garbage time against the Bucs and managing 5 humiliating playoff exits in a row

>>151532395
lol, lmao

>>151532392
he won 2 superbowls

>>151532219
Brees, Fitz and Pouncey

>>151532425
Muh stats, nobody cares faggot. This isn't MLB.

>>151532419
Yeah I guess if you ignore Tom's whole career and then ignore only 2 games from Eli's career they're roughly the same qb.

Dov don’t miss

The Chiefs bailed out again

>>151532425
>succ%

What's his secret?

>>151532219
Brees
Gore
Fitz
Vinatieri
Wilfork
Suggs

>>151532472
this nigga made of styrofoam

>>151532476
have a better back-up than a starter, but pay the starter a shit ton of money

>>151532476
His system elevates mid QBs. All the QBs have to do is be slightly competent.

>>151532419
most yards and TDs in NFL history by a significant margin

>>151532472
How long did it take for the redskins to move on from RG3?

Wednesday is usually Lamar's day at the podium...

>>151532091 (OP)
Who is this negress, she's amazing. She will be added to the list

>>151532594
>6
AWOOOOGA *eyes pop out of skull, tongue rolls out of mouth cartoonishly*

>>151532219
Brees and Fitzgerald are the only ones who should get in for first timers. Holt, Evans, Yanda, Fletcher, and Thomas should get in but won't.

Knowing ball is overrated. Feeling and enjoying ball is where its at.

>>151532607
Those look disgusting without 1,000lbs test wiring supporting them btw.

black qbs tongue my anus

>>151532620
Yeah, I bet you feel and enjoy balls constantly

>>151532607
Correct
>>151532630
Wrong. Big heavy saggers are S-tier. Other tit types cannot compete unless maybe torpedos.

>>151532594
Yo who's number 6

>>151532631
how would you be even able to tell if it's a black qb tongue? what about lightskin tongues?

Just took a huge number 6

>>151532126
This makes my day every time

>>151532635
yowzers, biggest American drop on a german since the war crime firebombing of Dresden

tua's status?

>>151532630
You are as gay as the NFL is

>>151532630
aaron please

>>151532643
Just because you are new to the 1st world, doesn't mean you know what you think you know.

>>151532675
Benched and brain damaged.

>>151532635
Idgi
>>151532671
Twas the bri'ish thoughbeit

>>151532472
i will cum so fucking hard if gayden's backup hands mutthomo another monday night L. two frauds exposed for the price of 1

>>151532651
the black qb's tongue was divinely crafted for the pleasuring of the sphincter

If my Bills lose to the Panthers I'm giving up on this season.

>>151532581
Holy shit he's not just quitting on a few games, he's quitting on the entire season.

>>151532688
>Twas the bri'ish thoughbeit
Thanks for confirming what >>151532682 said.

>>151532156
Bring in Mike white. Bengals can’t stop him

>>151532580
They were done with him in his 3rd season, but Kirk did start the end of his 2nd. It was clear around that time that Cousins was just better.

Remember when everyone called the redskins retarded for taking a White, pocket-passing QB in the same draft as a black, meme-scrambler QB?

>>151532472
Again

>>151532607
#1 is the best

>>151532690
Heisman winner Marcus Mariota is coming for the win on Monday.

Lamar needs more help

>>151532690
Mariota is a good backup

>>151532594
I think we have to consneed… basketball reporters are just hotter than ours.

>>151532763
didn’t he throw a pick 6 on his first pass after coming into the cowboys game

>>151532762
And yet Zach still fucked his mom.

Justin Fields status?

>Marcus Mariota
millions of Chiefs fans suddenly in a cold sweat by the mere mention of this islander

>>151532156
METLIFE HUNGERS

>>151532777
Yes he did

>>151532801
Soon...

>>151532796
He’s fully taken a woody johnson pounding.

>>151532091 (OP)
>[Rapoport] #Commanders QB Jayden Daniels, who suffered a low-grade hamstring strain on Sunday, is going to be out for MNF against the #Chiefs, sources say.

They could've had Maye and they passed on him for RG4. Crazy work. Commanders are still the same old Redskins, nothing has changed.

>>151532219
he won't get it, but he's in my absolute legend hall of fame

>>151532796
Bustin. Jets Owner did him dirty though

How to score with fucking 33 seconds on the clock

>>151532809
Goat

don't you bastards fucking dare gift breece hall to kc for a day 3 pick

>>151532219
London Fletcher should already be in. Hopefully this is the year. Fitz and Brees are locks for first ballot.

>>151532762
>>151532105
iirc Nix looks so old because he had really bad acne in college and probably had several dermatology operations to try to fix the acne scarring

>>151532796
Future UFL QB or switched to RB

>>151532844
Mirin the reffie's hustle to get the ball set

>>151532701
Why do fans talk this way

>>151532844
kek, i actually missed how it officially ended due to being drunk as shit and redzone dropping out because this was the last game of the afternoon which is a dumb fucking policy, but it IS policy and even I am above policy.

>>151532865
i would not trust him as a rb, his ball security is atrocious

>>151532861
Ypipo don't wash they face

>>151532844
The mercurial Marvin Mimms.

Does sex with black girls bring your team luck on Sundays?

What happened to Bahama anon?

>>151532871
>No, we, the NFL, can’t show the last remaining game on Red Zone, otherwise, we will sue ourselves.

>>151532892
vaxxed

>>151532892
Killed in a hurricane. F

>>151532892
On a vpn. His posts are easy to tell it's from him lol

The broncos just pulled a black magic ritual idk how theyre not owl bound

>>151532889
it will certainly bring you a special visitor on Sundays...and the rest of your life.

>>151532796
Woody Johnson publically called him ass and now he is going to start because Tyrod is injured. The Jets are a joke.

>>151532888
Dude's hands are magnets and he's so fucking fast

>>151532888
I loved this game.

>>151532932
Im surprised he panned out desu. The broncos had a really bad group of receivers for a minute with shit drafts like jeudy the kwab

Caleb Williams is so ass how did we get the worst QB with the first overall pick? How was this fucker the consensus number 1 choice?

>>151532796
JUS CAN

I like the Vikings because my vtuber oshi is from Minnesota

>>151532941
Oh shit I know remember Jerry Jeudy.

>>151532932
He's so good. I wish we could get him more involved

>>151532940
>OOOOHHH LAAWWDDD DELIVER ME FROM THESE PICK SIXES
I love Jameis

>>151532219
Lorenzo Neal needs to be in their and Full Backs need their own category and teams should be playing Full Backs again

I love that AJ Brown mock trades were like
>A 2nd and 4th for AJ
But Maxx Crosby mock trades are like
>3 firsts and 2 of our 5 best players
The racism can't be denied

>>151532947
>I try
>to look up
>to the sky
>but my eyes burn

>>151532974
AJ is Brown but Maxx is BLACK. No one likes Browns in trumps America

>>151532974
AJ Brown is an overrated Hurtsbaby and Crosby is a generational DE that would be a HoF lock if he were on a competitive team

>>151532947
I actually feel bad for him

>>151532940
>450 yards passing, 4 pass TDs
>Lose
Is it possible to learn this power?

>>151533000
>powered by pff

>>151533000
I heard these experts rated Geno higher than Mahomes in a 31-0 loss

>>151533006
>>151533008
You don't know ball

>>151533000
BLUE EYES WHITE TIGER JOE FLACCO

Bakey does not make me quakey

>>151532999
>3 interceptions
>2 were pick sixes

>>151533024
Bakey Bakey made a big... mistakey

>>151533019
FLACC GOD

>>151532940
He's so based

>>151533016
Explain yourself

>>151532999
You're either born with it or you're not

I wish when teams wore their retros the visiting team wore theirs too

>>151532946
League really wanted another gay black qb.

>>151533050
If you told me 10 years ago Nick Foles would win a Super Bowl and be the MVP of said Super Bowl, I would say that's the most retarded shit I've ever heard.

>>151533067
The Philly Special is the most kino thing I've scene in an Owl live

>>151532946
The people that said there was 0 competition and that Caleb should be the runaway #1 overall pick with no discussion are the same people who whine every week about Shadeur not starting for the Browns.

>>151533053
Yeah, we could have a classic match up of the Decatur staleys vs the eastern Wisconsin blowjob company

I love Hurts because he'll have two of the most pedestrian games you've ever seen, going 17-23 with 172yd 1td 0int in an ugly win, and then he'll break out this game against a then top 2 pass defense and the film will show he put the team on his back.

>>151532946
What do you mean "ass", he's putting the league on notice

>>151533067
55 is such a tard for not realizing Foles was right in front of him and there was obvious trickery going on

>>151533084
>live
watching it last week on your boifriend's laptop while he is busy doing fentanyl in the bathroom isn't live.

>>151533102
>What do you mean "ass"

>>151533117
you good bro?

>>151533117
Projecting a little, huh?

>>151533117
Stop having gay thoughts

>>151533127
You can delete this now

>>151533127
now post the all22 where no one is open

>>151532156
Good, we can finally see what Jordan Travis can do

>>151533127
Caleb and his fucking hero ball mentality. Ever since USC. Maybe it's because he never had an oline at USC that created this habit of scampering all over the place instead of throwing the fucking ball

>>151533134
Why do you assume it's a dude talking to a dude about gay shit instead of literally anyone talking to a chick about her boyfriend.

>>151533127
Its not even the sacks anymore because he cut down on them. Now he is just inaccurate as fuck. The Bears would be a top 5 offense if this bum had even just a 60% completion percentage.

>>151533127
Caleb Williams executed a game winning field goal drive in this game btw

>>151532156
You rang?

>>151533156
Scamper is such a good word

Best RB in the league.

That's not very nice

>>151533174
I think you mean DeAndre Swift with help from Marshawn Lattimore.

>>151533183
As opposed to the one they cut this offseason?

>>151533150
>no one is open
Then throw the fucking ball away lmao kick a short field goal, tie the game and don't get murdered by a defender driving you neck 1st into the turf then settle for a longer field goal anyways. He'll even if it's intentional grounding it's still better than getting sacked.

A toast! A toast to all /nfl/ers. It has been an excellent semen slurping season so far, with cumbacks and flags aplenty. Be sure to remember that black lives matter, to take your medication, to eat at burger king, and to end hate, because the NFL is Gay. Here's to another three and a half months of catty bickering, spam, meltdowns, and gay porn!

>>151533206
Just say you're a racist and move on. We don't need this smoke and mirrors show of throwing Caleb under the bus like this.

>>151533161
Because women don't exist on the internet

Realistically speaking, what should we expect the rest of the season?

This feels like
>Thing
>Thing, Japan

>>151533224
Hopefully a good draft pick so you can get rid of the geezers on your roster

>>151532156
>tyrod taylor had a chance to start for a team
>immediately injured
I'm starting to think he does it on purpose.

>>151533217
Nigger.

>>151533251
And there it is

>>151533206
>Then throw the fucking ball away
it would be intentional grounding and the result would be the exact same
>kick a short field goal
they did.
personally i dont see the problem with trying to extend the play and hope a receiver gets open on a 3rd and long while avoiding a turnover or getting sacked out of field goal range.

>>151533192
>You didn't win that game. We just suck ass.
Commanders fans are so fucking weird, man.

>>151533248
we got to see Tyrod for years. It was not impressive. Dude is the definition of a backup

>>151532888
>run down the length of a football field in about 14 seconds while also slowing down once he realizes he's home free

H-he's fast!

>>151533263
>Commanders fan
How dare you insult me with wild accusations

>>151533248
I don't think he did it on purpose with the Browns Chargers and I think it was the Davis Mills Texans but here it's absolutely intentional. He knows he's only got a couple years left, he knows there's not a lot of journeyman qbs right now and he will end up on a starting roster next year, he's not getting a career ending injury for that team on that turf behind that oline just so they can go 2-15 instead of 0-17

>>151532888
I had to look it up, the 100 yard dash world record is about 9 seconds and that was track and field with no pads. So Mims is pretty fucking fast

>>151533263
>you
>we
kwab

>>151533263
They hated him because he spoke the truth

>he's a fan of a team in a conference but still buys merch from teams in the other conference

I don't understand why people do this. Just pick a damn team

my vikies will win the chargers on friday because vikings take turns in winning and losing and now it's winning turn

>>151533397
>born in city with nfl team
>but also liked watching another team's elite quarterback as a kid
thats how it was for me.

>>151533424
If it was in Minnesota I'd agree

>>151533449
I mean I grew up with my dad's team but kinda liked the Packers and Eagles because they were green and that was my favorite color. But now I just stick with my dad's team, sometimes I root for the Packers and Eagles but I'm not buying or wearing their fucking merch

>>151532871
They actually did show the game till the very end even though it was the last game

Does Jaxson Dart need a wellness check? I like the guy but that loss is brutal

>>151533067
>>151533084
They were in illegal formation and this touchdown shouldn't have counted

>>151533538
Sure thing, Tom

>>151533526
>oh nooo I'm rich and handsome and lost a children's game :/

>>151533526
They need a vibe check

>>151532472
>>151532493

Sam Darnold has said it was Brock Purdy that really got his head into the game in San Fran, and Daniel Jones said the same thing about Sam Darnold in Minnesota. Regardless of his future play, Purdy is a MVP QB Coach.

>>151533492
oh, i see. as i said, i was very drunk.

>>151533549
Based homo

>>151533582
>

>Blaxson Dark
Cant trust em

>>151533526
Its unfair to him as a rookie

>*cough*
>let's throw a screen for a loss
>*coughs and hacks uncontrollably*
>uh swing pass
>*coughs and hacks and wheezes and starts hallucinating*
>okay you can throw it downfield now

>hurr durr lamar is quitting on the team

APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

The people are turning on Dov...

>>151533604
Best QB coach in the league, put some respect on his name.

>>151533658
How many countries is that now?

>>151533170
He has a 61% completion percentage, so obviously it needs to be even higher.

>>151533673
jej

>>151533641
>Dude, what if we ran the last play again, but to the other side?

>>151533676
>old black man football coach does the smart anime man glasses thing
Based

>>151533700
kek
saved

>>151533676
>overrated DC turns out to be an awful head coach
Not surprising at all. He's on track to become the defensive Hue Jackson.

>>151533676
thinking like a brillant
>>151533701
they'll never see it coming

>>151533689
His last couple of games have been sub-60%. The problem is Ben Johnson's scheming should give him a completion percentage of 70%, but he misses too much basic shit. He is almost dead last in CPOE.

>>151533676
This dude is so smart when someone asked him what his hobbies are he said "I like books."

>>151533676
Fuck off, dov

>>151533676
>tfw too smart to win games

>>151533676
Kleiman this desperate for engagement?

>>151533676
I fucking love how awful Dov's tweet are

Mina doesn't know ball

>>151533753
>he misses too much basic shit.
Literally if he just hit his routine throws, he would be a top 10 QB. It's part of the reason I'm still so high on him, the throws he's missing are so braindead and easy that he has to correct it at some point.

>>151533775
It's not even him. He sold the account

>>151533778
She only knows BWC

>>151533778
She knows that she should be rightfully standing by herberts side right now.

>>151533641
So fucking based

three 9-8 seasons in a row fot the Burrow/Jamarr era KEK its like the Rivers/Gates era for san diego but with a conference title

>>151533775
slow news day

>>151533788
>the throws he's missing are so braindead and easy that he has to correct it at some point.

>>151533788
Yeah I am coping about it. It doesn't help that if we had picked Drake Maye we would be dominating right now.

My Commies need to bring him back

How come there are no werewolf teams in the NFL?

>>151533835
Stop laughing at me

>>151533839
No point in dwelling on what could have been. Caleb is supremely talented, Ben Johnson just needs to fucking buckbreak him into hitting those throws.

The world isn't ready for this yet, but Levis is way better than Ward

>>151533866
Honestly, idk because Brian Callahan was terrible. I watched both of them in college though and Ward had the better arm and decision making.

>>151533863
men need to stop wearing short shorts, shorts should go to just above the knee

>>151533863
He looks like his wife dragged him out to the zoo when he just wanted to do something else

>>151533886
Fuck off. Shorter shorts are one of the best things to come back into style. Longer shorts look like shit.

>>151533866
Levis fucking sucks

>>151533886
Hell yeah, gurl. Men's fashion is my passion too

>>151533866
That's just an indictment on Ward because it doesn't change the fact that Levis sucks

>>151533863
>the AFC lets this fat slob rape them every year for the past 7
grim

Will Levis is somehow late-career Carson Wentz but worse

>>151533863
>"Don't worry honey, the refs will handle him"

>>151533886
just below the knee is better desu

>>151533866
Levis is the most entertaining QB of all time

>>151533929
respect famous jameis

Will Levis is black

>>151533906
Ward is performing statistically worse

>>151533863
Super Bowl preview

>>151533863
lmao what is that gay tattoo? I never knew he had that.

>>151533922
Levis to the Browns, I need the entertainment

>>151533863
What shit zoo is this? That lion is in a terrible enclosure

>>151533866
coward.

>>151533953
Time for Shough

>>151533936
Never seen Jameis have a run even remotely close to Levis.

>>151533953
Shouldn't have hired a dweeb nerd as your head coach

>>151533960
That's not a zoo, that's just KC. That's some meth dealer's backyard

>>151533967
Shough has a stronger arm with better ball placement but he also does a bunch of retarded panicky stuff when he gets pressured, so I can understand why Kellen Moore doesn't want to play him yet.

>>151532156
>black coach + 2 black qbs

>>151533941
Who cares?

>>151533973
Why does Levis always run headfirst into the ground?

>>151533941
Damn

>>151533953
Oh shit I now remember the Saints.

>>151533973
that combo in the top left should be the only thing the titans ever wear on the road, the all white shit they do is genuinely one of the ugliest uniforms ive ever seen

>>151533886
men shouldn't wear shorts

>>151534022
Hes a gamer

>>151533886
>>151534063
>t. autist

>>151534026
And they used a number one over all pick on him

>>151534063
t. never even heard of leg day

Why hasn't Geno Smith been benched yet?

>>151534126
He's Pete's buddy

>>151534118
you should be working out nude

only manlets or ugly chuds care about doing legs

>>151534126
Their other option is kenny pickett

>>151534142
Yeah, but I get in trouble going to the grocery store nude.

>>151534156
Chip Kelly needs a white man to run his offense

>>151534165
Why tf are you working out in the grocery store?

>>151534171
Coward

>>151534041
The entireity of the Titans' uniforms are abominations. The old ones were ugly as shit too. They'd be better off starting from the ground up and rebranding/renaming the team.

>>151534176
muscle confusion

>>151534186
Just be the Oilers. Everyone wants it.

>>151534176
It's where the milk is.

>>151533700
lmao

Vikings stand no chance if Wentz is playing that guy doesn't know how to play football.

>>151534243
>if qb is bad, team lose
Thanks (((Dov)))

>>151534243
Did Dov give you this take?

>>151534186
Move them, rename them the Chatanooga Choochoos, mascot is a fucking train, colors are red, brown, and black, all the fans pump their right arms like they're pulling the string for a train horn, on 3rd and short they line up for a tush push and the chants, "I think I can I think I can" increasing the speed of the chant a little every time it's said.

Heartbreaking: The Vikings will start Carson Wentz against the Chargers this Sunday.

The Vikings don't want to win

>>151534264
Yes. He knows ball

>>151534289
Make the uniform mock striped train overalls and I'm in.

>>151534307
Well the Chargers are starting most of the same guys that started last week so the Queens have a good chance

>>151534307
meh, everyone worthy is locked in for a few years, might as well get another top 10 pick.

Vikings shouldn't have got rid of Case Keenum and should have got rid of Sam Darnold

>>151532105
FPBP

>>151534328
Fuck yeah, make the people seving cincessions in the stands wear conductor suits with oversized plushie hats.

>>151534345
Well they did, so get the fuck over it.

>>151534289
Lay off of the meth

>>151534251
>>151534264
fuck off

>>151533777
CHEckedD

Rename the Raiders to the Las Vegas Outlaws and give them a gunslinger aesthetic.

>>151533809
Still wood

>>151534398
Nah

>>151534398
Bo Nix lowers their ceiling

>>151534398
That describes like half the NFC

Why are MAGAs so against Bad Bunny as the Half Time Show? I am glad the NFL is standing up to those weirdoes who defend Jeff and Associates.

I think the bills might lose this tbdesu

>>151534398
It's whatever man.

oh, yay, bitchknees just got home from school. Great.

>>151534482
i wonder how much his friends roasted him

>>151534477
The fuck was that weird hitch on 96's pass rush?

>didn't get what a muscle spasm really is
>wondered why back spasms keep guys on the bench
>get a muscle spasm in my calf
>most painful thing I've ever felt
Is that what happens during a back spasm? Sounds brutal

>>151532371
Brady had too much respect for Darnold to allow him to rot on the Raiders. He saw that Darnold has been wasted on the Jets and Panthers and took pity on that scorned soul.
Geno was getting too uppity off of two okay seasons.

>>151534479
Me on the left

>>151534504
His homies probably still call him Myles

>>151534523
Boy you need some water and electrolytes.

>>151534481
That was unthinkable coming into the season but after seeing that Falcons game anyone can beat the Bills on a good night

>>151534505
I am sure the Saints coach that move.

>>151534532
the locker room is merciless, they probably swapped his name

>>151534534
My wife hates when I drink pickle juice and try to give her pickle kissies. I will now be able to tell her it will empower her to be a Running Back.

>>151534523
Had back spasms due to a dirt bike accident when I was a teenager, worst 3 days of my life. Can't move, don't wanna move, can't eat, every 30 seconds or so your back feels like someone just stomped on it and you can't even distract yourself with movies or music without it dragging you back to reality.

>>151534534
I miss this dude. He wasn't ever really good but he was still fun.

>>151534523
I have gotten back and neck spasms a few times in my life and yea it sucks balls. I dont know how guys play with it, honestly.

>>151533676
Dov is expertly stupid lol

>>151534570
>TFW the gigaheem game

I fixed my Fins in one draft

>>151534559
Back Spasms are usually a symptom of depression. My college roommate is now a doctor and used to tell us to always practice self care as mental stress usually results in body pains and migraines. Green tea and meditation.
https://spinesurgeon.london/can-your-low-back-pain-be-caused-by-depression/

Josh Allen unironically needs more help. Give him a decent WR1 instead of doing fuck all to help him and expecting him and cook to win games entirely by themselves.

Unc is back

>>151533263
My redskins fucking suck cock and sharted all over the field multiple times. What do you want me to do, lie and say da burrs are elite and my team is good? >we fucking STINK!

>>151534523
I only had back spasms that hurt once when I slipped a disc or something. The spasms only hurt though because the muscles were twitching right next to the part of my back that was in severe pain so it was like I was getting stabbed several times a second. The muscle would flex and that caused my spine to move. Are you sure you're not talking about a Charley horse? Either way balance you're electrolytes and get hydrates if you are make sure you're getting enough b vitamins.

>>151534594
Man we’ve been through some dark years

>>151534579
>I dont know how guys play with it, honestly.
Toradol injected into the spine.

GUESS WHO'S BACK

>>151534558
>my wife
What's his name

Which is the bigger team? Patriots or Packers?

>>151534628
>Celebrating the TENTH anniversary of the Super Bowl 50 team!

>>151534648
I got my ninja images ready

>>151534648
>Younghoe

>>151534648
How was he not picked over the other guy who was the BACKUP kicker at rutgers

>>151534579
They get a 4 inch needle full of morphine or other opioid into their spine and surrounding tissue

>>151534648
Div predicted this byw

>>151534648
>>151534708
My inner shitskin is showing. Dov predicted this btw

>>151534616
>Give him a decent WR1
In 2023 he had Diggs yet lost to the Zack Wilson Jets. The Bills were in danger of missing the playoffs until their OC turned them into a run team. Allen is limited as a thrower and is a >black QB wearing white face.
>b-but Diggs was washed!
Diggs was fresh off a season where he had 1,430 yards and 11 TDs. He was a top WR at the time.

>>151534620
you guys victory lapped beating the 5-12 eberflus-led burrs on a tipped hail mary for an entire year, dont act all downtrodden now.

>>151534689
Cuz he sucks

>>151534729
>>151534708
fuck off with your forced meme

>>151534754
Dov...why so mad? Just be better at your job and we will stop making fun.

What Faustian bargain did the Dolphins make for 1972? Tua was cooked coming out of college and wasn’t a 1st round caliber pick.
Ryan Tannehill balled out behind that nonexistent line and the shitphins discarded him for a CTE-afflicted coconut-head. It doesn’t even feel morally right to make fun of Tua anymore. He was already mentally broken by his abusive piece of shit father before he entered the league. He had a defeatist attitude, he didn’t believe in himself because his father should’ve been locked up and given the chair for abusing his son. Lacks the winner’s’ intangibles. Dude needs to retire, rob the shitphins blind, and use his earnings to hire a hitman for his father.

the most annoying thing is when some shitty team gets a fluke win over you on week 1, and hold it over you even though everyone knows those week 1 games are fugazi.

>Roger Goodell: NFL won't reconsider Bad Bunny SB halftime show
This is FUCKING bullshit. Mexicans don't like real Football

>>151534850
Anyway, BUFF A LO BUFF A LO.

do you guys think drake maye has ever said nigger before

>>151534864
most intelligent american

>>151532425

>twitter statfags

Peak cringe

>>151534893
Every english speaker on earth has probably said it at least once

>>151534893
Most likely, but not with the superior fluidity of a Duke graduate

>>151532437

Payton is basically Gruden with less narcotics.

Herbert is the IF man. Every season is the same, he gets BTFO and then people say he needs more help.

>IF he had a better HC
>IF he had a better roster
>IF he didn't lose his LT
>IF he didn't get injured

>>151534864
Mexicans love football. Puerto Ricans, like BB, just love crime and ostentatiousness.

>>151534945
this but mahomes
>IF he had an elite WR1
>IF he had more than 3 All-Pro linemen
>IF he didn't lose bieniemy

>>151532947

Fuck him. He’s the cockiest do-nothing player in league history.

Hmm

>>151532425
based chad
>>151534910
cringe virgin
>>151532462
It's not just stats. He also has more MVPs, playoff wins, and Super Bowl appearances. He clears Brady in EVERYTHING and it's not particularly close.

>>151534986
>>IF he had an elite WR1
Mahomes hasn't had an elite WR1 since 2021 when Tyreek left, yet he's been to 3 straight owls and won 2 of them. I don't think you know what IF man means.

>>151534733
You spent all year going "thanks for getting flus fired!" "Aw don't hate us, we're the plucky little Bears" and immediately start acting like you're 17-0 when you do a bit well
Faggot

will the italian commiefag ever return? or did he kill himself after cardboard jayden got hurt again

>>151535066
Anyways...

>>151532425
7>3 Barry is dead wrong on this, Brady maybe a fraud but he is eclipsed entirely in fraudulency my Mutthomes

>>151535084
There's two italian anons, one is the based commanders fan and the other is a cringe virgin nerd statfag.

>>151535081
what goes around comes around cocklips, none of us are acting like we’re 17-0, we just wanted to rub a loss in your faces specifically, like ive been saying all year i think this team finishes 8-9.

>>151535113
Your team? Stinky as all hell.

>>151535150
And I hope you enjoy the smell

Will he get traded before the deadline?

>>151535181
it’s quite pungent

>>151535188
Who the fuck wants that diva on their team?

>>151532889
Worked for me
>date a black girl from mid 2021
>team wins constantly
>break up in December
>team loses in NFCCG
Maybe should've made some mutts of my own

>>151535188
Zero value

>>151535188
the giants are more likely to trade jameis kek

>>151535230
>>date a black girl
That's all you have there

We've been lied to, Sean and Bo actually love each other

>>151535113
>’ders refers to the raiders only
not your cringe UFL-tier rebrand team

>>151535319
Bo is a Mormon, he loves everyone

>>151534986
>>151535096
Mahomes doesn't need an elite WR1, he just needs a normal WR1 and WR2. He's went 2 seasons without a WR1 and WR2 combo.
>2023 his WR1 and WR2 was Toney and Skyy, they were so bad they got benched for Rice who was a rookie
>2024 his WR1 and WR2 was Rice and Brown, both got injured and his WR1 became Worthy who was a rookie
>2025 his WR1 and WR2 was Rice and Worthy both were out for most of the season
As soon as Mahomes got his weapons back he's right back to statmogging the league.

>>151535255
>jameis
I wish my Commies got him

Anyways...

>>151535357
His family is part of the Church of Christ which is kind of like a Christian cult but not that bad.

>>151534650
Bussy McBusserson.

>>151535114
Brady didn't have 7 rings at age 30. What you're doing is the equivalent of saying "my grandfather has made more money than my son who is in high school!"
No shit sherlock, you're comparing an old man to a young child. Why not compare what your grandfather and son did at similar agse.

>>151535445
>Brady didn't have 7 rings at age 30.
Neither do (You)

>>151534481
Doesnt the Bills run D suck?
Dowdle's gonna rape em

>>151532425
>one QB was allowed to be tackled
>one QB is not allowed to be tackled
>LOOK, THIS ONE HAS BETTER NUMBERS!!!!!
Real Ball Knowers know that this era of QBing is intentionally designed to be as easy as humanly possible. The systems of the past encouraged defense and practically required QBs to deliver from the pocket. Take away Mahomes' permission to scramble and abuse QB protections and he'd be still good, but nowhere near any GOAT conversations.
Softest era imaginable being compared to an era of Jacked Up. No comparison.
And Brady STILL beat him twice in the playoffs.

>>151535445
>Brady didn't have 7 rings at age 30.
he also didnt have 4 playoff losses lmfaoooo

>>151535423
Church of Christ will also assign you a wife. Just so you guys know

>>151535541
Brady's SuperbOwl cheeks were never clapped like Patty had, twice. All three losses were shootouts decided in the last minutes.

>>151535541
>he also didnt have 4 playoff losses lmfaoooo
That's because Brady missed the playoffs in 2002. LOL.

hmm...

>>151535570
Disgusting. My parents tried to stick me with a Nissan as my first car.

>>151535585
Brady wasn't good enough to make it to 5 Superbowls in his 20s so we'll never know what his stats would have looked like. By the time he played in his 5th super bowl he was a seasoned veteran.
>SuperbOwl cheeks were never clapped like Patty
You're right, they were clapped in the wildcard round by Jake Plummer. He lost by like 20+ points. Jake didn't even make it to the Superbowl that season too.

This thread needs more Drake Maye.

School's out! Go Chieffies! XDDDDDDDDD

>>151532476
Harbaugh relies on elite QB play to make a system works.
Shanahan just relies on a competent QB to make an elite system work.
Mark my words, one of these years (lel) an elite QB is going to be drafted and developed by, or traded to the niners.
Andy Reid absolutely NEEDED what many consider to be a top 3 QB of all time to be successful. Shanahan got to 2 owls with Jimmy G and Brock Purdy. He got to multiple NFC Championship games with those guys.
An Alex Smith tier QB would make the niners have the best offense in the league. A Matt Stafford tier QB and they're a dynasty.

>>151535602
Ah yes, the "I'm going out of bounds but I'm actually not because you'd get a flag if you touched me at all" juke move

>>151535634
Hahahaha this level of cope reveals you know Mahomes will never be on Brady's level. You lack confidence and it reeks.

>>151535635
Fags pretty lazy at making their own webms/mp4's this season honestly

>>151535674
>making their own
I let others do my bidding. Cry about it.

new
>>151535688
>>151535688
>>151535688

i have some breaking news to share in the next thread

>>151535636
Chiefs fans eat feces!

>>151533594
>Purdy finally wins an owl for the niners
>as head coach

patty’s logs

>>151534618
is that VIC with 2 cans of ZYN in his pocket?

>>151535602
This should be in the same territory as faking a slide. A juke is a juke, it's a misdirection. It's an athletic move to avoid contact.
Running towards the sideline and cutting up field is not in the same vein as a juke. Running towards the sideline is essentially telling players "shut down the play, I'm surrendering, so stop playing NOW even though I'm inbounds currently". It's why running "dynamic dual threat" QBs will never, ever impress me.
Quarterbacks are NOT football players. They play by a different set of rules and it fuels a huge portion of their offense. The ability to not be tackled makes a world of difference.

>>151533863
>dying your toddler's hair blonde