>>719880874
>open hidden chest before the boss
>fire resistance+2
>boss use ice magic

>fight big boss with a cool club
>reward is a staff

>open chest in ruin
>get teleported to a disconnected Leyndel area
>game randomly deactivates your fast travel until you beat a golem

>see maiden on the street that worries about her husband, she asks you to report whether he is fine
>he is dead
>return to report to her
>she is dead
>nothing you could have done

>can double jump with torrent, visually cancelling falling speed
>still die whenever the game decides to

>learn about mariner summoning ghost bosses
>there is one place where ghost bosses spawn but no mariner

>former games had hidden doors and mimics
>remove them 'almost' completely
>redditors piss and shit themselves over telling everyone that random wall is a hidden door
dark souls hath become the rick and morty of comedy and deepness

it really is the best game ever