>>76581973
There are weird women out there too, so that's probably your best bet. Get into magic crystals, shit like that.
About online dating in general, for men the only way you don't come off as a desperate loser is if they think you're trying to get laid as much as possible. (Not trying to find a girlfriend.) Because if you were worth a shit, in their eyes, you wouldn't have to look hard enough for one to fill out a dating profile.