*pulls out iPhone*
>Hi, Goldbergstein? Yeah, it's Jonah. I got an antisemtic French bitch that needs to be taught a lesson. Ugh? Ornella. Ugh? I don't know what this shitty show is called. My aid should be DMing the specifics. Ugh? You got the show name? The network? The parent company? The board and shareholders? And sponsors? All dead? Thanks, you're a mensch.
>Listen here you stuttering French whore, because I'm such a nice guy, you get to live. But you work for me now. And by work I mean I'm going to sodomize you with a baguette, and then shove it down your throat.