>>149956337

>You've been as single for as long as I have.

Yeah that should get her...
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Okay I guess i need to go back to the drawing board. You really don't like her calling you a "faggot", it makes your feelings hurt. This is because you are a gay ass bitch baby faggot.

>Inform her as politely as possible that you are in fact a straight man, so anything that makes your dick hard is a woman, including the femboy from that one time

Yes... this will cement my sexual preferences in her mind...
I'll just leave out the bit about the femboy. Trap porn isn't gay its a different thing, she just wouldn't understand.

There! That should do it.

What next?